Dan Licata
@danlicatasucks
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stand-up comedian (Seth Meyers), writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). full special FOR THE BOYS now on YouTube. Chicago, Minneapolis 🎟️⬇️
Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2011
Official Trailer for my special, FOR THE BOYS, which drops in ONE WEEK (Thurs 5/30)!.
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Chicago is sold out this Thurs, but still some Minneapolis tix for next Thurs (w/ @GrantWinkels):
Very pumped for these summer shows! And you know my Italian ass can’t wait to try/compare da pizza in these 3 fine cities 🍕. 🎟️:
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Tomorrow I am moving to Los Angeles after 14 years in nyc (after Cuomo lost this city is no longer safe for Italians 🇮🇹).
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CHICAGO in a few weeks, with Maggie Winters & Joey Bednarski. 🎟️:
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Has anyone ever done stand up for kids? No costumes, no songs, no puppets or whatever, just stand up jokes written specifically for kids to laugh at?.
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Very pumped for these summer shows! And you know my Italian ass can’t wait to try/compare da pizza in these 3 fine cities 🍕. 🎟️:
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a haunted house but for making people horny instead of scared . -how my dad explained strip clubs to me when I was 5 years old.
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RT @OfficeHrsLive: YO! @danlicatasucks is one freaky MFer 🤣. When you finish watching this week's ep with Dan at go….
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RT @OfficeHrsLive: Dopp o' the mornin to ya! Tune in for the real deal TODAY 5/29 at 10am PT (1pm ET) on Office Hours Live with special gue….
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RT @OfficeHrsLive: Class is in session! Tune in LIVE tomorrow Thursday 5/29 at 10am PT (1pm ET) for Comedy 101 with our special guest who's….
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RT @BellHouseNY: JUST ANNOUNCED! @danjoedvdshow with @danlicatasucks and @JosephPera on Thursday, July 3rd!. Tickets on sale now: https://t….
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Los Angeles show this Friday 5/23 with Charles Gould & Carmen Christopher . 🎟️:
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RT @SubwayTakes: If you get in school.suspension for something you didn't do, you should get to go into the teacher's house for 2 minutes a….
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Apparently several teachers are planning to protest my show in LA on Fri 5/23. Please don’t let this deter you from buying a ticket. I’ve crossed many picket lines in my life & it is honestly not that bad, although I am used to getting screamed at lol. 🎟️:
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RT @danlicatasucks: Yeah I take AP classes… I take "A Pee" during class!!! 🤣 it is lowkey thrilling to piss in a empty pedialyte bottle whi….
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LOS ANGELES: I am bringing my new hour of absurdist bro humor to @JoinTheDynasty in a few weeks (I got a job playing Stitch at Disney Land so I will be in town for a bit). 🎟️:
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AIDA: forced my jewish wife to eat holy communion & she barfed up black puke 🤷♂️.
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