Dan Bulla
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Had fun making this with
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
and Pete. All of us on the naughty list now. No regrets.
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Buckwheat came back from the dead for one night only. Dream come true for me and
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
. Thank you, Eddie Murphy.
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Wrote this with
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
@Reddsaidit
and Pete.
@KidCudi
is a legend. Plus
@paulbriganti
@mcilraithbros
and Stephanie Giannopolous. SHE’S THE TRUTH.
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New
@SarahSquirm
headshot just dropped.
Had the best time helping her write this. With
@notbenmarshall
@JawnHiggins
@martinmherlihy
.
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Wrote this with
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
as a tribute to our moms. Directed by
@paulbriganti
and introducing
@chloefineman
’s firstborn son Peach the dog.
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YOU ARE MORE. THAN WELCOME. TO LEAVE.
Had the best time doing this one with
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
, Gary Richardson, and
@mikeyfuntime
. 🐸
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Did this one with Pete and
@streetseidell
. Music by
@JPONDATRACK
. Directed by
@mikediva
and edited by Ryan Spears. 🩷
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Made this one with
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
@danlicatasucks
Pete Davidson
@paulbriganti
@byleighmcg
@mcilraithbros
and many other overworked editors and VFX artists.
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Wrote this one with my brother
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
(who came back for the week because we love our horse so much) and Jake Nordwind. Directed by
@mikediva
who put his heart and soul into it. Music produced by
@JPONDATRACK
. Made by the VFX wizards at SNL. Enjoy🐴 🫶
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“Smart phone” is a pretty good name but I would have gone with “anger machine” or “hate box.”
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Made this with
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
and Pete and Big Wet and
@mikediva
and
@JPONDATRACK
. RIP to the VFX team for doing this in a day. 🙏
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Wrote this movie with
@paulsado
. Set in L.A. in the 90s, starring
@AdamSandler
and
@IAMJHUD
. Streaming on Netflix now!
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A short film I wrote and directed called WINNERS is an official selection at the Academy Awards-qualifying
@HollyShorts
Film Festival! It’s screening this Saturday, August 11th, at 10pm at the
@ChineseTheatres
in Hollywood. It’s a comedy with
@timothycsimons
! Go see it!
#HSFF18
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My junior high basketball coach had a famous cousin: Lakers forward Kurt Rambis. I sent him some cards to sign and he sent back his autograph, apologizing for not getting the others signed. What were the others? Oh, just Derek Fisher, Nick Van Exel, and these four Kobe rookies.
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I made this short film with some awesome people. Check it out!
WINNERS // Featured Short
by
@danbulla
starring
@timothycsimons
What would happen if the biggest asshole in the world won the lottery?
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My baby dabbed during the ultrasound. Doctors say she’s in the 94th percentile of being cool.
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Can’t believe the Facebook pages for my thirty defunct improv teams didn’t get any likes this week. What am I doing wrong???
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Years in the making. Very excited for everyone to see this...
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Someday when Matt Groening dies, a good cartoon would be all the Simpsons on the couch, but they're sad. That's my idea, nobody steal it.
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I am at a Phil Collins concert and they are playing “In the Air Tonight” as pre-show music. It’s ballsy and I like it.
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So excited that “Winners” is in
@HollyShorts
tonight at 10 at the
@ChineseTheatres
. If you’re in LA, go check it out!
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There aren’t as many pop songs about placentas falling to the floor as there were when I was a kid.
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Phew. Knicks are still more dysfunctional than the Bulls. Was worried for a minute.
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When I visit Joshua Tree, I’m always humbled by the fact that the people of the Pinto culture were gramming there thousands of years before us.
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I always thought "a baker's dozen" meant 11, not 13, because I just naturally assume people are trying to cheat each other.
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If I worked at Disney, I would walk into the office every day and say “WHAT KIND OF MICKEY MOUSE OPERATION IS THIS?”
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I’m in the Vatican right now and, no joke, I have “Pretty Fly for a Rabbi” stuck in my head.
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How come everybody's still talking about Zion exploding his shoe, but nobody's talking about the time I split my pants on a Southwest flight?
