CryptoCondom
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I’m not fucking leaving. It’s a shit industry at times… but it’s OUR industry. It is what we make of it. Let’s make it great.
Many of the smartest people I've met in crypto over the past few years are actively looking for ways to pivot to other industries. Make of that what you will.
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Donald J Trump, POTUS himself, has bought over $32m in $ETH today. and you think $ETH is going to 0, anon? .
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@0xM3rlin & @danielesesta plan to personally pay 18B out of 98B $SPELL to @Wonderland_fi for their treasury. ➡️Rage quit option available for $TIME who do not want to become Abracadabra. ➡️ @MIM_Spell + @Wonderland_fi will have a $1.6B MC.➡️ $SPELL emissions go to 0 on merge.
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$SPELL trading volume is up 216% in the past 24hr since Magic Internet Money $MIM was discussed on the floor of the US Senate. In that time, the price of $SPELL is also up 26.2% on @coinbase & @LunarCRUSH notes that social media mentions are up 92% as well. 🐸🤝
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It boggles my mind that the son of the President of the United States is telling you to buy $ETH…but no one is. You morons send millions to presale and invest in fartcoin theses…but (checks notes) you think $ETH is dead? 💀.
In my opinion, it’s a great time to add $ETH.
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⚠️Attention: NFA but if you have funds on #fantom, please consider bridging them OFF asap. A degen 🐳 is about to be liquidated for more than the on chain liquidity on $FTM. If this occurs, it will result in bad debt & slow/failed transactions on chain. 👇🧵
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Ive learned the hard way to bet on teams as much as projects. You can have a great project. but if the people behind it arent great. NGMI. ☠️.
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The target #Ethereum Merge date appears to have been moved up to September 13th, 2022. This is the same day that the US CPI report will be reported. 👀
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This is more bullish ETH than BTC tbh. Stablecoins & digital markets = bullish defi.
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TWAP is ongoing. So far @realDonaldTrump's DeFi app, @worldlibertyfi has bought $27m $ETH & $10m $cbBTC. Do you know how wild this time line is? .The crypto project of the next President of the United States is TWAP buying a shit ton of #Ethereum and literally NO ONE is talking
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$HYPE is outperforming $ETH due to its buyback mechanism. Approx every $10k in revenue is directed to the Assistance Fund to buy back $HYPE. $3m was spent buying $HYPE in the last 24h. Yesterday, @HyperliquidX did $16b in notional perp volume. That is 30% the volume of @binance.
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Let me break it down for you: .There are lots of promising ⛓️ out there but @Cardano is NOT one of them. 📣 IF you think $ADA will EVER overtake $ETH, you shouldn’t be investing in crypto bc you’re going to lose all your money.
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You guys STILL arent paying attention: .Its ALL going to be about stablecoins. Projects like $AAVE & $CRV, etc will reap the largest benefits and returns. 📈
The US Secretary of the Treasury is giving you a roadmap and you're not paying attention anon. Stable coins are one of crypto's biggest use cases and the US Government intends to advocate & endorse their use to promote dollar hegemony. You are NOT long enough on stable coins.
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If you don’t understand these grifters are just using you for exit liquidity on this shit….then you deserve to lose all your money. There is no reason any of these losers should ever be listened to or followed.
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Oh look. I see @blknoiz06 got recruited for Fantom Foundation’s most recent KOL & OTC round. Think skeptically about all these shitters who are being shilled via KOLS. I’m talking about you: APT, FTM, WLD, STX, AVAX etc.
still think $FTM is sleeper L1 Q4 pick ahead of Sonic launch. fully diluted from last cycle & one of the few L1s that isn't vapor + still has mindshare on dev side & degen side, cheap at only $2B FDV. will follow $ADA 's latest breakout imo
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Microstrategy will be this cycles LUNA.
Update: $MSTR just acquired 51,780 $BTC for $4.6B - their largest purchase ever by far (+90% vs last week's record). Two historic buys in 7 days totaling 79K BTC. Average price on latest buy: ~$88K. Total holdings now 331.2K BTC (+31% in November alone). I will reiterate, MSTR
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There is something seriously wrong with you all. 💀You buy AI/meme dog shit or vapor ware alt L1s. but the most important DeFi app with the largest TVL + real revenue is sub $1b market cap despite the fact we're getting a @BlackRock staking $ETH ETF later this year.
