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@deadbloke
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8 years
Just thinking back to the huge crowds watching TV in Leeds city centre the day Thatcher was cremated.
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6 years
Oh my word. The BBC
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4 years
Elland Road. West Yorkshire (via @CallumTolson )
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@deadbloke
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Fair play to the ref & Hull City. I had my back to the match at the time & only learnt he stopped the game when I got home #lufc
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@deadbloke
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4 months
Rugby Union looks ace
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6 months
Still can’t believe those dickheads sacked him #lufc #Bielsa
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@deadbloke
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2 years
Three defeats on the trot. 14 goals conceded. Never mind the whoppers on social media. This is what it’s about. Final whistle today. #lufc
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1 year
Come on Leeds, into these midgets #lufc
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@deadbloke
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4 years
About two years ago people were trying to tell me Phillips was shit About two weeks ago people were trying to tell me Bamford was shit #lufc Football players lads. Watch & learn
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@deadbloke
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4 years
Anyone know who Wolves play next?
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@deadbloke
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2 years
Good luck to Raphinha. Couldn’t have given us more in that last game. Owes us nothing #lufc
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@deadbloke
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2 years
Any Leeds fan who went in 1987 knows it could easily have been us. #lufc
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4 years
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@deadbloke
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11 months
ITV4 with the greatest minute of TV ever just now. Ian Rush, Lee Chapman’s sofa & Fergie. Enjoy #lufc
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1 year
One thing from last night that #LUFC need to act on, Gnonto was given a bottle of champagne as player of the match & he was really uncomfortable with that. Didn’t even want to touch the bottle. Have a rethink @lufc respect his beliefs
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@deadbloke
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6 years
He hated Leeds as a kid. So fucking what? I hate them most weekends #lufc
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@deadbloke
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7 years
Phew. Thanks for telling us. Almost felt some sympathy for her family until you pointed that out. You cunts
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4 months
That’s what ended Rooney’s job
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@deadbloke
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4 years
I’ve every confidence in the @EFL tackling coronavirus. Their track record shows nothing but competence
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7 years
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@deadbloke
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5 years
@markdmortimer I am so sorry to hear this. I assumed to were a human who could rotate his head to the left & the right offering a 180 degree view. My mistake chief.
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@deadbloke
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4 years
Day ruined. I want to go home #lufc
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@deadbloke
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3 years
Perfect @PhilHay_
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@deadbloke
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3 years
@sophielevin11 Setting my stopwatch for a man who wasn’t there to reply & try to mansplain
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@deadbloke
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4 years
Must be some Asenal box holders who fancy renting me their box for the Leeds match. You don’t want to put yourself though this misery ever week. DM me. £30 or nearest offer
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@deadbloke
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2 months
Leicester have paper fan clappers. We prefer this #lufc
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@deadbloke
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3 years
He’s magic
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@deadbloke
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6 years
The lack of respect Leeds are showing Frank Lampard is a disgrace. He’s a national treasure and they are playing 13 year olds against him. What a set of bastards #lufc
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@deadbloke
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2 years
Joffy will score plenty over the next 15 years. But he’s never gonna feel what he felt when he scored today. In the dictionary under Visceral there just this picture
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@deadbloke
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8 years
John Terry close to tears after being forced to wear a Kick Racism out of Football logo
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@deadbloke
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6 years
What the fuck?? Watched this for decades. That was the most insane answer yet! #universitychallenge
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@deadbloke
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3 years
Loads of moaning on social media in the last week, but when a crowd is as United at it was today then this place is as good as anywhere. Special #lufc
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@deadbloke
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5 years
@davidpreece12 They’ve got the lot
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@deadbloke
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2 years
Tell you who you never hear about these days. Adele
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@deadbloke
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7 years
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@deadbloke
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4 years
The Clash. The fucking Clash. You ever listening to what they sung about you tit
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@deadbloke
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6 years
Hamburg fans reaction to the news Lasogga is returning #lufc
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@deadbloke
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7 years
Staggering this. The tories admit their manifesto hasn't been costed. Imagine if that was Labour #Newsnight
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@deadbloke
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3 years
Flag down a bus
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5 months
Leeds drawn away for the 200th time there
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5 years
Merry Christmas
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5 years
@markdmortimer You appear to be facing the pitch, was that the issue last night?
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@deadbloke
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8 months
☆。★。☆。★ ★。☆。★。☆ ★。\|/。★ PIROE CASH MACHINE ★。/|\。★ ☆。☆。★。☆ ☆。★。☆。★
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@deadbloke
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6 years
Don’t think I’ve ever wanted a lad to score more than I want Sterling to. Come on lad, shut the cunts up #eng
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5 years
Happy Birthday @LUFC #lufc100
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@deadbloke
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4 years
Morrisons aren’t pissing about #lufc
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4 years
Brilliant gesture from LUFC to offer us a gift card - I know what I’ve got my eye on
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1 year
@BrynLaw Advice from WhatsApp group
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@deadbloke
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7 years
Which has greater job security?
