First I fell off a roller coaster. On another ride I was thrown off a waltzer. I think I've got fair grounds to sue.#LunchPun.

RT @Nobbyfolk: Some days I can only manage half a Pig Roast for my Dinner. Other days I like to go the Whole Hog. #badjokefriday.

RT @FayermanJez: Who mistook a tube of Pritt Stick for moisturising balm? My lips are sealed. #LunchPun.

RT @Al_Joe_K: During a recent gig in Budapest, Duran Duran introduced a guest vocalist who was one of the bad boys from the 90s TV show Gla….

- My collection of archaic battle weapons is lacking one that I can't find, but I intend to add to it to my stash if the last thing I do. =Must get?. - No, a bayonet. #lunchpun.

Wordle 1,504 4/6 @GayleFallon11.⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜.🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ kmt🙄.⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜.🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩.#wordlewonderleague.

#waffleroyale813 4/5. ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜.⬜🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩⬜.🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬜🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩⬜.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜.⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜.

#waffle1287 3/5 @GayleFallon11 😬.🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩.🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩.🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩.🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩.🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. 🔥 streak: 17.🏆 #waffleelite.

RT @tubebaker: My tutor apparently disliked everything except the longest river in Africa. Called himself a nihilist .#LunchPun.

The US Congress got fed up with Musk's government efficiency drive and decided to scrap it and put a better one in its place, thus leaving him powerless. When he realised the outcome, he had to admit it was the heir of the DOGE that beat him .#lunchpun.

My ride on lawnmower is rocket-powered. It's so relaxing and comfortable to sit on, I often break into song. 🎶Flymo to the moon🎶.#wednesdaywit.

RT @SirEGull1: #IReadABookWhen I'm in a nice quiet place

RT @noel360: 'The elephant in the room was quickly brushed under the carpet. '. #LunchPun.

RT @rahhead01: Swede carrot lime 🎶 #FoodInSongsAndMovies

RT @ref_tm: Irish crooner, Doonican, worked awhile for HMRC levying duties on business sales- leading company bosses to accuse him thusly:….

RT @logansrunner113: @labourlewis @ShinMarginalScr @SusanAshcroft12 Respect for directly engaging btw. The problem is how far Labour has….

RT @ref_tm: What is Mary Poppins favourite Microsoft operating system?. Supercalifragilistic-Windows XP-ialidocious. #BadJokeFriday #LunchP….

RT @IanSearle: I think the caricaturist who drew me on holiday must be deaf. I asked him to make me look macho. He drew me like an unleaven….

RT @DavePiperDJ: If you get your energy from Octopus, are you 'squids in'? . #lunchpun #ratemypun

RT @Bouncingcowz: Reporters have spent the morning outside the offices of Equity UK amid reports that mime artists are facing restrictions….

RT @SteveJuggler: If you think i’m intending to replace the guy from Black Eyed Peas with myself, #LunchPun.