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Sifu from @Wonderland_fi laying down alpha in the $TIME discord ⏰. 1) $TIME is funding an e-sports betting platform. The deal will close within a few days. 2) Profit sharing will go to $TIME holders.3) $TIME follows $BTC. 🤔If $BTC ⬇️, $TIME will too = asymmetric opportunity
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HOLY SHIT. Trump doesnt just USE $AAVE. he also is BUYING $AAVE 👀.
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If you’re ignoring $SPELL. NGMI. @Tetranode has laid it out for you. VeSPELL is coming. Imagine $SPELL that is time locked to reduce sell pressure…plus zero emissions. @MIM_Spell may sound like a meme coin but it has REAL revenue & fundamentals. I bought, I’m still buying 🤝.
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📢Calling all researchers! 🧵 Incoming but this is the contagion we know so far. Please provide info in the replies if you know of others so I can compile & share. Thoughts 💭: .✅ALOT more contagion WILL come out.✅Entities w/FTX & Alameda exposure will be short targets
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.@inversebrah is looking at OG arbi tokens & ."has like 4 days left" + DeFi projects RTing Monday. which suggests:.$ARB = Monday, Feb 6th. which happens to be the day they're presenting at a conference in Riyadh on a conference called "When Token & the Arbitrum Ecosystem" 👀
WEN PUNP WTF. smolting haz liek 4 days left :<.
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🤔WHAT does he know? 0xa688Bc5E676325CC5Fc891ac48Fe442F6298a432 bought $800k of $MAGIC 2wks bf it was listed on @binance & @BitMEX. sold for a 3x profit. Now, he has bought 28 @arbitrum Odyssey NFTs on OS. 👉@andrewsaunders do Enter the Odyssey NFTs play a role in $ARBI 🪂?
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$MIM has growing REAL 🌎 WORLD use cases. Case in point: @CurveFinance has used $MIM as a "transit coin" to bridge fees from $AVAX to $ETH & convert them back to 3Crv. The fees to the MIM pool were 🔥 due to the amount of volume moving thru the pool. @danielesesta @Tetranode
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There is no one who has put himself out there day in and day out more than my fren @CredibleCrypto. He has been consistently objective in his market assessments and generous in his teaching on @YouTube & @X. Worth a follow. 🫡.
Seems like we are getting that relief rally!. That being said important to be clear that I do still think that's all this is at this time- a relief rally. If/when my upside targets on $BTC are met (blue circles) I think it will be time to take profits on longs and position for
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Ask not for whom the 🔔 tolls. The avg @solana VC is 🆙 4000% ROI. $SOL seed = $0.04; later rounds = $0.20-$0.25.VCs have EVERY reason to lock in profits & dump:.👉$25m (2.5m $SOL) unlocks on 1/21/23.👉TVL is $300m but MC = $3.6B.👉Highly inflationary emissions = $5B FDV
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I fucking hate the banks. Every fucking one of them. I tried to wire a smol amt today for a business purchase. My bank account & wire were frozen. I was told I have to show ID at the bank & explain where & why I want to wire my own money. This is why crypto will win. Fuck.
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The President of the United State's DeFI app, @worldlibertyfi, built on $AAVE, just bought $5m MORE $ETH on @CoWSwap. Im so bullish I could fuck a cow. Source:
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My father died very young leaving my mother alone to work 2 jobs & raise 3 young children. Money was tight. Growing up, we always had what we needed but never necessarily what we wanted. I made more in one airdrop than my father earned his entire life. THAT is the power of.
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A 🐻 market, or at least a 🦀, is here. How are you going to sleep well holding 💩 coins that don’t make any 💰 as they lose 75% of their value? ➡️HINT: you’re not. Here is a 🧵 of some passive income protocols I use to sleep 🛌💤 very well. 👇
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Remember all those @Platypusdefi bulls. ? Tag them. The other day, $PTP decided to get rid of $85m in $MIM liquidity because their LPs cant handle large swaps. They had to use @CurveFinance to do it. and it turns out they can pull liquidity for ANY pool at will. 👇
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Im gonna be honest here. The fact that @binance tried to KO @HyperliquidX is sorta bullish bc it implies they see HL as a legit competitor. So far, HL has achieved 10% of Binance OI. Short term PA, IDK, but for now, Im holding my $HYPE.
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The ticker is $ETH motherfucker.
🇺🇸 NEW: Analysts at DropsTab have revealed the composition of World Liberty Financial’s crypto portfolio.
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The US Secretary of the Treasury is giving you a roadmap and you're not paying attention anon. Stable coins are one of crypto's biggest use cases and the US Government intends to advocate & endorse their use to promote dollar hegemony. You are NOT long enough on stable coins.
