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Darren Lang

@darrenlangmagic

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Magician. Father. Laughter enthusiast. Was once Given the Heimlich manouvre by Humpty Dumpty. True story. He/Him

London
Joined February 2009
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@Soulful1865
Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾
7 months
Charlie Kirk slick tactics dont work against intellectual college kids at Cambridge. SHUT DOWN again, and with laws of the Bible.
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@JustTheFacts_68
JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅
7 months
This… 👇👇👇👇👇
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@AliceTalksFooty
Alice
8 months
Didn’t realise Joey Barton was so bad at taking penalties. Maybe Chloe Kelly could teach him how to take one 🤣🤣 https://t.co/kDkMgqQuxF
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
9 months
There must be something that beats a Jet2 Holiday, surely.
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@NotRadix
Radix Verum ☦︎
10 months
Oh, so they didn't need to flatten Gaza.
@DrEliDavid
Dr. Eli David
10 months
This is how precise Israel's intelligence and execution is: pinpointed attack eliminating head of IRGC directly in his apartment, nearly 2,000 kilometers away from Israel.
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@theleftbible
The Left Bible
10 months
Hang it in the LOUVRE 💅
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@donwinslow
Don Winslow
1 year
Dear @FoxNews For almost three decades you have always had the stock market ticker on screen during all of your shows. Today - after three decades - it was removed. Why??
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
1 year
It’s never too early for a perv from Shirley… #Strictly2024 #strictly
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@GraniteDhuine
Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
The new Twitter block function.
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
1 year
The man needs to be in a care home. To any American friends (or British friends who over the years have told me they think he is brilliant) please look at this rationally. He is not brilliant. Maybe he was in his prime(?), but he is clearly not fit to run a country.
@HQNewsNow
Headquarters
1 year
Q: Given the amount of the mounting evidence of climate change, do you still believe it's a hoax? Trump: I get awards environmental awards for the way I build it for the water, the way I use the water, the sand, the mixing of the sand and the water, I mean, many different, but
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@Colonel_Myway
Staff Sergeant Johnson
1 year
Tweeted For No Particular Reason
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
1 year
Horrifying.
@BrianEntin
Brian Entin
1 year
The water has been sucked out of Tampa Bay by Milton. Happened fast.
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@SamMarkWill
Sam W
1 year
So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
2 years
Postmasters: “we’re being utterly screwed… still!” JoelDommett: “incredible stuff” Was he watching what just happened?! #NTAs
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@Keanosquiff
Fuming Keano🤬🤬🤬
2 years
Everyone in Ticketmaster website #Ticketmaster #Oasis25
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
2 years
On #WorldPhotographyDay we should recognise the work of the greatest photographer of our time…
@alicevjones
Alice Jones
9 years
Huge fan of Brooklyn Beckham's terrible photographs and even worse captions
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
2 years
As someone who barely understands my own country’s electoral system, I have a question about the upcoming #USElection ; If Trump loses, is that him out of running ever again or can he keep going every election period until he wins / gives up / dies? #USElection #US #Election
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@DachshundColin
Colin the Dachshund
2 years
Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.
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@darrenlangmagic
Darren Lang
2 years
Just finished ‘One Day’. I feel like someone just punched me directly in the heart.
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