When it’s time to remove the safety drivers in RoboTaxis, I’d absolutely flex with a few of these guys in the passenger seat, just for the fun of it. @klwtts @Tesla @elonmusk

This was watching Ohio State vs Texas on YouTube TV and Fox. Absolutely unacceptable. Total clowns.

I’m tweeting during Happy Gilmore 2. If not for John Daily, it would be completely unwatchable.

Hope no one was hurt in this accident on route 40 East in Tennessee. A hauler full of @LucidMotors cars was destroyed.

Darius Garland does not like playing in the playoffs.

Whatever you do, don’t pick the best barber available. Pick 3 crappy barbers. That’s how you build a great barber shop. #browns #NFLDraft2025

At the 1992 Presidential Debate Ross Perot warned us all as two wolves stood by and sneered with glee.

3 days without Twitter/X - nothing but dated info online. Also, 3 days without Twitter/X - no hostility online. I think I’ll settle for the dated news, but I certainly don’t want to.

Dang! @PrincetonMBB at @YaleMBasketball Can you hang that camera any higher in the arena?? Ivy League Schools even look down on people during their b-ball broadcasts. 😁

Just replace #USAID with @MrBeast philanthropy.

Hey, @Square. Can you please add a function to cancel a whole day of appointments instead of one at a time? Imagine being super-sick and having to call off work 16 times. That’s what I’m about to have to do. Thanks for your consideration.

After 3 decades of listening to his doctors, my father ended up with: • Cancer • Diabetes • Heart disease After 3 years of listening to his son... He lost 40lbs & became cancer free. Here's 19 health secrets his doctors never told him: 1. Stop doing diets that have a

Luke Montgomery just put a man in a grave

So cool to see Luke Montgomery get his shot and come in & dominate. Elite kid. Elite family. Just awesome people. Good for him.

LFG Luke Montgomery!! Absolutely destroyed that 1 tech!

Ortho surgeon here: If you are very out of shape- Starting with an orange theory type class 4days per week is not the recipe for success Greater chance of: stagnation, frustration, injury, burnout, self-doubt You need to👇

Dads - A thread 🧵 1. Dad doing things right

Apple's 18.1 update is one of the worst in the company's history. New Photo app is AWFUL. Apple intelligence is AWFUL, which has made almost all voice functions AWFUL. It has made my phone a nightmare to interface with. I know I'm not the only one either.

What happened? We hired the wrong Coach. #BuckeyeNation #buckeyes #OhioState

Gus Johnson should’ve looked us up @LongviewBarbers for that mustache trim. #ohiostate @Buckeyes