Astronomer hiring Chris Martin’s ex as spokesperson is a bold move.

RT @Belleofthebomb: @C_3C_3 Seriously? Okay, he only beat Hillary, what a flex 😂Biden whipped his ass and Elon bought him the oval in 2024.….

By my calculations, if we keep shouting “release the Epstein files” writhin a month we will get.• Jimmy Hoffa.• Area 51 Alien Petting Zoo.• 3 wars, one of which is against Rosie O’Donnell.• Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Scott Baio and Dean Cain perform at Trump Gaza Hotel Resort.

RT @PanasonicDX4500: it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51.

RT @Bloomser1: Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next da….

RT @OzzyOsbourne: It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away….

The political party that screams queer folk are pedos when you try to express your preferred pronouns is about to pardon the pedo child trafficking Epstein madame.

RT @YourAnonNews: Ghislaine Maxwell and Trump were friends. She will most likely ask for a deal so she can be pardoned. She will keep her….

RT @SageAmenti: @atrupar Bigger than a real insurrection that saw police officers get beat and tear gassed, the VP get threatened with hang….

RT @MinnieFluff: Hating on Fuego strikes me as such a 'jaded vet™' take. The song is a prog rock banger with a fun sing along part "oooh oo….

RT @rogerbricker: @MemeLordMayhem @0fficialandre First, most companies do want to hire black people. Second, if some imaginary company didn….

RT @EM_RESUS: Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

When Trump is done we are gonna have the King James Constitution and a much different bill of rights than we all remember.

RT @Miriam2626: While Republicans ran on keeping women safe from being sexually assaulted by trans people in bathrooms,.they are protecting….

RT @gwynnethe1: @essenviews Every accusation is an admission. Should we check into Trump's private mortgage history. It is probably a littl….

RT @Osiefish: What if I want to marry the mothman >:(

RT @SarahFPoetry: this story is absolutely unremarkable except in how it managed to combine almost everything it's socially acceptable to h….

RT @IsaacHayes3: For over 14 years, people have speculated about why my father @isaachayes left South Park. I’m here to set the record stra….

RT @adgirlMM: Hear me out. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Followed by The Colbert Report. On Comedy Central. All year long in 2026….