Christopher Stanley
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{title: "Security Engineering", company: " @SpaceX , @X ", education: "M.S Computer Science // Cyber Security", opinions: "my own"}
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Had such an awesome time crushing it with these Twits! Thanks so much for coming out and going HAM all night! Totally stoked on where Twitter 2.0 is going. It’s going to be next level!!
#RIPTwitter
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BREAKING: Man decides to keep box of random cables he’s had since 2002 for another year.
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The evolution here is insane! SpaceX is one of the most innovative companies on the planet.
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I noticed it has been months since I used Google News. The unregrettable minutes spent on Twitter continue to skyrocket. The real-time updates, diverse voices, and endless scroll of intriguing stories keeps me coming back. The improvements to the For You timeline are next level.
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Same place, 58 years apart. The 2nd one has much more capacity.
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@foaddabiri
Don’t worry about that. It’s for your protection. Stop questioning things Foad! 💀🫣
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You pull up to a house and encounter this little human running toward you. What do you do?
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Photos in SF 1 day apart. Insane how San Francisco was tidied up using the current budget in just a few days ahead of Xi's visit.
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I don’t think most people understand how incredible this is. Direct. To. Phone. From Space. Let that sink in.
SpaceX just achieved peak download speed of 17Mb/s from satellite direct to unmodified Samsung Android phone
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In the process of interviewing hundreds of individuals this year, not limited to potential new hires, I've discerned a notable trend: a general lack of work ethic and broad expertise. Many seem content with narrowly defined roles and showing little interest in stretching beyond…
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This is the Twitter I want! Look at all these brands talking to each other! 🐦🚀
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CNBC says "X was hacked", this is not a true statement.
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*Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1655*
People in 1654:
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History in the making! I am so incredibly honored and proud to work with some of the most innovative and brilliant minds on this planet! Cannot wait to get this giant rocket to Mars and beyond!
🚀🥰🔥
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I want to buy dinner for people who truly need it! Comment below! ❤️
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Hard to believe it has been a year since I took this photo!
Had such an awesome time crushing it with these Twits! Thanks so much for coming out and going HAM all night! Totally stoked on where Twitter 2.0 is going. It’s going to be next level!!
#RIPTwitter
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Having fun and being silly at Starbase 🤣
SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND LEAVE A COMMENT IN THE SECTION BELOW!
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First time my little cowboy walks outside with his shoes on 🤠🥹
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Grok is already a verb but yeah agreed 🫶
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Yeah we totally don’t live in a simulation.
$TSLA up 4.20% on 6/9 on news that legacy auto has surrendered
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I have spam blockers in place so miss most of these messages, but somehow this one got through today. I went back and looked and found a TON more messages. Hint: Emailing me 1000 times a day does not make me want to help you, and adds to the probability your emails get caught in…
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I am still crying… from all the laughter!
Download Grōk into Optimus and put it on stage at a Comedy Central roast event, Excitement Guaranteed!
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SpaceX and our Starlink team will be at DEFCON 30 (
@defcon
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@rfhackers
)! We'll be there Fri & Sat from 10am - 6pm. See you there!
#defcon30
#starlink
#spacex
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Where was this when I was in school? I seriously would have had such an easier time learning. I had such a hard time paying attention to the Bueller monotone presentation of my teachers. Learning should be fun!
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝗸
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With Elon leaving X, I am happy to announce my promotion to Chief Misinformation Officer.
My first act as CMO will be changing Community Notes to Communist Notes where I will have complete control over the narrative. This is paramount in ensuring maximum misinformation.
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What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you see this photo?
This is just a reminder as Halloween approaches that my culture is not your costume!
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I use X to spread peace, love, and positivity. If we put in half as much effort as we do hating each other into helping, I wonder what humanity could accomplish.
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Hey bullies from high school, I am more popular than you now 🤣
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Super excited about launching Phase 1 of our Encrypted DM's project!
Twitter seeks to be the most trusted platform on the internet, and encrypted Direct Messages are an important part of that. As Elon Musk said, when it comes to Direct Messages, the standard should be, if…
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Is it just me or do things like hashtags and QR codes hurt your eyes?
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Have children. They will make you smile. They will bring you joy. They will teach you. They will show you things about yourself that can only be seen through their lens.