I can't stop thinking about this quote from US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:. [W]e are going to keep the U.S. the dominant reserve currency in the world, and we will use stablecoins to do that. However big you think stablecoin AUM will get, you're probably thinking too.
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AAVE printed $6m in revenue in the last 24hr.👀.Fundamentals matter.
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This is fucking embarrassing. If you follow Ansem in this bullshit, you WILL lose your money.
Ansem's top 10 Memecoins Conviction List. $WIF $1.7B | target: $100B.$MOG $460M | target: $50B.$MEW $450M | target: $50B.$GIGA $193M | target: $50B.$MICHI $88M | target: $10B.$MOTHER $70M | target: $5B.$SCF $42M | target: $5B. other ones are microcaps.
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Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. @pendle_fi is responsible for a large amount of deposits to @eigenlayer bc of the points meta. but $EIGEN is going to rug @pendle_fi users for season 1???
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The ticker is $ETH motherfucker.
⚠️SOLANA FOUNDATION TRANSFERS 629,194 $SOL (149,748,322 USD) to Coinbase Institutional.
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I've been in crypto for a little over 6 years. Here's every painful mistake I made (so you dont have to): .1. Didnt farm defi summer.2. Sold thousands of $ETH at bottom in panic on March 15th, 2020 during the Covid Collapse.3. Locked my $CRV for 4 years at 90c buy-in cost.4.
I’ve been in crypto for 12 years. Here’s every painful mistake I made (so you don’t have to): 🧵
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📢 FTX Contagion List:.Contagion from @FTX_Official is spreading like a cancer across the crypto space. Like cancer, the hardest part is the not knowing, the waiting, the fear of what you might find out. After we lay all the facts bare, we can capitulate, crab & move on. 🧵👇
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The ticker is $ETH.
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The ticker is $ETH.
I'ma be an ETH maxi for the rest of the cycle.It's the right amount of (relative) low risk vs high reward I like.There is probably more money to be made elsewhere (I still think DOGE and XRP are good bets for example) but its nice not holding a ponzi for a change.
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The blockchain is being halted because the price of $LUNA is too cheap to maintain security on chain. 👀
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$ETH inflows are ACCELERATING from Election Day. This is going to get reflexive real fast if flows continue.
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You either entirely cash out and be rich. or live long enough to be exploited. Experienced my 4th exploit in 6y of crypto. Lost $85k that Id lent to a fren's protocol as a favor. Ill be fine but genuinely not sure any DeFI is every truly safe. This is honestly why
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@benbybit Credit to yourself and Bybit for how well you have handled this devastating event. Thank you for the constant communication and updates. It means a lot to the industry and your users. 🤝.
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@YannickCrypto @zachxbt You’re a dick. Zach has never done anything but help the community…without pay mind you. He didn’t rug. He didn’t make or ask to have a coin made. Someone made it and sent him half the supply. He sold that shitter; can’t help apes tried to profit. Anything he got from it he.
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I don’t think people are paying attention here. This is a max long for me. I’m serious. This fixes the modular problem $Eth has rn & brings $ETH back to a monolithic behemoth: safe, secure & decentralized.
Rumor is Eth 3.0 announcement this week will be a second merge into a new consensus targeting 1 second block times, SSF and native zkEVM. Native zkEVM in particular is huge. The gas limit can be eliminated entirely. Builders can build arbitrarily large blocks, since nodes only.
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Revenue growth for @MIM_Spell is phenomenal. They are making 2x the revenue of @MakerDAO but have only 1/2 the market cap and 1/30th the TVL. If you dont understand that $SPELL is massively undervalued for its value proposition. you are NGMI 😱🪄🧙♂️
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I care. I wouldnt touch $LDO with a 10ft pole rn. Not only does it not pay yield, its Paradigm round is unlocking 273k $LDO EVERY DAY x 6 months from a VC price of $0.73. TLDR: 8.46m $LDO ($9.3m sell pressure) q 30days .👉IMO, when price is near $0.73 it'll be a good buy
massive unlocks don’t matter when narrative is strong and product is good . everyone was complaining about LDO unlock schedule two months ago, now no one does.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that fundamentals in crypto dont matter. They dont. until they do.
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The President of the United States is buying millions of $ETH and $cbETH. and you're bearish anon???.
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There are very few liquidations on $ETH until we hit $600-$800. HOWEVER, it appears there are quite a few $stETH ($167m worth) on @AaveAave at risk for liquidation at $1348. Worth watching. if this gets liquidated, we could see a large arb opportunity.
