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Earlier today I had a baby in one hand and a schooner in the other. Felt like I could rule the world.
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true millenial mindset is knowing you can never send a truly important email from your phone
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Just alerted to an INCREDIBLE new meme format that rivals we got him
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I should be able to set this up in my backyard without the council getting involved
Home Depot offering a 1 bed, 1 bath 540sq ft prefab house for 44k.
Thoughts?
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The problem with mastodon is it’s like early twitter. It’s all nerds. Not a schizoid post to be seen. Nobody saying beef liver cures autism. Nobody saying ratatouille is ableist. Nobody saying ancient tartaria was real.
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imagine being so fucking stupid you type something like this into a website people can see and are proud of it
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One thing America is right about is having 4-6 cups of filter coffee to start the day.
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@Lourdes_A_Vera
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what kind of cultural capital do you get for putting your level of educational attainment in your twitter display name
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Germans when the Greeks don’t pay back a loan: 😤😤😤😤😤😤
Germans when the Russians invade Ukraine: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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What is your favourite text only tweet on this website in its entire 10 year history, one that stays with you for years that you think of and absolutely lose it at
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While the English team may win - they face the ultimate defeat - having to return to England
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I'm in sydney so I've been through a lockdown, to my friends in victoria can I recommend getting outside, going to the beach, visiting ikea, just get out of the house a bit, you'll feel way better
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Absolutely stunned overhearing an American tourist at the louvre complaining to her husband “there are too many paintings, they should have just picked the best ones”
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Weird this problem is popping up all around the anglosphere and is relatively easy to solve with technology we already have
'I think I will be living with my parents until the end of time if I don't leave Ireland': Many young people feel they have little hope of ever owning their own home. Video: Jack White
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If you think about it pasteurisation was the original cancel culture
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Ireland: casualised labour leads to covid spread
US: casualised labour leads to covid spread
UK: casualised labour leads to covid spread
VIC: casualised labour leads to covid spread
SA: casualised labour leads to covid spread
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if australia was invaded we'd means test handing out firearms to defend the country
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this is like watching someone who has done no work in a group project all semester get called on to present their research
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i legitimately think the average group chat in this country could have run the testing rollout better than the federal government
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thinking about the time we took the boys to the pub for chips and they stood on their chairs and howled like wolves until we had to leave
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I am like 2 days into a solo parenting stint and I think we should tear down every single statue and put up statues to single mothers
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I cannot fucking believe we live in a country where a federal MP is mocking people who had their houses burned down because they were rude to the PM
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you burned out mate? you got a case of the burny o's mate? are you gonna have a menty b mate? gonna have a menty b due to the locky d from the panny d mate?
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Oppenheimer is a movie about how the us government put 5,000 autists in the desert and they figured out how to kill god
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I love how the second you can pay with your phone at the pump we stopped pretending you had to turn your phone off as it was a fire hazard
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Witnessed what may be the end boss of Sydney - a guy in a Range Rover angrily honking at a lollipop lady while kids were mid cross - this truly is an incredible city
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Anyone who dunks on Matt Christman in his time of need is on my list of eternal motherfuckers. There is no way off that list
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My first ever computer job I got paid hourly at a recruiter to deduplicate records and remove old records. I wrote a sql query that nuked their entire (non backed up) database and got fired within the first 4 hours, I thought I’d get paid to do nothing for half a year
Admin wants to hear all of your embarrassing work stories 👇
We're on a mission to help get young people into work and rather than asking you to share your tips and advice, we want to hear about the time you messed things up in your first job because you didn't know any…
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Free childcare is great but the true silver lining would be real estate agents going to jail for five years for telling tenants to use their super to pay rent 🥰🥰🥰
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Why are we putting the military in charge of the vaccine rollout when we have appliances online. They can get you a fridge inside of two hours, now that’s logistics
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Novak Djokovic has been found in violation of Australia’s strict bio security laws and has been euthanised
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Thinking about how a single, shocking slap at a
s̶u̶b̶u̶r̶b̶a̶n̶ ̶b̶b̶q̶ hollywood's night of nights could change a community
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The entire city being shut down because of asbestos mulch being acquired from a dodgy supplier at cut price is maybe the most Sydney story yet
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You have got to be fucking kidding me how is a three year old this strong
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he got caught smoking a single dart and was gone two days later, that's how insanely powerful the public health lobby is in this country
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I will die for baby yoda. I will protect him until every cell of my body is destroyed and my soul is annihilated
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The fact that random technologists are doing this for free is a pretty big indictment of the big 4 driven tech landscape of this country - I imagine the kpmg quote for this would have been low 7 figures
💉We've now added real-time availability information for Pfizer bookings at Victorian state clinics
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Thinking about how insanely stupid our welfare system is and why people keep going to work. This is deliberately designed like this. During a pandemic.
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Because Leo doesn’t have to worry about profit or senate inquiries he’s doing some of the best journalism in the country. Proof positive that foundation based journalism is basically the future of good journalism
I’ve asked Foreign Minister Penny Wong’s office if Australia has any concern about this specific language being used by Israel and the safety of Palestinian civilians |
@6NewsAU
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Seriously though - absolute shoutout to the ABC during this crisis. They’re out there saving lives as per their charter and it’s great to see that we all turn to them disaster is looming.
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I hate how Woolworths makes you feel like a criminal for simply trying to steal from them at the self checkouts
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Truly what a perceptive and enlightened political class we are blessed to have
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can we break this down by what year they came here
Today is Nelson Mandela International Day, a day to celebrate the South African anti-apartheid activist and politician who served as the first president of South Africa from 1994 to 1999. Here are the top suburbs for people born in South Africa in each state and territory.
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Scott Morrison: well uh, good thing that this place isn’t on fire I guess
Punter: it’s all on fire
Morrison: ah yep ah yeah the fires yep
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Car registration should be per kilo and it should ramp up aggressively
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The sbs subtitles aesthetic is one of the more powerful aesthetics of Australian culture
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Please don’t spend Christmas fighting with strangers online. Spend the day fighting with your family as the Lord intended
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Honestly thought I’d never see anything new in parenting but brought home a baguette and while making dinner my kids coloured it in with textas. No picture because I was so angry I thought my brain would phase out of my body and melt into a paste
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At some point we do have to wonder why everyone in politics is an ex student politics freak who has never had a job
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this is about a jewish socialist hopefully crossing an intermediate finish line towards potentially getting a go at high office
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