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Sweary Mary, Queen of perendination & wine. Love me a bit of F1, hate bad drivers! Slave to dogs, cat, adult children & wine

Kent, England
Joined March 2009
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@dettybo
eternal optimist
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@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
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How to have a shower when it’s cold: 1. Get in the shower and wash 2. Finish washing, then spend an extra 10 minutes standing there and swivelling around so the hot water goes from one shoulder to the other, and gradually increase the temperature until it’s at boiling point 3.
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@bemorebob2
BeMoreBob
22 days
Local paws, we got lots fun stuff going on in store this month! 🐾 ♥️ As a small business we work extra hard to bring you community, good value loot, support & advice, great deals and FUN. Remember to join our loyalty scheme next time you pop in - get a stamp on every pawchase
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@everhopeful1000
Jane
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This is utterly disgusting but sadly not in the least bit surprising 😔
@Chuffin_ell
Rae
16 days
A thread about being an unpaid carer while becoming seriously unwell yourself. Nine months of trying to plan, to do everything right. Now I’m in hospital — and it’s time to show what this really looks like. Sometimes you just don’t know what to say anymore 🧵
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@EagleHeightsUK
Eagle Heights
17 days
🚨 URGENT: Eagle Heights is temporarily closed to protect our birds from avian flu. All birds are healthy—this is preventative. But with NO income and £38k/month in animal care costs, we need your help to survive winter. Please support us: https://t.co/CYyIppTiK0
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@bemorebob2
BeMoreBob
19 days
Pals, we will be launching bundles, charity options and Secret Santa discounts for the #BTPosse, and anyone else who wants to partake, in the coming weeks 🎅
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@steelygreyste
stephen rogers
19 days
Helen is celeberating 12 years being on Etsy, with firstly Whiskey and now Heidi. Christmas ornaments, gifts, bunting, bones and bandanas. Heidi says please RT for all dog breeds aswell as the great #BTposse
@steelygreyste
stephen rogers
4 months
#BTposse pals please share its #IndependantRetailerMonth and only a few days left. Helen has added 10% discount to most of her items so no code needed. If you are looking for Birthday, Holiday or planning for Christmas. Just click on below https://t.co/ouEqEA3kwm TY off Heidi xx
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@MossgielFarm
Mossgiel Organic Farm
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In 2015 we were bankrupted because big dairy said our milk; worth 27p in September was worth 15p in October then 9.7p by Spring. We had no control, and no way out without selling our cows We had a few cows we couldn’t sell to another dairy - the only route for them was direct
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@dettybo
eternal optimist
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Dear fuck nuggets that buy fireworks. It's great that you have money to literally burn & that you don't give a shit about the wildlife & pets that you are scaring but I just want you to know that many people hate you & some may even hope you blow your fucking stupid fingers off!
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@hari_miller
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22 days
Just watch this for a while and then decide if it’s worth the cost to have your bang bang penis replacements. If your answer is you still don’t care, then I’ll note that for future reference under ‘c’. https://t.co/pnNYlEXWQ7
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@claptonterrier
Sir Clapton Terrier
26 days
Three line whip #btposse
@bemorebob2
BeMoreBob
26 days
Pals! We don’t know who nominated us - but thank you if you did! We’re up for an award with ‘The Cotswold Concierge’ for best independent shop. If you’ve shopped with us and think we did a good job, maybe you could nip on and give us your vote? You don’t have to fill out every
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@claptonterrier
Sir Clapton Terrier
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#btposse after many, many years of sterling service @ThomasATerrier is retiring as Executive Producer of #BTXmas our annual Xmas extravaganza…..so, we are now taking applications for this position. Please DM me if you have a high tolerance for stress and chaos 😬
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@dettybo
eternal optimist
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Hi @EE keep getting hassled to send back my broken router but I don't have a printer, how do I post it without the label
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@MollyPickleBT
Molly Pickle CBE
1 month
Cmon pals get voting 😬
@gracie_grizzle
Gracie 🐾
1 month
Y’alright cockers, we can do this! There’s now only 35 votes between me and the cockerpoo…😬 please add your vote #btposse 🗳️✅ @HackerTDog #wigan https://t.co/8y6OD2r7yu
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@dettybo
eternal optimist
1 month
Boy now I feel old, I remember this. We only lost one roof tile & most of the household slept through it. School was shut for weeks though!
@Kent_Online
KentOnline
1 month
Almost 40 years ago, the Great Storm of 1987 tore through Kent — the worst in nearly 300 years. Trees fell, roofs vanished, and the county woke to chaos. Do you remember where you were that night? 💨🌳 See some photos of the storm’s aftermath below 👇
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@dettybo
eternal optimist
1 month
This but also because banks are closing their branches. Bank staff who know customers really well and allow them to withdraw money by signing...this is happening. Another example of discrimination against those who can't use the Internet or digital items
@MartinSLewis
Martin Lewis
1 month
Forced to share pins, left open to fraud! 1 in 5 with mental health conditions risk financial abuse by sharing pins as banks don't offer carers cards, 3rd party notifications or controls. We @mmhpi want to change that.Full info
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@dettybo
eternal optimist
1 month
Here's a thought, you could stop the government building housing on flood planes!
@EnvAgency
Environment Agency
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6.3 million homes and businesses are in areas at risk of flooding. Knowing what to do when it floods can save your money, belongings or even your life. Learn how to prepare this #FloodActionWeek: https://t.co/jvI0OfOXSm
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@JamesBrianj
Brian James 💚
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Great news, thank you to everyone @biggervoice
@biggervoice
Advocacy for All
1 month
🎉 Big news! Advocacy for All has been re-awarded the Advocacy Quality Performance Mark (QPM) for another 3 years! 💪 This isn’t just a badge—it’s proof of our commitment to high-quality, independent advocacy and allows us to keep doing the vital work we love.
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@SteveHardyLDN
Steve Hardy🏳️‍🌈
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I like this😀 #LearningDisabilities
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@motivational
Motivational Quotes
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