i'm in @TorontoStar today summing up the short, strange premiership of Newfoundland and Labrador's latest aspiring saviour

dreamt last night the government of ontario was running radio ads on vocm for a video of doug ford beating up a guy. "i just had to do it to em," he bellowed breathlessly in the clip. then a woman's soothing voice: "visit ontario dot gov dot ca to learn more.".

this piece is as good as everyone says it is.

RT @mrnastynodrama: The NDP is going to look at the Zohran campaign and decide that a Jack Layton colouring contest is the way to win back….

RT @i_zzzzzz: If Ahab could have read Moby-Dick as a young man then maybe he would have thought twice about going on a maniacal quest for v….

RT @talentedmsgrace: This is how it feels to write literally anything ever

RT @RedGreenBC: Terrible execution. To the Nordic mind this is the most attractive, beautiful, enticing design conceivable. I bet this made….

RT @dee_of_e: there’s obviously a nostalgic “humanist” reading of people falling in love with AI bots (ie. everyone is so desperate for any….

one incredible thing that's happening is i am not starting an argument with the guy five feet away who is loudly ranting about how good the ontario ndp is.

incredible things happen when a bunch of Arts People descend on a rural bar on karaoke night.

RT @saturnalreturn: "factoid" sounds like a slur for wikipedia boyfriends.

RT @roryisconfused: I feel like people are so obsessed with just-so ideas about neurochemistry (easy tricks to boost your dopamine!) becaus….

RT @BrandyLJensen: I don’t think psychology says this.

RT @tyelland: if i was air canada i would simply agree to pay my workers for all the hours they work. then i wouldn’t have to strand my pas….

RT @LegoRacers2: This may not be the most urgent crisis facing human civilization but it's probably like number 4 or 5.

RT @coexistinc: Happy 100th birthday to Fidel Castro, who was so cool that when the CIA sent Marita Lorenz to poison him, he handed her a l….

RT @Daily_Proust: "To think that I've wasted years of my life, that I've longed to die, that I've experienced my greatest love, for a woman….

RT @afrocosmist: want folks to understand that this level of mass immiseration & death witnessed in the past 5 years & mediated through scr….

RT @HistoryToday: Humphrey Gilbert claimed #Newfoundland #OnThisDay in 1583. Newfoundland was England’s first overseas colony, but its sett….

RT @ratlimit: fаscism is a little bitсh ideology bc it's too timid to enact its cruelty until it can frame its cruelty as retaliation again….