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We're Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman and we’re moderately intrigued by the sport of baseball.

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Céspedes Family BBQ
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🚨 BBQ NEWS 🚨 we are thrilled to announce @YahooSports as our new home for *all* of our MLB coverage -- written, video, and yes, even the podcast! allow us to reintroduce ourselves...
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What a wonderful phrase.
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omg the Pirates and Orioles wanted to play a bottom of the 9th despite the Pirates leading 7-4 at home but the umpires just left after the top half thinking the game was over so now they are playing without them
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Spencer Strider just used the term “supinated release” while being interviewed by a seven year old
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lol imagine seeing this graphic on a broadcast a year ago and trying to parse it
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Dude was a damn janitor down on his luck and now he's a World Series champ. Hats off to you Evan Gattis.
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“FUCK ME? FUCK YOU! YEAH!” Phil Cuzzi showed out last night 😤😤😤
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the Texas Rangers are 3-17 since Fernando Tatís Jr. disrespected them by continuing to play baseball during the baseball game
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did...did Fernando just double jump? humans can do that?
@Padres
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Tatis or Bad Bunny? 🐰
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13 year old me at a classmate’s Bar Mitzvah cranking the Soulja Boy
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why is Shohei Ohtani out here throwing a harder fastball (102.0 MPH) than he ever has in his MLB career in a MEANINGLESS tournament? smh I am NOT enjoying watching the most talented player ever perform for his home crowd nope not at all this SUCKS
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Fernando Tatis Jr if you’re reading this DO NOT CHANGE A DAMN THING
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My dude here dressed like he's scouting for the 1935 Detroit Tigers
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when you realize you don't have to hit again:
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I love Freddie Freeman standing on deck even though there is no way for him to bat this inning
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Vlad Jr is younger than the number one prospect in baseball lol
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Michael Jordan hitting .200 in Double-A after not playing baseball for a decade is one of the most impressive athletic achievements ever. I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.
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Ronald stealing base number 70 and raising it up in the top of the 10th like a trophy while the Cubs are FIGHTING for their playoff lives is a very funny juxtaposition of vibes
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I really think this is the perfect ejection 1. Schwarber chucks the equipment with force/distance, but crucially in the direction away from the ump. No violence 2. Gets his money's worth, but doesn't stay comically long 3. Everyone agrees with his cause 4. Happened in a big spot
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Phils play Mon-Wed Birds play Thurs Jews play Fri Union plays Sat
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Frank Thomas insane sequence. 20 MPH big freeze, followed up by a 200 MPH fire ball. Downright unhittable. ❄️🔥🤮🤮🤮 @PitchingNinja
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Mets traded five players and are 0-6 since the Trade Deadline Reds acquired one reliever and are 0-6 since the Trade Deadline D-backs acquired a closer and an OF and are 0-6 since the Trade Deadline Angels acquired five players and are 0-6 since the Trade Deadline
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something to monitor:
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The extent to which Curt Schilling fucking sucks is remarkable
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I regret to inform you that he has caught another Cedric Mullins home run
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Trade return for Juan Soto
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Sound on
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Obama hugging a despondent Ben Zobrist after Team USA’s loss in the 2013 WBC
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Joon Lee
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imagine Joe Biden consoling LeBron after a heartbreaking loss
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one of the funnier baseball slo-mos I've seen in a long time
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Think about all the dreadful, miserable, soul-sucking baseball O's skipper Brandon Hyde had to sit through. Very few managers survive a rebuild and make it to the good days. Hyde endured, and now, with tears in his eyes and a smile on his face, he gets to live the reward.
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wanna know what 80 speed looks like?
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this shot + pitch clock overlay on the SNY broadcast makes it feel like a nerve-wracking episode of 24 where the safety of everyone at Citi Field is entirely reliant on Max Scherzer striking out Trent Grisham
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Here's the Bryce swing and Kruk's "OH MY GOD" on repeat
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The Angels inability year after year to build a contender around the greatest player of a generation is just downright embarrassing at this point
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Joe Kelly has not ever, does not, and will never give a single fuck
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Stetson Bennett is older than Ronald Acuña Jr. they should let Acuña play for UGA baseball in the spring and see if he can post a 2.000 OPS
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Kyle Schwarber speaking on behalf of the entire baseball community
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Finally, someone's head exploded.
