Devo C
@devo_cook
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I write for a living and tweet for no good reason at all. Formerly Super Deluxe, RIP.
Joined April 2009
Gather round children and let me tell you the story of how I used to be punk.
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for @GQMagazine i went down to rob rausch’s farm in alabama and we spent the day feeding cows, dirtbiking, and talking about his big win on #TheTraitorsUS 🐍🗡️👑 https://t.co/CM9w7entDV
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Why do “boomers” all struggle with “quotation marks?”
Donald Trump reacts to Bad Bunny's historic #SuperBowl Halftime Show: “It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn't represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is
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So to the surprise of no one (who isn’t a fucking moron), all the celebrities like Chrissy Teigen that right-wingers accused of being in the Epstein files, are not, in fact, in there, while everyone these clowns voted for and supported are. They’re gonna apologize, right? Right?
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Can’t believe I was duped by a man with snake tattoos. When someone tells you who they are… #thetraitors
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DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--" (Taps drawing of chihuahua) "There's only one thing he quieros."
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Let me go on Subway Takes so I can share my truth that I still think Harry styles spit on Chris Pine
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(It is slade tho)
Noel Gallagher talks about his fight with Liam about their favourite Christmas song
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People just come on this app and say anything (and get thousands of likes for it)
No one ever does “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls at Karaoke. You can’t be ironic about it, and the level of emotional intensity it would bring is simply too much to be contained within the social remit of Karaoke. It has a sort of holiness about it which people know not to transgress
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You know those pictures that are meant to simulate the experience of having a stroke? That’s what All’s Fair is — vaguely resembles a television show but everything is wrong. I felt like was losing my mind while watching it.
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I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor
When I go to the store and see them advertising big tubs of chocolate chip cookies as EBT eligible it makes me not care about it getting shut down.
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I said this movie is corny and you all yelled at me…
TITANIC's alternate ending is still one of the goofiest things I've ever seen
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This is deeply relatable I fear
Noel talks about his fight with Liam about their favourite Christmas song
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I’ve listened to this clip and read the transcript several times, along with MAGA’s interpretation of it. And honestly, their spin just feels wrong. Kimmel wasn’t saying the shooter was MAGA. What he was pointing out is that MAGA’s first instinct wasn’t to seek truth or
These are the comments that led to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air. "The MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it, in between the
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