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My wife just got a text thanking her for voting in the Georgia Senate election, and asking her to get her friends to vote. That’s interesting since she’s been a VA registered voters for 15 years and has never lived in GA.
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If you think reopening the economy is about points on the Dow, you are too stupid to be President.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: No one is expendable. No life is worth losing to add one more point to the Dow.
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If your state left it’s liquor stores open and closed it’s churches, time to fire your governor.
If your state says you cannot be outside, run by yourself on the beach/park, or go in your own car somewhere, time to not comply.
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Taxation is theft, and many rich people pay low taxes because you (mostly the left) won’t pass a flat tax and eliminate deductions.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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I want to hear
@JoeBiden
and
@KamalaHarris
condemn Antifa/BLM criminals who assaulted and harassed peaceful demonstrators in DC today, including elderly and families.
Of course they won’t. And “media” won’t make them.
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So because a guy made some computers and a bad search engine, why is it anyone gives a shit what he thinks about meat, public health or anything else really.
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Interesting question:
How does John Roberts know the name of the whistleblower?
We don’t. And the question wasn’t about that.
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People who are measuring the tax cut by the size of a refund rather than the total amount of taxes paid are not smart enough to write about public policy send tweet
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but
@realDonaldTrump
wasn’t telling NYers to still act as normal in March. He wasn’t telling everyone to go to massive Chinese NY parties. He didn’t ignore subways. He didn’t close 2 weeks too late either. That would be
@NYCMayor
.
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Edward Snowden defended the constitution and is responsible for no one’s death. That more than I can say about the Cheney family.
Edward Snowden is a traitor.
He is responsible for the largest and most damaging release of classified info in US history.
He handed over US secrets to Russian and Chinese intelligence putting our troops and our nation at risk.
Pardoning him would be unconscionable.
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I have an idea. How about we cancel the blue checks who gleefully cheer on felony assault, six broken ribs and lung damage requiring removal of part of a lung?
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I cannot say this strongly or clearly enough:
Go fuck yourself.
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“I’m too clueless to choose my own health care plan” is an interesting reason for wanting government run health care.
Members of Congress also have to buy their plans off the exchange. They are Gold plans that are partially subsidized.
That means I get to “choose” btwn 66 complex financial products.
This is absurd. No person should go without healthcare, &no one should go through this, either.
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If you were against Obama’s DACA executive power grab, but applauding Trump, you’re a hypocrite.
If you were for Obama’s DACA Executive power grand, but attacking Trump, you’re a hypocrite.
This isn’t hard.
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You’d think there would be a better plan than screaming “say her name” and acting like a crazed mob at the guy who literally introduced a bill named after Breonna Taylor, with her family’s permission, to end no-knock warrants.
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Rand Paul Slams 'Republican' Richard Burr for Don Jr. Subpoena
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I don’t care which party or ideology you are. If this is your reaction to a BUSINESS having rules for ITS CUSTOMERS while on THEIR property, you’re a psycho. And if you’re a conservative doing this, add to that - you don’t even understand your ideology.
Watch her reaction to being asked to wear a mask at Trader Joe’s. This level of outrage is tolerated by our society in that instance. What is the commensurate level of outrage for witnessing your people targeted, murdered & brutalized? Asking for a friend.
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I swear to God if one a democrat mentions the Russians ever again...
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You perjured yourself in front of Congress. And trampled the Bill of Rights in office. And droned innocent people. Kiss my ass Brennan, you’ve got no moral authority. Zero. Should have filibustered you even longer.
Donald Trump’s press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of “high crimes & misdemeanors.” It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump’s comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???
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Rand Paul's surgery reminds us the Left has no problem cheering political violence
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You know the entire thing is on video and online right Mark?? No one is spreading anything other than their own words.
This is the AG of the commonwealth ladies and gentleman.
This is the VA Democrat party.
Trump and his Republicans in Richmond are trying to spread shameful lies about Kathy Tran, a tremendous delegate, and
@GovernorVA
@RalphNortham
, a man who served our nation in uniform and dedicated his life to caring for children as a pediatrician. Don’t believe a word of it.
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@JeromeAdamsMD
The only thing it would cue me in to is that you are stuck on the bad advice from 2020.
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If you think you’re funny or clever by stereotyping and making fun of any race or nationality to score political points, you’re an idiot, and you should probably not tweet. Do better
@GOP
@GOPChairwoman
On this St. Paddy's Day, a special message from noted Irishman Robert Francis O'Rourke.
