Darren Lang
@darrenlangmagic
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Magician. Father. Laughter enthusiast. Was once Given the Heimlich manouvre by Humpty Dumpty. True story. He/Him
London
Joined February 2009
Charlie Kirk slick tactics dont work against intellectual college kids at Cambridge. SHUT DOWN again, and with laws of the Bible.
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Didn’t realise Joey Barton was so bad at taking penalties. Maybe Chloe Kelly could teach him how to take one 🤣🤣 https://t.co/kDkMgqQuxF
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There must be something that beats a Jet2 Holiday, surely.
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Oh, so they didn't need to flatten Gaza.
This is how precise Israel's intelligence and execution is: pinpointed attack eliminating head of IRGC directly in his apartment, nearly 2,000 kilometers away from Israel.
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Dear @FoxNews For almost three decades you have always had the stock market ticker on screen during all of your shows. Today - after three decades - it was removed. Why??
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It’s never too early for a perv from Shirley… #Strictly2024 #strictly
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The man needs to be in a care home. To any American friends (or British friends who over the years have told me they think he is brilliant) please look at this rationally. He is not brilliant. Maybe he was in his prime(?), but he is clearly not fit to run a country.
Q: Given the amount of the mounting evidence of climate change, do you still believe it's a hoax? Trump: I get awards environmental awards for the way I build it for the water, the way I use the water, the sand, the mixing of the sand and the water, I mean, many different, but
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Horrifying.
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So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵
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Postmasters: “we’re being utterly screwed… still!” JoelDommett: “incredible stuff” Was he watching what just happened?! #NTAs
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On #WorldPhotographyDay we should recognise the work of the greatest photographer of our time…
Huge fan of Brooklyn Beckham's terrible photographs and even worse captions
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As someone who barely understands my own country’s electoral system, I have a question about the upcoming #USElection ; If Trump loses, is that him out of running ever again or can he keep going every election period until he wins / gives up / dies? #USElection #US #Election
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Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.
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Just finished ‘One Day’. I feel like someone just punched me directly in the heart.
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