laurie perry
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Author of the acclaimed academic opus Drunk, Divorced and Covered in Cat Hair.
Sir Fynwy, Wales
Joined May 2009
Me: oh here's a funny cat pic I will post on twitter Me +5 min: democracy has ended, do I have food stockpiled, fireplace poker only weapon
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At nearly every crisis point over the last year - and there have been so so many đ« - totally ordinary people have been exponentially braver than the billionaires and elite. Turns out, you canât buy courage!
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hard to not burst into tears at all times because of, you know, everything
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iâm going to be honest i am overwhelmed by how fucked up everything is
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but itâs called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the countryâs bin schedule
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Excuse me, when did Ben Affleck become a Rhodes scholar?!?
Didnât expect Ben Affleck to have the most articulate and realistic explanation where video models and Hollywood is going
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Ladies, I have no words. Here are some photos to send love to your screen. Dolly had her babies, six new faces on the farm. Christina is a grown up sheep now, and Bub still trying to camouflage himself in the leaves. Gonna put my phone away and go shovel something. Love you all
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I live in Wales and STILL pay US taxes to receive zero services*, yet I hope all my tax money goes to feed kids. No child should go hungry. (*Yes, you still must file & pay. The USA and Eritrea are the only two countries on earth that require citizens abroad to pay taxes.)
It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Feeding your kids is the responsibility of parents. And if there are cases of social disadvantage where some kids aren't getting fed then we have a welfare
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Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?
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Just did a tour of a daycare. For a 2 to 3 year old itâs $2400 a month. If youâre childless, go ahead and chill.
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During a 2019 visit to Bucharest my taxi driver spent the entire time talking about his favorite actor, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and now I understand why.
Sorry what did you say I was thinking about the moment in Hard Target where Jean-Claude Van Damme unveils his leg like itâs a gun
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Welsh born textile artist and knitwear designer Kate Jenkins creates fun crochet/knit 'food' creations #WomensArt .
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"Bet he can hear me!" đđđ
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All those "be good at business" books are just self help books for bros and it's very cute. Maybe in a few more years there will be a whole genre of romance books for men, something like "crushing business, a fictional account of founder love" or similar đ„č
I never read a single book for fun until college. Thought it was dumb. Now I canât stop learning new things. Here are 6 books you never heard of that will change your life:
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@jody_lecompte Do you have a water cooler? I am told that you need to stand near it for great ideas to emerge between you and your coworker.
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