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Wen your shitty dex has an FDV bigger than @Uniswap . you're fucking overvalued. TLDR: Fundamentals fucking matter.
Jupiter is just a front end, and barely an exchange. Their Perp offering is a complete joke. There's also no real utility for the token, it will trade -95% over next 3 years, try again solana manlets.
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I'll buy as much $CVX as you have, right now, at $10. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off.
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This is like when your prom date says she's not wearing any underwear. Take the fucking hint.
Our ETF team is hiring. 👀.
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You didn’t believe me about $OM. Suggest you pay attention about $ONDO. Most RWA projects are scams. Pay attention.
I thought it was a pretty well known fact that @OndoFinance's TVL is pretty much only its own. At $8b FDV this project is wildly overvalued and will continue to trend to zero as its parasitic & predatory practices continue to bleed value.
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Ive fumbled generational 7-8 figure wealth at least 4x this cycle and countless more the 3 cycles before this one. You simply accept you’re a dumbass and keep grinding…you’ll still do well. 🫡.
how do you get over fumbling generational wealth . real question.
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Stablecoins are the single biggest use case for crypto this cycle. Money is moving on chain into stables at the fastest rate it has since covid. but its not there to buy your shit coins anon. Its there for settlement. $HOOD uses stables to settle transactions at night and on.
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Father died leaving his young widow to raise 3 smol Pepes while working 2 jobs. Shared a car & a dorm room with my twin until we graduated. Termites fell on my head every night in fellowship. Fell in love w/the trogodyte. Went into debt 250k to get 7 yrs post doc training. Paid.
My dad made 50k a year as a maintenance man, I shared a room with my brother my whole childhood. My wife’s dad is a pastor and step dad a tow truck driver. So so far from wealth. Won big multiple times and told God if I did I would promise to give it all back to better.
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Fun Fact: Currently @worldlibertyfi is worth more than the platform it is built upon (@aave). $WLFI is not a fork. It is a v3 isolated market on $AAVE. AAVE is liquid; WLFI is not. AAVE seems underpriced. $WLFI $1.5b FDV - 100% Sold out.$WLFI $5b FDV - 32.6% Sold out.$AAVE
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The ticker is $ETH motherfucker.
[🌲] BlackRock (ETHA) Daily ETH Flows: +295.7m: BBG.
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This is tasteless. Exploits in DeFi hurt all of us. We should not be rooting for the other side to fail. we should be rooting for us all to win.
1) Spread FUD about $UST . 2) Shill $BEANS stablecoin. 3) $BEANS depegs few days later. Don't bet against the 🌕. Karma is a bitch 🤣. $LUNA $UST .
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Ive made good money on perps recently but I missed the recent rebound bc I played it too safe and sold the bottom. Im still sitting in stables. Im sidelined and Im ok with it. The truth is, Im grateful for how lucky I am. Ive been in love w/ the same troglodyte for 20y. I
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The last 5 ETF trading days were positive for $ETH inflow. Today, the ETFs saw $138m inflow as @realDonaldTrump's DeFi app, @worldlibertyfi was buying $ETH too. Accelerate.📈
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I dont know anything about @Treasure_NFT or #smols. but the 3rd best trader on @GMX_IO has been accumulating a lg amt of $MAGIC in the last 3 days. 👀.This $20m 🐳wallet has bought $762k worth of $MAGIC & 61 @smolverse #smolbrain NFTs. 0xa688bc5e676325cc5fc891ac48fe442f6298a432
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I think @fraxfinance has been affected & will continue to be affected by the algo stable fears originating with $UST. However, at sub $15, $FXS is undervalued & oversold based on their revenue. Their AMO has weathered this storm well & not depegged. It is a buy IMO; NFA. 🤝.
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The @GMX_IO protocol & team are based. HOWEVER, I would urge caution in buying $GMX rn. The reason it has pumped 30% is NOT organic. @FTX_Official has only 10.5k on their CEX. That is only $600k worth of liquidity while @binance has half of what @Uniswap has. Be safe. Wait.
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First Glance $TIME + $SPELL Merger. I need to take a hard look at the analytics of @Wonderland_fi's treasury before making a hard decision as to the value of this merge. Here's a breakdown of the Merger Proposal:.👇🧵.
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Have you every tried to yield 🚜🧑🌾 farm but then found out that high APR was too good to last?.🦙@DefiLlama's Yield Page has a little known ability to predict & rank protocols by yield sustainability. Let's walk through how to use it. 🧵👇
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I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again. EVERYONE will have a stablecoin. Trump’s World Liberty Financial, Fidelity, Blackrock, PayPal are just 3 of many who have a Stablecoins. 🧠@CurveFinance is an obvious bet bc Stablecoins need liquidity & crv will benefit from stable.