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I think this man's name is Dylan DODD, but it could also be DOOO, OOOO or DODO.
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intentional walks to lead-off an inning, MLB history: Barry Bonds: 5 every other hitter ever, combined: 3
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The teams are in order
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I legit think he went six for six on most boring possible answers
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“Childhood hero: none” I’m glad to see deGrom is still giving off serial killer energy
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Juan Soto the only fan in baseball history who can reasonably yell at the hitters "what are you swinging at?!?"
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Mfer threw a perfect inning WITH A BROKEN FIBULA
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RHP Charlie Morton underwent X-rays tonight that revealed a right fibula fracture. He will miss the remainder of the World Series and is expected to be ready for Spring Training in 2022.
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Elly De La Cruz rolling into Cincinnati steakhouses wearing a Bratz shirt after hitting his first career homer 458 feet it’s over for this league
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Jeff Ruby
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Congratulations and welcome to ⁦ @TheRealJeffRuby ⁩ Steakhouse Cincinnati.Thanks for celebrating with our team! Enjoy our cigar 👊🏼
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If Noah Syndergaard gets traded to the Yankees I will eat a baseball
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Joey Gallo forever
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Only 1 kid on the Dominican team has his parents here so the Mexican team parents are stepping in and going crazy for the DR. Awesome. #LLWS
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happy 34th birthday to Matt Tuiasosopo, co-star of one of the greatest predictions in the history of sports
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okay so I screamed when Phillips hit it and then I screamed when Taylor dropped it and then I screamed when Randy went home and then I screamed when Randy fell down and then I screamed when the ball got away from Smith and then I screamed when Randy scored. when did you scream?
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Carlos Beltran was the last remaining active MLB player from Backyard Baseball 2001.
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Marcus Stroman just got drilled in the elbow by a 108 MPH liner & begged to keep pitching. Coach had to take his glove away. Dude is unreal
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Eloy Jiménez's .346/.393/.962 line in August is the best start to a month EVER by a player who had previously died that same season
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Dude reminds me of Gavin Weir
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9 pitches. 9 strikes. IMMACULATE CHRIS SALE.
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20,000th player in MLB history: José Godoy - signed w/ STL in July '11 out of VZ; $200K signing bonus - spent 9 years w/ STL; reached Triple-A in '19; at alt site in '20 - elected FA, signed w/ SEA in Nov. '20 - OF COURSE THE 20,000TH PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY IS A BACKUP CATCHER!!!
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Go Mets
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When you gotta watch the end of the Brooklyn Dodgers game on MLBTV
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Tyler Glasnow really went 7 strong in Yankee Stadium last night and then spent his afternoon playing chess in Washington Square Park
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What a gig for Pablo Sandoval. Chill on the bench for 7 innings, throw on the "I'm A Coach" glasses, smack a game-tying tater against Aaron Nola, then return to what looks like the warmest baseball coat I've ever seen.
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Instant Baseball GIF Hall of Famer
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gotta love Spring Training because some of the young players get to come up and play in big league games. this is outfielder Juan Soto -- just 21 years old! -- batting 3rd today for the Washington Nationals
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I have a firm belief that basically every big leaguer slides way too late. Vladdy proving my point by showing how rad the early slide looks.
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Ian Hunter
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Vladdy should've been awarded an extra base purely for style points on this slide.
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I love Corey Knebel cuz he looks like a sleepy sloth on the mound and then throws 98 mph cheese
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Proud to call Kevin a good friend. More importantly, he's a phenomenal broadcaster who helped rejuvenate the O's booth after that self-inflicted Gary Thorne kerfuffle. If this is all true, the Orioles should be downright embarrassed about this move.
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Exclusive: Orioles announcer Kevin Brown removed from booth for comments on lack of previous wins
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So they do a practice run of the Home Run Derby intros in the morning and they have volunteers stand in for the MLBers which leads to some incredible moments like this
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LSU catcher Alex Milazzo had to leave the game early after injuring himself badly on an awkward slide at home so what did he do for the dogpile when LSU got the final out? Paul Skenes had him covered:
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A sold-out T-Mobile park chanting "SELL THE TEAM" as All-Star Brent Rooker laces a ground rule double.
