Dank Recovery
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I used my student loan money to buy heroin. Thank you Joe Biden, for canceling my heroin debt.
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Never stopped brother.
How soon til people start regularly carrying swords again?.
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Accurate diagram of a suboxone user infecting a newcomer with some bs
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RT @MedGold_: I stopped taking vyvanse/adderall a few months ago because the comedowns are too shitty. My brain has reset, I feel way bette….
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RT @megansarahj: Wondering if the corner bodega could put me on a one cigarette a day pickup program like a methadone clinic.
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I’ve taken quite a few of those “naps”.
Customers took over a McDonald's for an entire day, taking and preparing whatever food they wanted after the exhausted manager fell asleep for hours.😳.
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Chocolate Frostee. Only correct answer.
What does one order from Wendy’s?.
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Weed is worse than heroin and meth. At least heroin and meth let you know you are a total loser.
Legalized weed - which I initially supported many years ago - has been tried. Everyone but the weed heads regret it. Ruins everything,.
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Whales are fish.Tomatoes are vegetables . I ain’t playing these stupid ass games anymore.
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In all my years seeing psychiatrists and therapists, not one ever said, “Justin, maybe your depression and anxiety are perfectly normal reactions to your life. Why not radically change your environment, and let me know how it goes?” Never. Not once. Why?.
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RIP.
I know a girl who suffers from long COVID. She is unable to perform basic tasks and has to take multiple naps during the day. Over a dozen doctors couldn’t help her. The only joy left in her life are the BBQs she hosts, where she gets drunk, does coke, and cooks for 30 people.
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Many hustles. Steal from hardware store, sell at discount to construction ppl. Steal from grocery stores, sell to local bars for discount (50% off steak is easy to sell). Steal TVs (from anywhere) sell on marketplace. Sell plasma. Steal everything not bolted down from grandma. As.
i do not understand the fentanyl economy. crackheads are not producing income, how are they buying the fent? you can say oh they shoplift and sell that but who is buying the shoplifted Tide pods except other crackheads ? where is the liquidity in this ecosystem?.
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Marijuana (if it were a magician): for my next trick I will turn this perfectly healthy person into an absolute loser.
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This is why the 12 steps work. Something supernatural happens when we confess our wrongs.
As a very bad Catholic trying to become a better one… I went to confession today for the first time since I was a little kid. What a superpower confession is. Incredibly profound. You guys should try it. ✝️.
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New podcast up. Every Monday at 4:20 so we can give potheads something better to do.
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Nobody:. 35 yr olds at high school parties:.
Alcohol is really important for the social health of the West and young people need to drink MORE.
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NA is like the Mormons of 12 step recovery (totally made up a whole bunch of stuff that is not consistent with the original text and they are all going to hell).
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