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what the internet did with Zootopia is vastly more interesting than the actual film itself
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it basically moves by itself at this point with no involvement from disney. i am somewhat interested in what fucked up canon disney will introduce in the sequel
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furries trying to play anything other than gacha games or visual novels
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me when I see "creeps/weirdos" in someone's DNI list
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>insulting someone for having a job
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what is this genre of art
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god christians are so unbelievably pathetic
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this is what you think everyone else is doing while having social anxiety
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New law: small crimes should be legal if they are committed in a cool enough way
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*explaining the concept of sin to an american* ok so imagine
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where will the furry bara art come from now 😿
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We have created a facsimile of the self.
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But it's costing Chicago vital infrastructure
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countryside landscape studio ghibli miyazaki japanese anime epic beautiful stunning gorgeous fantasy fire village lord of the rings 16k 8k high definition trending on artstation team pick vector graphics hand drawn
The most ambitious AI film I've made to date.
We are less than a year out from commercially viable AI films. Updates to
@runwayml
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@elevenlabsio
(speech-to-speech) have me believing it.
If you liked it, some of the people that inspired me recently are…
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in my perfect society this kind of post would command the highest level of capital punishment possible
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the sabretooth tigers circling the human camp trying to find an opening to attack:
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what the fuck even happens in echo
this is my new echo oc Greeonardo, he let chase go to college without any problems, and they had a healthy long distance relationship. also when chase and jenna pulled the prank on him, he laughed. the embrace doesnt exist
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and look at this shit
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Is this legal?
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I think policing is a job that naturally attracts assholes, abusers and power trippers
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Twomad dead. In approx 1 months time we will see the worst video essays of all time
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ATTENTION: if you see this creature, it has many diseases. Ignore it and report to your local authorities.
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mein scheiss hund gniesbert best post of 2023
Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert
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this art is powering up my turbo gay beam
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this will cause some poor discord programmer to be stalked and killed by a pack of enraged youtube engineers. i am sending them my prayers
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2 Billion USD
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You can only add 4 toppings to this plane burger. 🍔
What are they?
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IT'S BREAKING THROUGH THE WALLS WE'RE NOT SAFE HERE AAAARGGG
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Isn't there only like 20 minutes of this show in existence how are people pulling so much out of this media
You’ll never believe what this dude in my English class is wearing
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furry only artists drawing human characters
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I love this clip because he's probably going up against an 8 year old and he's deploying the brain destroyer. No mercy
I don’t know how to describe it but this single video describes more what it’s like to play fighting games than anything else I’ve seen
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this is the best feature apple ever added
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Soggy Fuck... bad omen
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@foxmusk
@wetfoxing
If you make a post about travelling to the border to kill immigrants, of fucking course people are gonna be upset. You deserve to be harassed for saying that kind of shit.
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"the PS3 has no games" what about its raw parallel processing power huh you ever thought about that
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save me nerdy maths dragon. save me
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the Big Fuck... We are graced by their presence
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I love the strange backgrounds in the Mario Party games. Yeah welcome to Hammer World
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beautiful comedic timing, and from a place of complete earnestness.
i cant stop watching this stupid fucking video help
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pleased to announce that i just got my bill for top surgery and it was $8
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taylor swift stans are like if eating drywall had a PR teamm
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Mater: our hometown has been economically devastated by infrastructural changes beyond our control and only a shade of the life that used to inhabit this place remains
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furry bara artists when i burn their house down
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youtube comments contain both the best of humanity and it's worst
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unrelated to the antisemitism but the perspective makes the cracker look huge
(antisemitically for some reason) what's the deal with airplane food
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"Blaze your glory" is the scientifically lamest tagline you could come up with. I have to applaud Elon's brilliant mind for that
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i genuinely have no clue what the interior of these people's minds look like
Just finished my far right Christmas cake.
What do you reckon, think it'll send the leftards into meltdown? 🤣🤣
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since when you get hit with a rock your bones would get broken
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This guy is like 1 in 3 US adults
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Joe Biden will legalise vore
Women voting to legalize the murder of their babies so they can have a career is no different than child sacrifice to the sun god so there can be a good harvest.
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Doesn't even know how to eat an egg. No future
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This is how all crocodilians should be drawn
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Why did no one tell me about the study at the St Augustine Alligator farm in the 1980s that discovered that most alligator courting is gay? This is huge news for the gaytor community
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Birthday is today!
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The "immediately bin" gift
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"the overwhelming power of simplistic enjoyment" I LOVE EATING SLOP GRAAAAAGGHHHH
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oomf wants to live in a chess piece 😂😂🤣🤣😭
any other uk mutuals willing to split the payment (you pay 97% and i cover the rest)
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me when the pirated copy nintendo game just bricks my device instead of showing a red distorted image of a demonic luigi
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to be a wolf resting in the snow...
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"I'm gay as fuck"
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twitter users when you ask them to enjoy normal fictional couples without 10 thousand year age gaps or abuse
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i love the idea that secret shady organisations rule the world and while they do they plant secret clues in the designs of the milk cartons so MAGA_Caroline1776 can piece together the evidence and make a Facebook meme about it
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you don't even know what I would do
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do you think covid gave everyone slight brain damage
Super gigantic hot take
Boykisser is going through the same thing Pepe did back in 2016: a completely harmless meme that’s mildly annoying at worst is completely fucking tarnished by terrible people on the internet who use him as a symbol for bad shit
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I was 15 years old
When they oked us down and bulked my school.
I was 16 years old
When they forcibly walked me.
I was 17 years old
When they yajoured me and denied my blueberry injury existed.
I was 18 years old
When they MKW'd me.
It's all so jammin'.
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