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you can see the next narrative coming
“An OpenClaw AI agent spawned a child bot on a VPS provisioned via the Bitcoin Lightning Network, then bought its offspring AI API access using its own crypto wallet, without a human touching a credit card or saying "yes." The API provider confirmed this is ‘the first documented
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4 stdv has only happened once, in Mar2020, and we will hit that around 83k or so
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1/ Since a lot of people are waking up to see their perps positions closed and wondering what the hell “Auto-Deleveraging” means, here’s a quick and dirty primer. What is ADL? How does it work? And why does it exist?
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@tradebutwhy I find it very interesting how YESTERDAY Deribit updated their margin and risk policy. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
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we always go down before we go up
Gotta be a top 5 most bullish daily BTC candle I've ever seen (and I've seen them all)
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if you have cash, buy anything biggest liq cascade i've ever seen
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Man remember when you could buy a dollar worth of BTC and ETH for like $0.50 during the bear market with gbtc and ethe Good times
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@CaramelCoffee8 Professional fighters often know their tapes will be studied. So they setup certain sequences knowing that their opponent will try to counter it, as they've seen it before. Then their counter is countered. Like a reverse feint. Never let niggaz get in your head. ~ Dr. Axius.
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hearing rumours a black ops team is planting a fentanyl stash in Michael Saylors house so they can acquire his Bitcoin budget neutrally
JUST IN - 🇺🇸 President Trump's Executive Director on digital assets: "We talked about ways of acquiring more Bitcoin in budget neutral ways." We want "as much as we can get." 🚀
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ported my scanner for all the vwapoors tldr: scans every pair you input, calculates anchored vwaps (y/q/m/w), computes a trend score based on your weights per timeframe, auto sorts them in real time "vwap dashboard" on tradingview, glhf
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"stockpile" is jargon that means holding what they have, but not necessarily buying anything according to @arkham, here's all the coins that the USG holds over $1m
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Looking through some of MSTR filings and looks like with the recent issuance, Saylor no longer has voting control. Who are the MSTR experts out there? Curious how relevant this would be if MSTR were to trade at a discount to NAV (i.e. like a closed end fund) in a risk-off
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TICKER bitcoin being known as the VIX of crypto is so fucking funny man
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This might be the tweet of the year Bigbrainchad.eth released a contract, 12 seconds later a back running bot stole the 5eth in the contract due to an access control fuck up His function selector is called code is law Every hash he produces starts with 0xbeef Magical
Do not make mistakes when you deploy contracts! Backrun bots today can automatically hack any easy-to-hack contracts. Someone just lost 5ETH because of an access control issue - a backrun bot hacked it in less than 12s after deployment.
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gm - proud to announce that i am open-sourcing my sector performance watchlist. We all miss Cryptowatch's watchlist. - curated by yours truly - powered by @artemis__xyz - inspired by @ceterispar1bus have fun! https://t.co/UW6bTzHwKg
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why listen to bloombros when the market has already shown its hand?
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this is the spartan and i can't be convinced otherwise
I find it funny when niggas follow me with their profile pic being themselves in a suit and presumably working a real corporate job. Or at the very least being 'TradFi based' [Twitter bio showing all their little connections]. You know how some movies have ratings? PG13,
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