Working for Trump'
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7 years
@BorisJohnson You want to talk about trust?
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5 years
Leeds Market. Simple things that help those that are struggling. Lovely
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5 years
Arsenal players warming up. Feel the intensity
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4 years
Fuck me, are the pubs already open?
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5 years
Tonight I was spying on Frank Lampard’s Derby County’s Frank Lampard’s dad, Frank Lampard @dcfcofficial #lufc
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@deadbloke
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1 year
Not sure if Kevin Sinfield drinks but he should never have to buy his own pint ever again
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@deadbloke
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6 years
Airports that way lad, now fuck off
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@deadbloke
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3 years
Can’t stop watching this & thinking of the Tory MPs slating the England lads for taking a knee. Boooooooooooooooo #ENG #EURO2020
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@GNev2 this is the England Gareth Southgate has led. Your words tonight was on point
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5 years
Tactics easy today. Glue Bielsa’s door shut so he can’t get out. Appoint Berardi as emergency manager. Field a team of the dirtiest kids on the books & kick Villa to pieces. Easy #lufc
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4 years
@GaryLineker @toadmeister A bloke who has reached the very top in two different careers & a whopper who doesn’t have to worry about the rule of 6 on his stag do
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4 years
Pub has gone OTT on Xmas decorations again
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8 years
Absolutely horrific Marseilles footage on sky news website. Why can't these monsters film in landscape rather than portrait?
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7 years
Top man Sergio
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5 years
Alfie Haaland’s lad does not piss about
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3 months
What’s this lettuce doing on tv again? Get her in the bin #newsnight
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2 years
She’s Leeds her #lufc @Lionesses
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7 months
The trains in the North summed up in one thread
@JamesNokise
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I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…
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@deadbloke
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10 months
Happy birthday Marcelo #lufc
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@deadbloke
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7 years
Too right lad. 7p breakfasts too. Luxury. Get em up a chimney
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2 years
Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head #lufc
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5 years
Letterboxes, bank robbers, flag waving piccaninnies, watermelon smiles
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The vile racism we saw and heard last night has no place in football or anywhere else. Fully support Gareth Southgate & the team for rising above it. Need to see strong swift action from UEFA.
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@deadbloke
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5 years
Spoke to a fella that was on a trauma ward at the LGI earlier this year. Said the bloke next to him was a Leeds fan from Leicester. Told me towards end of last season @Kalvinphillips used to drop in to visit him as lad was on his own. No press, no PR just low key. Top man #lufc
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7 years
"Aston Villa are THE big name in this league. Wherever they go the town & city comes out in force" sky sports commentator
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7 months
Let’s see Biden defend this then
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BREAKING: At least 500 Palestinians killed in an Israeli air strike on al-Ahli Arab Hospital in the besieged Gaza Strip, says health ministry
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1 year
Public apology to Birmingham City fans. I laughed when you retired his shirt
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6 years
Bloke who works for The Sun saying football grouns are the last bastion of homophobia. More progressive & open minded people on the terraces than in your rag you whopper
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3 years
It’s JP Morgan I feel sorry for
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Fox hunting #lufc
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6 years
“The famous values & ethos of Leeds United Football Club” #lufc
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8 years
Yep, just like the Labour leadership election
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2 years
36,000 Gandhi loincloths ordered. One on each seat before the Chelsea match. #Believe #lufc #DhotiWhites
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7 years
First proper day of the season. Really hope your team gets battered today. All the best #lufc
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No wonder Reading got shut of Shaughnessy. He passes the ball FORWARDS #lufc
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4 years
Bielsa should speak in English? Again? Really? Hitler never did his interviews in English yet you gammon fuckers love his ideas
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2 years
@benmckenna @brianwhelanhack Fetch your passport & get on the MegaBus south fella
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2 years
Do you think people in the North are stupid? The ones who vote for him are #c4news
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6 years
Alexa - show me a tweet from someone dead thick
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3 years
Bradford 👍 #lufc
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10 months
Bradford City Ointment not pissing about this season. #bcafc
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365 days
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7 years
Disgrace this. Never think about the fans who have non refundable train tickets & hotels booked.
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Sky sources have confirmed that the Queen's speech, which was due to be made on 19 June, has been delayed
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@deadbloke
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7 years
Is it a tax return?
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Trump Tower in NYC is being evacuated due to suspicious package - President Elect Trump is not in residence.
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4 years
30 years? Seems like yesterday #FeelTheLove #lufc
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2 years
Radio describing Rishi’s wife as a successful businesswoman. She had the intelligence to chose a billionaire to be her dad. Well done
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5 years
Ex pats in Spain might not get free health care post Brexit. Bar owner in Benalmadena “A lot of people have changed their mind, they voted leave but aren’t sure now” #bbcbreakfast
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