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Everyone say happy 6th Birthday to the best boy, our son Samuel!
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If anyone wants to listen to an actual former Secret Service agent rather than just doing crap political hit jobs on
@DonaldJTrumpJr
for absolutely no reason.
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Anyone in Springfield Va area HD 42 want to run against this infanticide promoter and liar - DM me, I’ll run your race for free.
Over the last few days, you may have heard a lot of misinformation about my bill to help women make their own healthcare decisions in consultation with their doctors.
Here are the facts, straight from me.
#IStandWithWomen
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Liberal feminists now advocating abstinence to own the conservatives - amazing.
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You know,
@Twitter
, even those of us who don’t want to overuse federal regs and power are gonna be hard pressed not to if you’re gonna censor the POTUS,
@realDonaldTrump
discussing his own election. Y’all are out of your damn minds to think you’ll get away with this crap
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In case you were wondering, lifelong Democrat party operatives are in charge of damage control for
@JoeBiden
at
@Facebook
. I’m sure they will continue to tell us all about their lack of bias though.
While I will intentionally not link to the New York Post, I want be clear that this story is eligible to be fact checked by Facebook's third-party fact checking partners. In the meantime, we are reducing its distribution on our platform.
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I’m sure the haters will enjoy making fun, but I’ve personally witnessed
@realDonaldTrump
tip basically everyone in existence while playing golf, eating meals etc. it is a nice gesture that I’m quite positive is not often done by people in anywhere near his position.
Money is seen in the back pocket of
@realDonaldTrump
as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California.
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@richardmarx
So, you’re a cheerleader for felony assault that resulted in six broken ribs, 3 displace ,multiple pneumonias and part of a lung being removed?
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It’s true: he has no experience getting us into endless wars or blowing ten trillion doing it.
Haley to Vivek: you have no foreign policy experience, and IT SHOWS
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Looks like
@realDonaldTrump
heeded this very good advice from
@RepThomasMassie
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...
I’d fire him. I listened to his testimony in the SCIF. He’s a leaker, not a whistleblower. Vindman was upset that
@realDonaldTrump
didn’t follow the script Vindman prepared for the phone call. Current Commander in Chief doesn’t take orders from a Lt. Col.!
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Absolutely no one who buys and wears this shirt is going to take anything from anyone who owns an AR 15.
Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15.
Buy your shirt now:
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This was left on people’s cars today if they attempted to attend church. The police don’t know if they were socially distancing and wearing masks. They literally just said you can go to Walmart but not to church, and they did it upon orders of
@AndyBeshearKY
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Way to be a biased clownshow,
@AP
It’s actually so bad I won’t even link to it.
This is why no one right or center trusts or believes the media. Y’all did this.
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@JRubinBlogger
They sent 6000 people with Covid to nursing homes and had 5x the death rate of Florida. Jesus this stuff gets dumber every day.
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The fact that she raised $60m, set it on fire in a terrible race, and is gonna lose worse than you did to
@HawleyMO
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@RonaldRichards
@jimmykimmel
@AaronRodgers12
Aaron said Jimmy didn’t want the files to come out. He never said his name was in them. I thought they taught y’all how to read before or in law school.
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Some of you are literally too stupid to be tasked with giving information to the public.
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Stop fighting for a minute and say happy First Day of preschool to Samuel and Leah this morning.
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Repeat after me: 1- it has always been legal to make your own firearm. 2- the laws are the same regardless of what device or tools you use to make it 3-learn something about guns and gun laws before you talk or write bills about them. Thank you
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Keep pretending that we just want a haircut or are being selfish. You should let us know how many jobs lost, businesses shuttered and lives ruined is enough for you?
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My Dad is an 80 year old retired Marine/NYPD and he can’t get one yet, but don’t worry,
@POTUS
made sure the guy who helped knock down the Twin Towers and his terrorist buddies can.
Alleged 9/11 mastermind, Gitmo detainees to start getting COVID vaccines
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I like Congresswomen who win re-election…and you won’t be one of them this cycle.
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The Venn diagram of Congressional Democrats criticizing
@realDonaldTrump
tax breaks and those trying to reinstate the SALT tax break for rich New Yorkers is a circle. 🤡
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Lol what a pretentious, self-serving, holier-than-thou, useless jackass.
Today, I was asked to serve on the bipartisan January 6th Select Committee and I humbly accepted. When duty calls, I will always answer.