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first-ballot Hall of Fame tweet just dropped
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Just a reminder that Bryce Harper's arm is messed up enough that he can't throw a baseball or play outfield right now and he's still obliterating everything in sight.
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Schwarber in the back with a brewski in his hand staring at the champagne like it's alien juice
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Philadelphia Phillies
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"Welcome to Philadelphia, Buddy."
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What if Fenway went this way?
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Randy Johnson rolling up to Spring Training bullpen mounds in jeans and with a Starbucks cup in hand, just dishing out wisdom. What a legend.
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Alex Coffey
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Randy giving Manaea some advice
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Joe Kelly is like: I gotta watch this shit
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Juan Toribio
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#Dodgers Shohei Ohtani: “Im very saddened and shocked that someone who I trusted has done this.”
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running start and definitely missed both 2nd and 3rd base but I’ve got Miles Morales at 11.34 seconds home-to-home here, comfortably besting the Statcast Era record (13.85 seconds) held by Byron Buxton on his inside-the-park HR in 2017
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Shohei Ohtani just became the 1st player since Goggles McFlurry in 1836 to throw a pitch 99+ MPH and hit a ball 114+ MPH and balk twice in one inning in the same game
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hey stop scrolling I promise you have never seen a catch like this
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Mike Puma
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Lindor was asked the first thing he wants to do when he gets to NY. "I love pizza," he said. "I will probably eat some pizza."
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“We drink so much coffee bro, nobody is more beaned up than the Phils.” — Garrett Stubbs
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there obviously isn't anything remotely comparable, but I challenge anyone to come up with a hypothetical baseball parallel to 36-year-old Lionel Messi scoring a game-winning free kick goal in extra time in his MLS debut
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Major League Soccer
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LIONEL ANDRÉS MESSI IS NOT HUMAN.
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Nats in 3
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Darren Rovell
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JUST IN: @ClaytonKersh22 , who has been wearing Under Armour cleats with the logo taken off this season, has signed with @SKECHERSUSA , whose HQ is in Los Angeles.
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Royals wearing the old unis with the big letters today?
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the ol' 15-run lead with two outs in the 9th mound visit
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WTF HE DID IT AGAIN
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deGrom swung an orange Stealth in college we never should have doubted him
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How it started: How it’s going:
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When you have Stephen A doing this after delivering a baseball take, you know you missed the mark by a mile
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Fuzzy
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This is an absolute embarrassment. Mad Dog should never be allowed to talk baseball ever again
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what a career. can’t believe it’s actually over
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Random College Athletes
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Tom Brady NJIT, Infielder 2016-2019
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The Mancini trade is such a bummer. Orioles are enjoyable for the first time in five years, three games from a Wild Card spot, and they deal away the heart of the team for presumably not a whole lot. Just so deflating.
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On one hand I totally understand the pitch limits in the WBC, but on the other hand I really want some Czech guy who works as a garbage man to throw a 250 pitch complete game against the US
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Soto's extension Soto's derby performance 🤝 Going over 440 is key
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for those wondering what kind of numbers it takes to win Gatorade National High School Player of the Year:
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19,895th player in MLB history: Ryan Weathers - 1st round pick in '18 out of Loretto HS (TN); Gatorade National HS Player of the Year - son of David (19-year MLBer; 1996 World Series champion w/ NYY) - great CH + command - 6th (!!!!!) 20-year-old to appear for SD in last 2 years
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I wish Silvino Bracho nothing but a life of peace, fulfillment and happiness, but respectfully, this is maybe the worst 0-2 pitch I've ever seen.
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Love it. First guy to hug Miggy is José Iglesias.
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Oh my god Kikuchi crying while hugging Ichiro goodbye. Be still my heart. 😭😭😭
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God bless Mark Kotsay, the man mercilessly tasked with captaining Oakland's purposefully sinking ship. Look into his eyes and you see no life, no hope, no promise of a better tomorrow. Just vacant pupils going through the motions. Carry on Mark, may the world be kind to you.
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No Bonds? No Manny? No Sosa? More like Hall of Lame am I right thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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