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celeste 24 she/her. Alt for @brainfrot . For when one needs an alt. ❤️ @geckoslimes ❤️
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I will try every single energy drink
energy drink thread
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half of all coming out stories are "I hung out with a trans person once and it forever changed me". If every one of us vows to hang out with a single cis person a week for the foreseeable future, my calculations predict that we may be able to achieve Trans Earth by 2025
being trans is cool bc you can hang out with Some Guy once and two years later see this post
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why does the cow look like she's solemnly accepted her fate
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if you don't fuck with my exclamation point and ellipses, then I don't fuck with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I use them cause I'm always feeling so.......... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....y'know...?????
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*opens twitter*
do any beautiful women wanna punch me in the stomach
*closes twitter*
*1 hour later. opens the app again*
any sexy mamacitas wanna give this girl a wedgie
*closes twitter*
*1 hour later. tweeting again*
does a foxy lady wanna put a cig out on my soft forehea
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sometimes you uncensor an image on twitter.
and it's ur friends penis
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hey think fast
*throws a fireball at you*
*throws a fireball at you*
*throws a fireball at your corpse*
*throws a fireball at your corpse*
*throws a fireball at your ashes*
*throws a fireball at your ashes*
huh. maybe think quicker next time.
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@ketpup
@DoeSparkle
hey please tell me you didnt actually just do 30 tabs of acid please oh my god
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so she's just supposed to stay in the closet forever ?????? because she discovered she was trans in the middle of a relationship ?????? how the fuck is that betrayal ???
do you all not have any empathy at all
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some things other fellow trans women have said to me have made me feel more dysphoric than anything a cis person has ever said tbh
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14th century dude seeing a woman's bare shoulders: i hauve bubonic
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all the dog noises we have now are overplayed and cliche
"arf" "wruff" "bark" "wan wan" "woof"
old news. come up with something New please
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futurama episode where bender comes out as transbender. is this fucking Anything
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@oncloud_e
seriously baffling thing to do. i can't stop thinking about it. where did she get this idea from
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the cishet dating experience sounds hellish
List of restaurants women refuse to go on a first date at is going viral 😳📝
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can you all please look at how good my front facing camera is. this isn't even a joke. it's really like this
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@Faiqal_x1103
@SohnKonig
@lewdnaaomi
@IAmLoMeinNow
yall need to learn how to post some context instead of shaming and being weird to sex workers completely unprompted damn
this tiktok always make me Lose It. the “Ed, Edd and Eddy has been off the air for SOME TIME now” followed by unbridled chaos
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my mom has a whole room in her new house dedicated to a tanning bed, several framed Marilyn Monroe posters, and my dad's fucking urn
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all a lesbian really wants is to find herself a girl to recreate yaoi with
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r/femalelivingspaces
my mom has a whole room in her new house dedicated to a tanning bed, several framed Marilyn Monroe posters, and my dad's fucking urn
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if I had a dollar for every time I was kicked from a massive groupchat because someone in it blocked me I would have $1
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sugar daddy my account got hacked suspended i just took shrooms and i need this on a shirt
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a machine that straightens out used up old rods? it's called my mouth buddy lol
This machine can straighten old rebar so it can be used again
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I get to marvel at this every single time I'm in the shower
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any tips on how to get ur body to look like this i will pay you $10000000000000
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kind of astonishing, pointless and sad that game developers are still trying to make video games when The Perfect Game was already released in 2007
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do you mind if i come over and do shrooms and pretend im a dog on your living room floor for 6 hours
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this is how some of u post
*opens twitter*
do any beautiful women wanna punch me in the stomach
*closes twitter*
*1 hour later. opens the app again*
any sexy mamacitas wanna give this girl a wedgie
*closes twitter*
*1 hour later. tweeting again*
does a foxy lady wanna put a cig out on my soft forehea
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@weedcatholic
hey this is weird this is word for word an exact conversation I had with my partner earlier have you been watching me
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guys. we lost.
we lost the Star War
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you hurt my feelings?
I throw you in the stew.
your opinion differs from mine?
I throw you in the stew.
you're dishonest with me?
I throw you in the stew.
I don't like your vibe?
I throw you in the stew.
you look at me a little funny?
I'm throwing your ass in the stew.
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if ur chef's arm looks like this youre getting your food burnt
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just found these things.
most liked reply decides their fate
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crafting schematics for a new kind of gun and just whipped this up in a couple minutes what do we think
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age regressors be like:
I wanna eat candy and play toys and watch cartoons with mommy
age progessors be like:
aaaauuuggghh.. my body is falling apart and I'm 90 years old.. I watched my parents die long ago.. I have no more tears left. Pull my Fucking life support..
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shorts with text on the crotch that says this. do yall fuck with it
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the amount of furry porn and clips of my mutuals getting backshots for onlyfans i casually scroll by on my timeline every day without a thought would make a 15th century peasant so hard he'd get dizzy, fall over, crack his head on a rock and die
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what's with girlfriends trying to get you hard all the time n shit. what's their fucking game
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just got home after hanging out with nyan cat. y'all remember that guy? he smokes weed now
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@CyberVillainess
matt and ryan both admitted to doing 90% of the shit they were accused of what is this
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freud would have loved to study the mind of the modern day transsexual
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Kitten, this is really hard but I just have to tell it to you straight:
Mommy's gonna be executed via lethal injection by the state of Alabama tomorrow
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has any1 figured out why seeing pretty girls sometimes makes you want to kr1ll yoursmelf.
science twitter?
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learning that someone you know legitimately goons will permanently change how you view that person
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if ur not gleefully willing to throat a bar of 90% dark chocolate, ur weak and a child
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I am in awe at the japanese dog suit guy
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me using my vertically placed psionic eyeballs (mom always said I was special) to levitate my favorite fletched arrow
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do any of u all ever look at a new shop that's opened up in ur town and think "oh wow this place is gonna close in a month" and get sad for the owner. a yarn & fabric shop opened on the ass end of this street and they don't even have a sign out front. i just feel bad
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italian-american new yorker thinking about 9/11: nevahfuhgeddaboudit....
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hey be honest would any of you all be really mad at me if i
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hate to break it to u all but I look like this
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weird to think that fugo is the only main cast character in 36 years of jojo to just walk off and disappear. he's part of the main cast for the first 67 chapters of part 5, and right in the middle he goes "I'm not feeling the plan, gang" and just fucks off never to be seen again
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ok lets try this again
at 500 followers I will NOT (wink) HARM ANYONE with my HUMAN SACRIFICE ROCK (wink). he DOESNT THIRST FOR BLOOD (wink) and he DOESNT WHISPER TO ME AT NIGHT.
NO NEED FOR AN ACCOUNT SUSPENSION.
NOONE WILL BE HARMED (wink wink wink).
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being in your 20's is all about hiding the fact that you still have the same cringey special interests you had when you were a teenager
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RAIDEN'S REAL NAME IS JACK AND HIS GIRLFRIENDS NAME IS ROSE BECAUSE KOJIMA WAS MAKING A TITANIC REFERENCE ? BECAUSE MGS2 TAKES PLACE IN THE OCEAN ???????
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hey dude do you mind if i get really high and start barking out of your living room window at 11:05pm is that okay is that cool
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ew is that a cage? some people like to get in these things? that's so fucking weird dude I'm not a freak. wait... now you're calling it a "princess cage"...? ........ th-that doesn't change h-how I feel about it... there's no way I belong in that comfy looking.... cage...........
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