Megan Johnson
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Writer who owns Whitey Bulger's coffee grinder. When I was 5, my parents cut my hair short and an old man said Move Along, Son. Was left on the school bus once
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Every morning, Kyle would glance out the window and witness the distinct New England beauty of a bunch of people with cigarettes in one hand and Dunkin’ cups in the other, watching the Keno numbers roll in through the window…
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Shoutout to all my New Englanders who still slept with the windows cracked open last night
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Kayla and John I don’t know you but you have my respect
This is our initial notice of our private event for next Saturday, August 19th. This is our first time closing for a private event, "Kayla and Jon's Wedding".
Only take out will be available. Thank you.
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A guy I grew up with who went to jail for kidnapping his ex girlfriend just announced he got married on Facebook and his mom commented “oh god no”
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So the Kowloon wedding looked incredible. Jon and Kayla are Route 1 royalty
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1500 words on how the Prince and Princess of Wales spelled Somerville wrong
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AA isn’t for everyone, but I think she should disclose that she runs a sobriety program that costs money in a column that critiques classism in AA, which is free. Everyone deserves their opinion tho
A.A.'s founders believed the root of alcoholism was a mammoth ego resulting from an entitled sense of unquestioned authority. Most women don't have that problem, writes
@hipsobriety
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The Netflix top 10 is always like: 1: THE WORST MURDER EVER 2: something for toddlers that’s just a bunch of shapes and colors 3: a romantic comedy from 1998
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The staff of Trader Joe’s always has a strong theater kid energy… like they perform musicals in the back room when they’re not busy sleeping with each other
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Macys thanksgiving Day Parade producers when they just saw someone on the Mashpee Wampanoag float bust out a Palestinian flag
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What’s with all these chicks who grew up in like, Dedham being super into country music
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Yo boston, every homeless person I talk to seems to really love these lil pocket warmers that cost only $1.29 for 2 at the cvs register. Just sayin
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I’m going to Nantucket today and I’m just gonna yell out names like “BLAINE” and “TUCKER” and see how many ppl respond
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Potential Mass. Governors:
- Kevin the stoner kid from No on Question 4
- Marty the Stop & Shop robot
- that one woman that drives the orange line train and yells at you
- Eastie Sluttydad mural
- Sob Story Guy
- Papa Gino’s at the Charlton Plaza
- the giant Polar Seltzer bear
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Before I die, I need to know:
1. What Jamie Foxx's "medical complication" was
2. what happened between Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger that constituted "fraud"
3. The real story between Jason Hoppy and Bethenny Frankel
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The light fleece vest finance boys of downtown boston are THRIVING on this weather
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I wanna see Kate Middleton get into a fistfight with a drunk woman and get thrown out of the Garden and toss up a middle finger to the camera on the way out
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Saw this party happening in the North End today. No masks, no social distancing. Just pathetic and downright dangerous. all local news can use this photo in broadcast and online
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They can cancel the parade but they can’t cancel 7 drunk chicks named Brittany pounding White Claws outside stats OK
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I actually do this
Pedestrian Crossing Street Makes Sure To Look At Approaching Car So Driver Will Feel More Guilty If They Run Him Over
#OurAnnualYear2019
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Personally, I would’ve paid to have been attendance at the Kowloon Brawl
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Area woman who was busted with family scattering dad’s ashes at Fenway set to return tonight in his T-shirt, still regrets nothing cc:
@RedSox
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Extreme shoutout to
@Bertuccis
! When I said we desperately need bread donations at East Boston Community Soup Kitchen, they snapped into action. We are grateful!
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We all know how the crisis on Mass and Cass will finally be fixed: By having a bunch of white guys from the South Shore tweeting at Mayor Wu
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There’s something kinda funny about DJ khaled starring in Weight Watchers ads when we know what he won’t eat
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My favorite part is that they’re supposed to be from Boston. I’ve determined the husband works in finance, she does too, but in marketing. They met at Middlebury. Lived in the South End, but finally moved to Hingham for the schools even tho commute is killer. Drives BMW SUV.
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Hey guys- it’s starting to get cold at night. People who are sleeping outside seem to really like these when I offer one
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Girls next to me in the coffee shop discussing how they're so old now that they're turning 22 so i had them killed
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His crown jewel of the room, signed by the whole 2004 team
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A Hallmark holiday film about 2 east boston residents who met while trapped in the Sumner Tunnel today, fell in love, and had their wedding at Eddie C’s
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Top 10 boston-area shopping malls to drive through accidentally
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The cast of the White Lotus 3, Boston Edition:
- the Demoulas family
- Bianca De La G*rza
- George Regan
- Spare Change Guy (RIP)
- Rosemary Scapicchio
- Jayson Tatum’s son
- The Kowloon
- Claudine Gay
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I will not allow realtors to call the top floor of a triple decker a “penthouse”
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As if i'm going to NOT mention the cucumber video... Hilaria Baldwin responds to criticism about her Spanish heritage: 'Yes I am a white girl' via
@Yahoo
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Joshua Davis gonna get mad bitches in algebra class tomorrow
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Every day I'm grateful we didn't have social media in high school
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I do think it’s funny how we talk about the orange line like it’s going off to war
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Omg it’s the Furry convention in Boston this weekend and a friend just sent me this video. Hope
@HeyRatty
is having so much fun!!!
