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@donjoyride
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willing to help in case of an emergency
Sydney
Joined March 2009
Why'd the call it A-League Women and not A-League Of Their Own?
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Top 5 of the hottest 100 and still no Dance Monkey - the wife is putting the grange in the decanter!!!
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Getting to the pointy end of the Hottest 100 and still no Tommy Tycho arrangement of Advance Australia Fair. Wrapping the Jansz in a tea towel and popping it in the freezer for a top 5 finish.
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Thinking of checking out Happy Gilmore 2, but do I need to have seen the first one
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I've heard some intel on what the future royalty model looks like, and you're probably not going to like it. Thank you Capital Brief for letting me go off in your ideas section. 1/2
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Listening to this for the first time in a long time and realised - it's NOT about kidnapping a Polish guy?!?! Β―β \β (β Β°β _β oβ )β /β Β―
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(not really paying attention to terminology) the bureau of meteorology has predicted a bomboclaat in the sydney area
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Why they call it the conclave and not the virgin lounge
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Doggies trolley DJ should pull up to CHP; scenes
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What % of voters are just trying to pick the winner
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Reckon the gorillas are talking about it too?
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Myself & @donjoyride made all the music for GCP's Next 25 event, from ambient music in The Sphere, to Sundar's walk on. Honoured to open days 1 & 2 with a performance of said music w. @tinaz0ne. This one's for the haters who said 37y.o was too "skibidi toilet" to DJ any more.
The Developer Keynote at #GoogleCloudNext is LIVE! Dive into demos that showcase how AI can streamline software engineeringβempowering you to build important apps, services, and agents faster than ever β
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Congrats to new IOC president Kirsty Coventry. On Trump, she said she has experience "dealing with difficult men in high positions". Better would be experience dealing with high men in difficult positions. I just had a tab and my wife wants a lift somewhere. Help president
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Deepseek just accelerated AGI timelines by 5 years. So focus on the gym. Knowledge work is obsolete. Muscles are all thatβs left
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When is the Minns government going to do something about this bloody wind !
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Iβll save you the click: itβs masturbating in the paint aisle
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