Jeremy Clarkson lamenting this year’s “catastrophic” harvest then blaming it on net zero and bragging about his helicopter landing pad, is how we know the planet is ready to die. A fit and willing planet would surely be secreting some kind of antibodies to neutralise him.

RT @dank_ackroyd: I see Jeremy’s done his A-Levels tweet again

RT @CantEverDie: making fun of jk rowling online is so funny because you start to get a bunch of really old british people in your replies….

RT @BazakeMedia: 🚨 | BREAKING: Elderly Terrorist, Patricia Nancy Watkins, was pronounced dead in custody this evening, having earlier been….

Me (after fucking around and finding out): I’m going to go ahead and fuck around some more

RT @BadWritingTakes: This also bans trans men from all facilities and makes it *unlawful* for a women's group to include trans women even i….

How is there a debate raging about the worst song of all time in a world where “Payphone” by Maroon 5 exists.

If you know any centrist humourists, please check in on them. They’re having a really tough time at the moment and they’re behaving very erratically

So maybe bear that in mind the next time you call it “tossed-off rubbish that doesn’t even make sense”.

I know Stephen Lillie and what people don’t realise is that he has to physically create these scenes in order to paint them. He had to hire a professional Starmer lookalike, source an authentic matador outfit and brand ‘media’ onto a bull’s forehead, *then* get the beast to pose

So much for kinder, gentler politics.

I’m sorry, are they suggesting he hit her repeatedly over the head with a large marrow?!

RT @Orwell_Fan: No one wants to be on the wrong end of Matt Forde's absolutely brutal agreement with the establishment.

When you’re definitely doing your job as a political satirist

RT @flying_rodent: This is the Guardian interviewing a Foreign Secretary credibly accused of complicity in crimes against humanity https:/….

RT @staberind: @BRYN_BORANGA @TheIDSmiths bruh

RT @BRYN_BORANGA: @TheIDSmiths hold on what are those

Me seeing Tom Skinner.

😂

New massive red flag on someone’s bookshelf just dropped.