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ALTERNATE Boston Marathons:
- Getting from Cambridge to Eastie on the T
- Bidding on condos but getting beaten by all-cash offers
- Avoiding the word “Beantown” in NY-based publications that don't hire local freelancers
- Carrying groceries from Chelsea Market Basket in the rain
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Your vaccine will be Pfizer, but mine will be Market Basket brand
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Everything is copy, even my story of homeownership. Here goes, in Sundays
@BostonGlobe
:
i closed on my first condo in a Dunkin’.
In that orange-and-pink-drenched church of caffeine, I signed a pile of documents beholding me to 924 square feet of magic.
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NEWS: Intercontinental CEO Peter Palandjian has confirmed to me that he and his wife, actress
@elizadushku
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Just another year I want to remind you about the low key icon of Halloween candy
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Obsessed with this tweet and photo contrast
Need new cookie recipes for the holiday season? Pick up a copy of the Herald today for our trio of winning holiday cookies to sweeten the season.
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15 People We'd Like to Push Down the Government Center Slide
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Omg Amy Schumer married the Beetlebung guy and if she took his name she'd be Amy Fischer
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“The quarter-zip epitomizes the mediocre Boston man,” a thirty-something woman in the local dating scene told the Globe. “His name is Colby. He’s a real estate agent, and he’s drinking a beer at the airport bar right now.”
@BethTeitell
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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update: area woman is getting security deposit back
Question: My former landlord is trying to say it's my responsibility to pay to have the carpets shampooed. They are definitely dirty, but i lived there 8 years. Isn't this "normal wear and tear" that he's responsible for?
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FINALLY! Ben Affleck filming Dunkin ads with JLo watching. Source tells me they hit a Revere Dunkin, then Medford. You've prob seen tweets saying they were at the casino this weekend. (I traipsed all over high-limit poker but couldn't find him)
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The third floor of a three decker is not a penthouse, realtors
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Is there a single building in the Seaport that houses all the 20 somethings on Instagram who post those “here’s my morning routine” videos and do they get a discount on rent ??
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Guys. I am now “on notice,” from Bianca de la Garza’s lawyers??? (It’s a public document, btw.) Do I frame this next to my cease and desist from the Church of Scientology?
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First the Ryan Lochte argument, now the Billy Bush audio, Al be like
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Is the Boston Straight Pride Parade just gonna be a bunch of white guys on a float with a sign that says "I have never actually made a woman scream with pleasure"
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I have now watched the Sam Adams SNL skit and I can confidently say this is the most realistic character
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Just accidentally liked a photo from two years ago on my ex’s Instagram, please call the police
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I am going to milk Mayor Wu's free BlueBikes pass for every cent its worth and i dont even live on the Orange Line. I just like free stuff that much
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The Sunday night “such an amazing weekend” instagrams just scream “I cried in the shower”
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I had SO MUCH FUN writing this story. From Random toilets in your basement to trash cans built into the ground, Boston’s housing stock is overflowing with little pieces of history that explain how we used to live.
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Boston’s hottest club is... TRADER JOES. It has everything. Gluten free bread, soy milk, a wise old turtle that looks like Quincy Jones... yes this is the LINE
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When you’re in Mass. looking for that special someone over 75 who needs a date to Gillette Stadium’s vax clinic
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From a rooftop on the Upper East Side, Matt Lauer takes a hit from his Marlboro Red as he throws darts at Tom Turkey. “This used to be all mine,” he says to himself.
#MacysParade
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This was def written by a nurse named Brittany who lives in Southie, comes from Wayland, loves to watch This is Us and lost her virginity while drinking Four Loko
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"Three weeks later, the judge ordered Dickey to stop leaving open cans of cat food on the property; he claimed he was hoping to attract cats to eat the rats, but officials said the hundreds of open cans were mostly feeding the rats."
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I’ve decided to just move into a garage parking space on Charles street
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It’s so funny watching Instagram. I want the backstory on everyone. how are you affording this? Did your spouse pay for it? Did you get this for free? How many vacation days are you given? What is your salary? Exactly how much savings do you have? What is your social security #?
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“Why isn’t the media covering this?!?” - people who don’t know how to search Google News, search Twitter, or open a newspaper
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“A paper plate with ‘we are not talking about it’ written on it is taped to the window.”
Dragon Pizza packed, gets good reviews after Dave Portnoy’s fight with owner
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Dedham will rebuild🙏
In today’s edition of “Random Things That Make My Neighbors Think Dedham Is Becoming the ‘Big City’”
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My friend’s company just emailed the whole team and was like “on Thursday it will be beautiful outside. We will be shutting down at noon for the day. Please enjoy some outside time.” I thought that was so great
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Today in Boston tragedies: the South Station mailboxes have gone to their final resting place
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