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Physics | opinions are not my own I actually don’t know who they belong to
Joined September 2018
Everyone will see this as the L it is But the real story is that there’s nothing stopping you from climbing to the top You too can be the best of all time
#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳
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This is how I would talk to my boys if I was their attorney Also pretty insane given the context
WOW! Les Wexner's attorney to Les Wexner during his deposition to Democrats: “I will fu--ing kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, ok?”
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> be nerds > look into persona (used by discord) > kyc (know your customer) service > used for age verification > search on internet (shodan) > find weird server > image 1 > openai-watchlistdb.withpersona > openai-watchlistdb-testing.withpersona > lolwtf > look inside > supposed
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If you tried to introduce public libraries and parks today they’d say it could never be done
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how it feels trying not to ghost everyone and kill yourself
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They gave Camus and Beckett the Nobel prize for trying to answer this
what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it
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mexican goodbye
What’s the opposite of an Irish Goodbye? The one where I’ve been standing around and talking to someone for over an hour after I said I’m leaving?
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does nobody care that the attorney general said under oath on national television the biggest scandal in american history doesn't matter because the stock market is green
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they moved 22 hours away 🥀🥀
“Right person, wrong time” is lowkey a little funny. Like Awwww I would’ve married you but I’m moving an hour away & that’s pretty inconvenient so bye. I’ll just like your Instagram stories & think about what could’ve been for the next 5 years 😻
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ik you’re not Mexican
i feel like 28 is too old to be in constant romantic agony like that’s what 23 is for
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Girl I’m bored let’s talk about our perceptions of the conflict that shifted our dynamic & reach a point of understanding instead of keeping quiet and resenting each other forever
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He who fears the cortisol spike believes he maintains power through stoic refusal but *sniff* this is precisely his castration! His very fear of the spike IS the spike The jestermaxxer understands something profound, something the stoics would hate: power does not flow from
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Yeah, so pretty much, like, there is this really sketchy company in Israel named "Paragon". Paragon sells a "product" called GRAPHITE. Let me explain the background and why this is very silly. GRAPHITE spyware which allows "customers" to remotely access peoples cell phones and
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