JUST IN: $6 trillion asset manager Fidelity to launch crypto stablecoin.
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Not enough people understand or appreciate how genius @CurveFinance’s LLAMMA (Lending Liquidating Automated Market Maker Algorithm) mechanism is to protect you against downside.
When I started posting about my @CurveFinance $ETH leveraged loan, many people urged me to try out @protocol_fx. So yesterday I did just that—opened the exact same loan I had on Curve: 3.5 $ETH long at 5.2x leverage, executed at $3250. Everyone said you couldn’t get liquidated.
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Imagine being @polychain: You invest in @Scroll_ZKP at $1.8b FDV in the last round then buy $10m more at $1.5b valuation. 📜💀. only to have it now sit at a 67% loss ($588m FDV).
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Wait. I just discovered that @aave is generating $1m in weekly revenue, while distributing only $327k in $AAVE incentives. 🫡📈
Wait. I just discovered that Pendle is generating $10-30k in weekly revenue, while distributing $400-500k worth of PENDLE incentives. 1) What
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Here's 2c on $HYPE/DRPK fwiw:.1) If you are suddenly worried about this now wen it was publicly mentioned by @zachxbt 2 weeks ago you're a moron and not following your investment close enough.2) All centralized platforms carry this same risk. If you didnt know @HyperliquidX was
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I bought a decent sized bag of $MATIC yesterday. Why? @0xPolygon is just a 💩 side chain, right? .Well, yeah, it is. However, that is about to change s👀n-ish. Thread made especially for @daman_n_diu 🤝.🧵👇
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Stable coin growth continues to accelerate. Application layer projects that benefit from stable coin flow will see sig growth in the years ahead as fat app layers >> fat protocols. In my mind, this equates to 3 big DeFi protocol: $CRV, $AAVE & $ENA:. 1. $AAVE + $ENA will be.
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If the 3 governance proposals from $YFI, $PSP & $FXS pass, there will potentially be $57.5 MILLION worth of buy pressure in the coming months on $CVX. @iearnfinance = proposal to buy $25M/CVX.@paraswap= proposal to spend $7.57M on bribes/CVX.@fraxfinance= proposal to buy $25M/CVX
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Who cares about a 🐻 market when bribes are coming in hot? $15-20milllion expected again this week to $vlCVX holders. with still 1.5 days for more to roll in. Last round paid 90cents per $vlCVX. Ergo, if you had 10k $CVX: you'd be making $18k per month in passive income.💰🤝🐸
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By its own admission, @aixbt_agent gets its data ONLY by scraping @X. It does not look on chain & it does not use outside sources. You can get scraping services for $30 & feed it into ChatGPT to give you a tweet. 🤖TLDR: Claiming $AIXBT will have substantial revenue, or
Matrix for $AIXBT demand after their tiered model launches next week. Their token holding model better for short term pumpamentals . Subscription model better for long term value accrual
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Sooooo. you deposited all your $ETH & stables to a one way bridge contract for @Blast_L2 . (checks notes). despite 6 out of the top 10 largest crypto hacks being bridge related exploits. Interdasting.
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Ngl this is game changing for me. I traditionally take profits into $BTC on coinbase. Now I can seamlessly convert @HyperliquidX trading profits into native $BTC and send it to my cold storage.
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This is embarrassing. $30m mc meme coin shitter added to @coinbase roadmap. Do better @brian_armstrong 💀.
Assets added to the roadmap today: doginme (DOGINME).
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I just bought $CRV. If it goes down, I will DCA even more. At $2.22 with a 15% emissions cut in August & a crvUSD stablecoin on the horizon. @CurveFinance is undervalued as a lynchpin in DeFi right now. I will be autocompounding in @0xAlunara's Pounder for 52% APR. 🤝.
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Investors bought $APT for $0.05. APT is $4.80 = 9500% ROI = They WILL dump. ➡️$62.5M in $APT tokens unvests (in addition to staking rewards) in the next 90 days. ➡️$43M in TVL < MC $643M < FDV $4.8B 🤮. What's the lesson? .@Aptos_Network = 💩.#Ethereum =🦇💰
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RWAs are meaningless without @chainlink. Next week, $LINK + SWIFT are giving a joint lecture on asset tokenization. A year ago, they announced a successful testnet: This year…mainnet? .🧐Maybe a nice RWA announcement to account for someone collecting $200m+ $LINK in q1. 👀
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