Drew Taft
@drewtaft
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Fort Wayne, Indiana
Joined February 2010
High school student turning Aaron Judge's bat into firewood is why we wake up in the morning https://t.co/yVJmQFoAJW
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Kill Tony is just The Voice for people who wear their shirt in the pool
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I don’t want to see any more Trump ailments. Call me when it’s over. “80 year old fat ass mothafucka that eat burger all day has new rash” give me a break. Who gives a fuck.
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That time Glenallen Hill hit a ball completely out of Wrigley Field and onto the roof across the street 👀
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Some jokes just write themselves
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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Fun lineup and Cabrera making his debut But the game isn’t being broadcasted. Absolute malpractice
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A local minor league hockey team in Springfield does a yearly Simpsons night where they become the Ice-O-Topes. This year, they have a player named Skinner and during one of the breaks, they played the "Steamed Hams" skit with him in it. Amazing 👏
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Boog and JD on my tv screen. It’s like seeing your friends again on the first day of school
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We have entered "scrolling Twitter while watching baseball from my couch" season.
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This shit looks like Conner O’malley made it.
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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MLB is 9 months from a lookout and the main guy preventing it was too busy fucking his brothers wife. I mean this is unreal
MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023, sources tell me and @DVNJr.
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Of course he had 12 rbis, he hit 3 grand slams lol Does espn have ANYBODY who knows baseball?
Baylor's Tyce Armstrong hit three grand slams in his team debut, while also recording 12 RBIs 😱 He is the second player to hit three grand slams in a D-I baseball game since the NCAA started recording stats in 1957.
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You're a peelin'! Let's never split... It's funny cos they're monkeys!
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