mary purdie
@drawnbymary
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dunno about you guys but I’ve never had gay or trans people knock on my door to pass out propaganda pamphlets and evangelize me about their beliefs.
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Honestly a good breakdown of the math here
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Seeing 250k in my bank account would be the experience
What experience would you pay $250K for?
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Hanging out with old friends who haven’t changed is one of the best feelings in the world. They bring out a part of you that you thought you outgrew because “life went on”. As we grow, we keep every age inside of us. Younger versions of yourself never truly disappear,
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Hard relate.
Jokić was asked if he's looking forward to the Championship parade. "No. I need to go home." 🤣
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what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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every time I finish a load of dishes:
Do you have inside jokes with yourself? Like, funny things you only say when you’re alone? I have a lot of them. I think I’ll make a thread of my solo inside jokes.
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She’s mother always
Drew Barrymore has dropped out as host of the MTV Movie and TV Awards, saying she’s doing so in solidarity with the #writersstrike. The show has also canceled its red carpet: https://t.co/KOLk0Y3pla
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Miss New York has this really funny TikTok series of heavens’ front desk receptionist and sometimes she breaks format and does sincere ones for people who have lost loved ones and they’re so touching
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Who tf is he talking to? 🥴
Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.
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Every single retail job I’ve ever had explicitly told us to not go after shoplifters so when you hear stories of someone harming a shoplifter where they work they’re not doing that “to protect the company” they’re doing that bc they want to harm someone
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We’re ready.
The finale will air on May 17th. The three part reunion will begin May 24th. Secrets Revealed will air on June 14th. #pumprules
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