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Damn it, man, give it to me straight!!! How fast is it going in football fields per hour???
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I think it would be funny if there was a bathroom scale that screamed out “holy moly!” anytime anyone stepped on it.
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That’s a wrap on
#TheDoOver
. You know where to find us.
@paulsado
@NickSwardson
@THATAllenCovert
http://t.co/n9U3J3xyPe
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Did you see the outrageous thing the president said? Can't say I'm surprised, but boy, this is the final straw!
#evergreentweets
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Trade wars are good and easy to win. Like the war in Iraq. And the Vietnam War. And the war on drugs. As a rule of thumb, just believe all promises about wars.
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This is really good, simple, spot on analysis. The Athletic is good. Full disclosure:
@jon_greenberg
gave me a very soft Athletic t-shirt.
The
#Bulls
defense has been really shaky to start the year, so I broke down some of the major problem areas they need to address
@TheAthleticCHI
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They say the hottest place in hell is reserved for people who remain neutral in times of crisis, but I think it's probably for the people who did really really bad stuff.
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I was thinking about evacuating Los Angeles just because it's Los Angeles.
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Happy Draft Day! Hilarious onesie courtesy of The Athletic’s
@jon_greenberg
. She can’t play point but she has a lot of length. Go
@chicagobulls
.
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Never give up. The Crypt Keeper didn't "make it" until he was over two thousand years old.
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This story is about to break, so I might as well come clean: with the help of a team of Hollywood makeup artists, I have been putting on facial prosthetics and posing as world-famous celebrities for the MasterClass online video series.
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I just hope the 59 drug dealers living under iO West liked hearing people do zip zap zop.
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I make emotional, mission-statement commercials for disgraced companies and business is booming!
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All I want to do is practice free throws at the Berto Center with one of those ball return nets.
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Most people don’t know that I got my start directing battle scenes for iPhone game commercials.
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Things are not as bad as they seem. That being said, today it rained ash and I saw a fire rainbow.
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I’m so fat right now that when I went to a bakery and ordered a croissant, one of the croissants said “are you sure?”
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An okay name for a pet grooming salon would be “Knotty By Nature.”
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Starting a progressive rock band made up of all new dads called “Dream Feed.”
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Five little monkeys were jumping on my bed and got pretty banged up. So I called the doctor and get this, he said no more jumping on the bed. Stay in your lane, Doc! Just patch up these monkey heads so we can get back to jumping!
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Wow, can’t believe Trump actually referred to Kim Jong Un as his “curvy wife.”
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Every one of these school shooters, from Columbine forwards, wanted to blow up their schools. The only reason they didn't is because you can't go to the store and buy explosives.
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Uber ratings guide. 5 stars: good. 4 stars: bad. 3 stars: driver was Zika mosquito. 2: car was car from Christine. 1: universe collapsed.
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If I played in the NFL, I would wear footballs on my feet instead of shoes and footballs on my hands instead of gloves, so you would only know I had the ball if you saw me running around with five footballs.
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If there's one thing we know about Jesus, it's that he was a real stickler for government regulations.
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George R.R. Martin and me. He’s looking at dragons or somethin’.
#ridiculoussix
http://t.co/XV04biwevf
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If you joined the FBI and they gave you one of those blue windbreakers, boy, I bet you’d just be waiting for that first breezy day…
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Trying to figure out if this flaming skeleton clutching the playground fence is just a distraction...
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I wish I was the President of the United States so I could just lay in bed and watch TV all day.
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Boy, I feel like we're just a couple good jokes away from really sticking it to this Donald Trump guy!
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Most people don’t know that I used to be a bouncer for United Airlines.
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I try not to post about politics, but I think it's safe to say the party system is broken if these are the tallest candidates we can find.
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When you clear your calculator you have to hit the clear and all-clear buttons like fifteen times each just to be sure you got it all.
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Can't believe Donald Trump just said he hates The Crow soundtrack. This guy can't get anything right!
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My favorite part of Young Pope is how every scene starts with someone saying, "Yo, what up, Young Pope?"
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