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Ain't here on business, baby, I'm only here for fun. 📝 editor/writer @ GQ, Vulture, other places // [email protected]
Los Angeles via Richmond
Joined July 2009
For @GQSports, this weekend I flew out for the GOAT’s debut and wrote about the scenes on South Beach and transcending mortality in the sunshine state.
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RT @MikeDrucker: We’re not “losing” shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn’t a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us….
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RT @thrillothechase: Cuomo spent 2020 lying about feeding elderly people to the Corona virus while groping any woman within arms reach and….
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no way Drake dropped a track about snakes in his circle? should we throw a party? should we invite Serena Williams?.
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interesting
Ben Verlander tweeting nonstop about the Dodgers for getting blown out in a random July game…. Meanwhile, the A’s probably just ended his big brother’s career and made him a family man lmaooo
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RT @Yordaddy2025mvp: Is this what happens when you don’t have access to Apple Watches anymore ?
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Sounds like they’re probably cheating.
The Dodgers have a 16-0 loss at home this season and now an 18-1 loss. They also have the best record in baseball.
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orel is struggling with recognizing that you cannot buy the Mandate of Heaven, that it can only be received, and that it has been received in Houston Texas.
"I don't want to open an old wound. But in some ways, they're swinging at these breaking balls like they know what is coming.". Orel Hershiser on the Astros during a big inning against the Dodgers.
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RT @BenVerlander: @brammer_nash 1) He didn’t cheat. 2) They were cheating too. Should’ve cheated better. 3) A decade ago? 🤣.
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