Nick Kirkpatrick ๐ฒ๐ฃ๐ฑ๏ธ
@cvramen
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Drinker of the Nickelschlager, bleach, and green paint
Newport News
Joined March 2010
no, that's not gonna do anything
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@MythoYookay Yookay police when you make memes about migrants raping small children, instead of arresting said migrants raping small children
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im skipping the line for Polymarket. if you care about being early, use my link:
polymarket.us
Skip the line. Get in early. Invite friends to jump the queue.
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Mr. President, @realDonaldTrump, as you're undoing President Biden's war on crypto, please pardon my friend Ian Freeman. He's not a scammer, he's a man who believes in absolute financial freedom. He's a man of integrity who I care for very much.
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@Telford_Escaper No. When a snake enters your home, you do not crawl on your belly and fight it fang to fang. You step on its head.
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Mr. President, the good people at Free Talk Live are requesting a pardon for Ian Freeman. Ian is a peaceful broadcaster and peer-to-peer exchanger who helped neighbors move value when banks shut their doors. His case stretched old fraud statutes over consensual bitcoin trades
๐บ๐ธ BREAKING: President Trump speaks about the pardon for CZ. "They said, what he did is not even a crime, wasn't a crime... I gave him a pardon at the request of a lot of good people."
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The year is 20XX Your "smart" AC capped at 74ยฐ after failing to rat out your undocumented neighbors Your car won't start after exceeding the odometer's weekly quota Your low-carb food delivery was cancelled after your social media post got "fact-checked" โฆand your bed got stuck
The AWS outage led to a bizarre situation in which smart bed owners were stuck at night with mattresses placed at odd inclined positions or overheating. The systems of company Eight Sleep, which sells $2,000+ "Pod" smart mattresses, went offline due to the outage and left their
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Listen to that #HOUatSEA referee to give a mouthful to explain that "safety" for it to end up not being a complex safety, in furtherance of @NFL_Scorigami
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The gap between TOS and TAS: 1,554 days Gap between TAS and TNG: 4,735 days VOY and ENT: 127 days ENT and DIS: 4,518 days
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Aaron Rodgers can go choke on a bag, Baker is still the mark to beat ๐
@NextGenStats Wrong. This pass from Baker Mayfield went 70 yards in the air and it happened in 2020.
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This was the real headline from Thursday's game
wait so at 41 years old, Aaron Rodgers now has the LONGEST THROW IN THE NFL (69.8 air yards) since at least 2017?? insane!!! that distance at his age is ridiculous https://t.co/2HCVq071fR
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@Touyarokii You all do realize that These two are ex Team Flare grunts with theire colored Hair growing Out and now forced to Work in a Cafรฉ to get theire Money Back because they spend IT all getting into Team Flare? The Logo is even the Same with a White scribble over it
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@ztisdale You don't get to be anonymous to do your job as a "federal agent" dipshit. Otherwise anyone can pretend to be a federal agent and arrest you for anything.
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Always remember the first thing the Maori did when they got guns was sail to a nearby island and slaughter every last man woman and child of a pacifist tribe
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Lessons Learned: 1. Ride on the INSIDE of the vehicle 2. Not only does New York City have to budget to do warrantless round-the-clock surveillance via cameras on the general population, they have the budget to do it via unmanned aircraft. Will cities do this ONLY for our safety?
BREAKING: #Heartbreaking loss in Brooklyn 12 year old Zemfira Mukhtarov and a 13 year old #friend found dead atop a J train after subway #surfing at Marcy Ave. They snuck out for thrills via social media, just days before Zemfira's 13th birthday. @CBSNewYork
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