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Starship launch? Not before a fish license. Why? According to the rules I am told you need some sort of fish license 🎣
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A lot of people saying things like “Elon is suppressing my reach, what happened to free speech!” Like he is sitting at home banging away on the keyboard. Some of y’all need to realize you just don’t post interesting content and the algorithm recognizes it. 🙄
There are issues to…
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Free pizza anyone?
🚨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
I’m 1K followers away from 2M.
To celebrate I’m going to start sending followers Pizza 🍕
I’ll be delivering pizza to your house if you follow. Simple as.
I’ll be picking 20 followers who Repost this!
Follow for a chance to win pizza
#XPhilanthropy
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Just hit 50k followers 🤯 Absolutely surreal!
Major props to all those that subscribed! As a thank you, I want to buy some food or necessities to those in need! Please comment a photo/story about your situation 🚀
#TwitterPhilantropy
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Let’s go!!! So much more to go, and people to help! Twitter is definitely in a position to help give back at scale! 🚀🐦
Some people tried to stop Twitter Philanthropy. But, you’ve got to keep at your dreams because it all works out! Today, you saw EVEN MORE millionaires get involved in Twitter Philanthropy! And even some big leaders at Twitter. This movement is just beginning! 🚀
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Before you hate on Community Notes, I encourage you to read the source code or summary to understand how it works.
While no system is perfect, Community Notes is hard to game due to its decentralized structure. The algorithms used in X’s Community Notes process community…
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YouTube also counts views from logged out users and replays. Currently, you have to be a logged in user for views to count on X. So the reach here is actually larger.
𝕏 vs YouTube
𝕏: 129 Million in 3 days
YouTube: 212 Million in 4 months
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"Mr. Altman’s departure follows a deliberative review process by the board, which concluded that he was not consistently candid in his communications with the board, hindering its ability to exercise its responsibilities. The board no longer has confidence in his ability to…
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It’s not just me right?
Airlander 10 aircraft is a helium-pumped aircraft is unveiled fully assembled at Heathrow London.
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Myles first launch was a success! As Starship was ascending, he waved bye 👋🥹🚀
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🎯 I wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for the help of the people I encountered in life. This also extends beyond just friends and family. It also applies to the one off people here and there that helped you in some small way. Kindness at scale is what adds up.
It is embarrassing to ask for help. Everyone everywhere who is successful once had to ask for help. Anyone who tells you otherwise is kidding themselves or lying.
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Grōk should be the moderator of the presidential debates.
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The results are in! Yi Long Musk is 65% likely to be a Deepfake 🤣
Dataset contains ~20k real videos and ~100k deepfakes using deepfake-scanner with a video of Yi Long Musk as an input.
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There is no hidden meaning behind the “AUTO” in Elon’s profile photo. It’s an artifact from screenshotting an image in the “Edit Mode” on Apple. Sorry conspiracy theorists. Not today. 🤣
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Wedding rehearsal yesterday. Today is the big day for my little sister! So exciting!!!! 👰♀️💍🎉👏
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Captchas are getting ridiculous. Bots are now better at solving them than humans. Monetary gating appears to be the most effective strategy in the short term.
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Awesome time at the SpaceX DEFCON booth! Come by and say hello, take our security challenge, win a Starlink! We are hiring!
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Proud dad moment: My almost 15 month old son just pooped and peed in his potty🚽💩👶
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Has anyone checked on that one guy in Nebraska to see if he is okay? Haven’t heard from him in a while 🤣
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While we didn’t fly today, it was an amazing attempt nonetheless. We learned a ton, and most of what was suppose to work, did! Starship can’t wait to fly!!
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My little sisters wedding was perfect! I loved matching with my little man 🥰🚀
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Did you know about Twitter Tips? I just turned on Tips for my profile! All proceeds will go back to people in need!
Twitter Tips uses other payment processors like CashApp or Venmo. I’m excited for Twitter Payments in the future as it will make
#TwitterPhilanthropy
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Sometimes I stress out about jerks on Twitter. Then I just look at his face and it makes it all go away 🥰
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Totally! If it wasn’t for the support of my wife, I wouldn’t be as successful at both SpaceX and Twitter.
She is extremely intelligent, has a doctorate specializing in Child Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and is exactly who I want teaching our little one at home! Major respect!
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Mainstream media continues to attack X, claiming it is in decline while contradicting themselves in the same article. It is clear they have nothing better to do than to hate on big angry rocket man. We continue to hit all-time highs on platform usage.
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Grok + Optimus will be next level.
There’s a new bot in town 🤖
Check this out (until the very end)!
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