Dave Smith
@dps170
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Joined January 2013
Graffiti in Portsmouth. It's either bone-headed racism or it might be a cleaning instruction. UKIP Dirty, polish.
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The EU gave Ford a grant to relocate from Southampton to Turkey. Remainers have the nerve to preach at car-workers.
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Elephants have developed low self-esteem after years of going into rooms and everyone ignoring them.
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Thomson Holidays won't let us do our web forms because my daughter is a leap yr baby & the form doesn't allow for that! #crazy #timewaste
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First go at making sausage roll thingys. Taste ok. Should be shiney but CJ's boyfriend nicked my last egg. :-) #fox
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A Saints-supporting cricket journalist left his laptop unattended so he's got new wallpaper... http://t.co/FFXLc2mZJD
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31 days and we're away to Menorca. Chuffin Brilliant. #firstforfeckinyears #can'twait # sun #peace # deserveit #family
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Now England out of World Cup we can all sit back and enjoy the football. Germany seems best chance Europe has of doing anything decent.
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Been neglecting twitter for a while, so I have been told.........Cheers Thomas and CJ. I must do better. :-D http://t.co/52ErRN1fWR
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Something very satisfying about leaving @SouthwickBeach via @shoreham_port lock gates to see views like this #sunset
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Happy mother's day to all the mum's. Many of us no longer have ones to share it with. For those that do......cherish them where applicable X
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Saw We Will Rock You up the smoke yesty. Really good show. Rocked with fun. Good singers and band. Glad I saw it before it finishes in May.
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Piers Morgan has written about me many times over the years. Well tomorrow in The Sunday Times, I've written about him. He won't like it.
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I can't remember what life was like before curling was on the TV all the time. It's like watching extreme ironing.
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