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Did you catch the people who shot the 1 year old black kid in the projects or are you too busy trolling Trump and virtue signaling? Pretty sure his life mattered. Maybe not to you. But to his family and community that you’ve failed.
To whoever vandalized our mural on 5th Avenue: nice try.
@NYC_DOT
has already fixed it.
The
#BlackLivesMatter
movement is more than words, and it can’t be undone.
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So if y’all want to argue with
@RichardGrenell
/ others over HIPAA - congrats on your “fact check.” But the point - that a private citizen like
@DonaldJTrumpJr
shouldn’t have his health and medial records leaked and discussed - is still valid. And you’re all gross in your glee.
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If Hunter Biden zooms in live from the Champgne VIP room and someone delivers his blow in the middle of the speech, this convention might be watchable.
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If the “case is closed” as
@senatemajldr
clearly stated and Mueller/Barr stated, why is Republican Chair of Intel doing Dems bidding and continuing the Witch Hunt?
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Leave it to the GOP to expel someone from a swing seat and then lose the seat.
And
@MrSantosNY
the expelled member was convicted of nothing.
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It was won in a war instigated by Israel’s neighbors, a war meant to destroy Israel. Nah, I think they’re gonna keep it now.
It doesn’t belong to you. It’s Syrian. The Golan Heights is Syrian, NOT Israeli. You are land thieves.
Imagine being a bunch of powerful Americans lobbying for land theft on the other side of the world... That takes some serious arrogance and chauvinism.
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For everyone who continues to bullshit every day about racism in America, do me a favor. Ask yourself if a black man had broken into a white woman’s apartment, yelled “commands” at her, shot and killed her - would we be talking about if we found pot in her house?
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“I don’t know why I lost my radio show”
Because it would be an illegal contribution from your former employer, you complete and utter clown.
Joe Walsh: "I just found out I lost my national radio show, so that's gone."
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@jennfranconews
@alexplitsas
Are well all just gonna ignore that this is who Richard Pilger is??
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Actually,
@realDonaldTrump
loves
@RandPaul
and I’m pretty sure they both think your family is a bunch of chickenhawk warmongers who personally benefited from the military industrial complex and are responsible for thousands of lost lives and trillions of lost dollars. 🤷🏻♂️
I stand with
@realDonaldTrump
and our men and women in uniform who will never surrender to terrorists, unlike
@RandPaul
, who seems to have forgotten that today is 9/11.
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@KeithOlbermann
@GuntherEagleman
Hey moron, it’s a 9-0 decisions including every liberal on the court, because it’s literally the only legal answer. Ignoring the law and the court would make you the fascist, as well as being the dumbest public figure on X
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I travel through this and other airports. I have three adopted black children including two toddlers.
No one needs Cindy McCain or anyone else policing families of mixed ethnicity.
Phoenix Police dispute Cindy McCain's claim of trafficking at airport
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Your daily reminder that you’re largely being governed by insane people with no concept of reality.
Cancel rent.
Cancel mortgage.
Cancel student debt.
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He has natural immunity from having Covid already.
And you’re naturally an idiot.
So brave...Such a leader... so manly...
Rand Paul: 'I'm not getting vaccinated'
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Apparently the state of the union is yelling a bunch of bullshit.
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You know what, I was half kidding yesterday about live tweeting his little regime-change play.
You really have to be a special breed of warmongering, interventionist loon to think this tweet is a good idea. Or to think Libya, Iraq, Syria etc were good and should be repeated.
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Things Congress thinks 18yr olds are old enough to do
- vote
- serve in military
- Drive without restriction
- travel
- work
- live on their own
Things your government thinks 18 year olds are NOT old enough to do
- decide whether or not they drink, smoke or vape.
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@DanCrenshawTX
@ZTPetrizzo
So someone hacked into your account, followed one escort, posted nothing, then...?? Cool story.
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What the hell.
Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, R-Mississippi, says she would be "on the front row" at "a public hanging." She is running against Mike Espy (
@espyforsenate
), who in 1987 became Mississippi's first black congressman since Reconstruction. MS was state w most lynchings in 1877-1950.
#MSSen
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It was at this moment the leftist dipshit nerd with the backpack realized he had made a horrible mistake 🔥
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People whose allies have been burning down cities and who have promised to unilaterally change a Senate rules and pack the Supreme Court if they’re elected are suddenly concerned with “norms”
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If you think that’s what the Tea Party was doing, you weren’t there
@AOC
. In fact when it started you were what, 18? It was about three things. Bank bailouts 1 which you actually probably agree with. Debt/spending. And anti-Obamacare. That’s literally it.
