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striving to one day be an emeritus professor // views expressed are someone else’s (unless you like them) // funnier on my google scholar

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dan totzkay
21 days
Discussion section: you tell me.
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wtf is a conclusion paragraph. just stop reading.
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23 days
is this health communication.
@bogwitchbooks
elina 🔮 🍉
24 days
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
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RT @Keylo__: Delaware.
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dan totzkay
2 months
writing my literature review.
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everyday i open this app and this is all i can think about
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is this health communication.
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“my ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” they had an ozone layer babe.
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3 months
is this health communication.
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3 months
is this health communication.
@SHlVERANCE
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3 months
nurse boyfriend sent me this text to butter me up before he asked me to come donate blood
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3 months
is this health communication.
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Possibly the funniest thing ever printed in the Washington Post.
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3 months
RT @chunkbardey: whenever ppl are like "we're looking for people <30 for a new project" it's like hmm. so the alligator is eating the bigge….
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3 months
RT @bitmapped: Happy “Fucking Follow the Guidelines” Day to those who celebrate.
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dan totzkay
4 months
is this health communication.
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Images AI Could Never Recreate
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4 months
is this health communication.
@memechaotic
chaotic memes
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is this health communication.
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for years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on call at all times.
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dan totzkay
5 months
conference deadline tomorrow.
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5 months
Is the draft well written? No. But is the argument coming together? Also no. But was it at least enjoyable to write? No.
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5 months
RT @pitbull: Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉
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if a meeting is on teams I ain’t showing up.
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"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder.
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dan totzkay
5 months
exit survey for each of my class sessions.
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5 months
thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire .- did i act ok.- was i cool.- was i fun.- did you have fun.- did i do anything wrong.
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6 months
is this health communication.
@alexadoingstuff
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6 months
when I experience common side effects of a medication I’m just like wow I did not expect that to happen to me given that I’m different.
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6 months
is this health communication.
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Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo
6 months
Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around.
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dan totzkay
7 months
me @ spss when the conference deadline is coming up.
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