so blessed for this abundance

Momarch

2013 - - -> 2025

Sulk Stream #507 Radioactive Boy Scout

bestie, luv u

Praying for you sister

Thrifted these for the future

Some babies fall asleep in their bed. My baby falls asleep on the two minute ride to Home Depot, sleeps the entire time we were in the store, and then transferred back to the car seat no problem.

I haven’t worn eyeliner in years, literally like years and years and years. I got some today, tried it, then remembered why I stopped wearing it

The girl who got pregnant in HS and couldn’t afford an abortion so she tried to terminate the pregnancy by doing a bunch of drugs got married last weekend. Good for her. Her son she tried to murder was in the wedding and everything.

I’m so happy for all the weirdos of society that get to make their own monetized platforms online where millions of people gawk at them instead of having to join freak shows so they don’t get smothered by their parents for a room of 40 people.

The pregnancy privileges so ELITE like yes everyone caters to you even strangers

throwback story: when I was pregnant, there was an older lady who worked at a local ice cream shop I loved. went in weekly for a cone (she made a bomb cake batter butter crunch flavor). found out as we talked, she had lost her only daughter in an accident but she had been a few

This is like trusting a doctor that is fat

Dad sent me a video of him bragging to three kids he just met about how he fell out of a tree and had to get six stitches like it wasn’t the single most traumatizing moment of his existence.

The outfit he chose today. He went to work with my dad aka visited customers houses, went fishing, then ate McDonald’s.

Sulk Stream #506 Bug Chasers

No, your macaques aren’t cute. Idc that you have weird pets. Stop trying to get my child to come over to you.

Phrasing

“we circumcised so he can match daddy” I’m sorry how often are fathers and sons comparing penises

She deleted it, but this is the funniest interaction from this post