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I don't want to live my life like everybody else, and I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else. Some of my best friends are human #CPFC

London, England
Joined July 2011
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@cycleprawn
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5 years
If you use all your oil on the squeaky wheel eventually the other wheels will stop working.
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@cycleprawn
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3 days
Seems odd the @PFEW_HQ have turned replies off. Local feds haven’t. 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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Joining us now to present the #PoliceBravery regional award winner for the North West region is Mukund Krishna, CEO of the Police Federation. Thank you, Mukund Krishna for joining us this evening.
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@cycleprawn
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5 days
Is @LeedsBS IT as bad as my initial experience? .If so can’t be doing with it.
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@cycleprawn
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30 days
I can’t imagine what it’s like being in @dorsetpolice ATM but the ‘courtesy & respect’ piss taking on SM is brutal.
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@cycleprawn
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I’ve stood nervously at a few doors ready to go knowing there’s an angry man on the other side but I can barely comprehend how those brave men felt stood waiting for the landing craft door to drop. #DDay #LestWeForget.
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@cycleprawn
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RT @Sandford_Police: We have had to issue Gross Misconduct proceedings against three (3) officers for not dealing with a detainee with suff….
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@cycleprawn
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1 month
Have to laugh. Not at #andrewlawrence as I don’t find him that funny but at comedy clubs trying to ban him. it’s raised his profile & made him £££ These clubs may see themselves as a Mary Whitehouse of comedy dictating what we’re allowed to laugh at but it’s backfired.
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@cycleprawn
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2 months
If you made a seat out of Lego it would be more comfortable than a @wizzair airline seat. I mean we’re stuck in a plane it’s not a fast food restaurant. 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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@cycleprawn
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3 months
Justify 7 minutes extra time. FFS .#FACup #palace #
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@cycleprawn
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3 months
What a breath of fresh air dealing with @NOW broadband customer service is. Polite, efficient and honest. World’s apart from the dogs dinner @virginmedia CS is.
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@cycleprawn
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3 months
Please @SW_Help how does this happen. How does those happen so often. You leave Waterloo on time yet you get to Vauxhall late. How? There’s nothing in the way???
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@cycleprawn
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3 months
RT @Mick_O_Keeffe: Culture is real and some cultures are just better than others. 🇮🇪
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@cycleprawn
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3 months
Watching Jordan mug off the fashion buyers with his ‘life’ (2 day old) story. 😂 How he’s still in this process is a total mystery to me #TheApprentice.
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@cycleprawn
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4 months
How the hell is Jordan still there ? .He does jack shit each week and gets away with it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #theapprentice.
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@cycleprawn
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4 months
I really don’t get how people on #fourinabed don’t get what a massive opportunity this is to show you & your business in a great light. Then also get feedback that a consultant would charge ££££ for. But instead you decide to behave like absolute bell ends on national tv. 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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@cycleprawn
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4 months
I’ve tried my best to use the rail system but it’s shit. Expensive I can live with. But expensive and unreliable is just not acceptable. If you can’t rely on it you can’t plan so your opinion is to avoid it.
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@cycleprawn
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4 months
Another painful train journey with @SW_Help thankfully @Heidi_Labour and @UKLabour have removed their franchise. @swtrains_watch.
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@cycleprawn
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5 months
How the fuck does Nadia run a business? # theapprentice.
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@cycleprawn
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5 months
Watching #GrahamNorton. Isn’t @pamelaanderson just lovely. Not what I’d expect tbh.
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@cycleprawn
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5 months
I suppose in fairness to #RachelFromAccounts if you’re asked to round up 5.5 years to the nearest decade it would by 1 decade or technically 10 years .Also she said she spent the “best part of a decade” maybe she considered the first 5.5 years was the best part of that decade 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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@cycleprawn
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5 months
I was shocked that there is no way of checking if you owe a #ULEZ penalty. Even worse if not sure & pay JIC @TfL keep your money even if they’re not entitled to it. If you think you couldn’t possibly briefly enter ULEZ & not know think again @Heidi_Labour @UKLabour @AntiExtension.
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