Rep. AOC says the difference between her movement and the Tea Party is her's don't call anyone names. Whereas the "grounding of the Tea Party was xenophobia, the underpinnings of white supremacy," and the Koch brothers funded them.
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@DebraMessing
@EricMcCormack
Lol dude you literally said you wanted them outed so you didn’t have to work with them. Grow the fuck up or at least admit your gross intolerance.
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No, warmongers like you who want to nation build and police the world forever own this. 15 years ago or 15 years from now, it would be the same result.
But much like your political judgement, your foreign policy judgement is god awful.
Enjoy your last few months in office.
The Taliban used to say “America has the watches, we have the time.” Yet again we see a disaster in the making not because we were defeated, but because we gave up. America only loses a war, when we choose to. Between Trump and Biden, they own this.
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So let me get this straight. We are worried about bs conspiracy theories on the right but this is fine...Resistance fanfic by a major outlet.
Brendan Gleeson as Donald Trump.
@Jeff_Daniels
as James Comey.
In a special two-night event, an all-star cast brings James Comey’s book to life in
#TheComeyRule
.
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The resolution released by
@senatemajldr
has the same # of hours as Clinton trial. Won’t go much later than an NCAA championship or World Series game. I don’t remember y’all calling any of those things “covered up”. Just because you don’t like
@realDonaldTrump
, stop acting crazy
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@ScottAdamsSays
This is gonna confuse the people whose mouth or finger move along while they read
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So the last 3 ads by
@EdWGillespie
are: gangs, people getting their voting rights back, and monuments. The dog whistle is a little loud, Ed
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Putting a “shelter in place” order is of questionable legality. Putting one in place in March that lasts til June 10 makes you a petty dictator wanna-be.
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Is John Roberts the worst GOP pick for the court in modern times? Discuss.
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So what I can’t figure out is whether
@RalphNortham
is a fucking idiot or if he thinks everyone listening to his bullshit press conference is. This is the dumbest most implausible explanation for an obviously guilty moment I’ve ever seen, and I have six children.
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Y’all are some twisted assholes to be gloating about death.
Of course what people like this will never know with their little self-own is his God IS stronger than any virus, and
@THEHermanCain
is with God right now. Our earthly life is not the same as our eternal salvation.
Before he died
@THEHermanCain
said his God was stronger than
#coronavirus
. Coronavirus disagreed.
#ScienceIsReal
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@MeghanMcCain
If the sentence you’re planning to type is “sorry for your loss, but...” just stop typing and put the phone down.
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@DebraMessing
Because you and your intolerant asshole friends want to blacklist them and work with them again. You can’t be this stupid, I can only assume you think everyone else is.
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I’ve had children when planning & not so much. I’ve had a child while I was in college, & I have a child still in diapers while one has a job & has finished her PhD. I’ve spent 28 years as a father, with its ups and downs, love and struggles. I don’t regret a minute.
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If you don’t want to be called fake news, maybe don’t QT the Democrat campaign consultant of
@nancymace
opponent? I dunno, just spitballing here.
When one can’t defend the facts, one resorts to name calling. She’s spreading a false smear about a colleague to raise money.
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@mcuban
@VivekGRamaswamy
You’re presumption that the only money following the child is the federal money is the issue here. States all over are passing this kind of program - $7200 in AZ for example. With the federal money now you’re at $8800. Try not watching a game while you do public policy perhaps.
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@RichardGrenell
Wait. The media didn’t get the “couldn’t step down as Anbassador and still be acting DNI?” Do they not know how this stuff works?
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@dbongino
@SykesCharlie
In case anyone is wondering, yes Charlie is acting like an asshole here. Everyone running for office or in public life has taken pictures with thousands of people. You can’t background check them.
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I’m glad
@SenTedCruz
Is smart here and I wish him well/ expect he will be fine.
Sure would be nice if the other 15k
@CPAC
attendees we’re given proper info and got to make this same call for themselves.
Ted Cruz quarantined
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This you? Perhaps don’t give advice on how half or more of the country SHOULD NOT GO to your movie.
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This is what passes for “teacher of the year” : celebrating assault and calling for political violence.
What a giant asshole. Then he whines about it when called out.
@RodRobinsonRVA
I hope you don’t talk to students with that mouth.
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