dave mayo
@davemayonnaise
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handsome grandson (he/him)
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Joined October 2011
my favorite version of this is giving people their pick up order and them saying “happy saturday!”
extremely minor thing which always makes me want to punch people in the face is when i mention working on the weekend and they’re like “you work? on THE WEEKEND???” like it’s the most insane, earth shattering thing they’ve ever heard before. it gives stupid! it gives sheltered!
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Hey @Cornell you support this extreme racism from your alum?
Charlie Kirk’s assassination seems to be making a clean sweep of the DEI hires. His final gift to America.
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My only take on sydney sweeney is that the other day my friend accidentally called her “sweeney todd” and it was very funny
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No we didn’t
we discovered alien intelligence in sand and like 1% of the world cares lol
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Hey @Cornell you should rescind this vile racist’s degree. Or maybe you like your alumni to speak this way
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everyone go change your social security number
Cybercriminals have breached insurance giant Aflac, potentially stealing Social Security numbers and other customer information, the company says
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what fucking “crossfire”????
U.S. Correspondent Lauren Tomasi has been caught in the crossfire as the LAPD fired rubber bullets at protesters in the heart of Los Angeles. #9News LATEST: https://t.co/l5w7JxixxB
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“I knew he was a pedophile and supported him anyway and im only admitting it now because his policies hurt my business!!” This is so awesome lmaooo
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why do so many people say “mann-yer-isms” instead of “mannerisms”
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lotsa flowery language to say nothing at all
The first three paragraphs of a Chat-GPT review of the Rachel Papers by Martin Amis. Quite amazing. I think you could submit writing of this standard to a magazine and get published. Took three seconds.
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i used to support you. Now you push for active war between countries like a maniac. Your wife @giselefetterman follows me. Gisele, if you see this, please leave this monstrous man and denounce his genocidal, murderous, bloodthirsty actions
There’s no point in negotiating with Iran. Impossible to verify or trust this regime. We must fully support Israel’s rightful decision to hit Iran’s nuclear facilities.
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Didn’t expect to get the pass this way
I actually consider people with brown eyes to not be fully white even if they have white skin
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A former Bond playing a comic character in a doomed movie? Black Adam is this generation’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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TW: Breaking the 3rd Commandment Why do people say ‘Jesus H. Christ’? Why not ‘Jesus B. Christ’ or ‘Jesus S. Christ’? While the exact answer is unknown, one theory suggests this image might have something to do with it. 🧵⬇️
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*neo-Nazi commits murder* “This is just like the left”
This teen was part of a small neo-Nazi group that was helping him with the plot to assassinate Trump. It is a good example of how the anarchist left and the neo-Nazi crowd often have almost indistinguishable views.
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antisocial behavior from drivers kills thousands of people per year
There has to be a marshal on every tram that brutally beats anyone who shows even a hint of antisocial behaviour to make this an attractive alternative to cars in North American cities
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Ads on here are now “you too can be a predatory model scout”
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Someone i knew in college hs gone full “holistic healing” and im fucking dying at this post The fuck is “non-invasive” about an enema???
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