Incredibly pleased to announce that I will be speaking on #CloudNative masterless #Puppet with #PuppetBolt and PuppetDB at @PuppetizeLive in October - excited is an understatement, it's going to be an epic event! Thanks go to @puppetize for the amazing opportunity! #DevOps.

Going to give #BlueSky a shot 🦋.

So @PapaJohnsUK - it seems that you are fine with your (franchised) stores telling outright lies to customers about order status, as long as they “get the job done”. Nice! 👏🏻👏🏻. Order placed at 19:29, tracker updated at 19:40, store claims to have received the order at 19:46 🤔🤡

Can @OctopusEnergy please start feeding their server hamsters in advance of sending out push notifications for savings events? I would have thought that after the first five they would know about the traffic load these events generates.

Just got a @watchgecko NATO for my @TISSOT Gentleman Open Heart, and it’s stunning. Completely transforms the watch and complements the amazing blue on the dial. Love it!

Absolutely epic customer service from @OctopusEnergy - I raised two separate issues that most other suppliers would agonise and take ages over (duplicate account after a failed port, duplicate meter from the successful one) - both were resolved quickly & professionally. Kudos! 👏🏻.

I know that these live text commentary’s can sometimes get a little carried in the way (as can any live sport commentary), but “taking the boot off the throat” is poor, clumsy and unnecessary on the #ManCity vs #RealMadrid match for @BBCSport …. #BBCFootball

Totally ridiculous and unprofessional service from @Dominos_UK at Hengrove (Bristol). Blatant gaming of the tracker to improve their delivery metrics, the order was apparently “delivered” at the same time as it left the store.

Open #ELI5 question to those who know #F1 better than I. Why does the formation lap at the start not count towards the completed laps, but the lap after a red flag does?. Seems like we wasted 2 or 3 perfectly good laps in the #AusGP. @HillF1 @CroftyF1 @MBrundleF1 @JensonButton.

Understand the “by the book” reasons for the #Formula1 #AustralianGP decisions, but this is another day where intricate rule interpretations decide a result rather than racing. Why can’t cars be wheeled to the grid in the same way as the normal start for a red flag restart?. #F1.

Suggestion for #F1. For a red flag, the grid for the restart uses the positions from *before* the event that caused the yellow/SC and *not* at the time the red flag was shown. This would completely negate the strategy losses/gains of the pit/no-pit gamble. #Formula1 #AusGP.

Nice to see that Mr Blobby has found a nice retirement job in the design room at @ROLEX - personally, I think the Blobby will be right at home alongside the Pepsi, Batman and Hulk …. #WatchesandWonders2023 #rolex2023

Honestly, I've said it before, but the #FIA is an absolute farce. Alonso is rightly P3, but how many times can they bungle race results when they should just leave the hell alone? Masigate, pointsgate last season and now penaltygate. Ineptitude at a ridiculous level. #F1.

Dear @Barrattplc - please have a word with your marketing team. Aggressive SMS messages with no working opt-out link for developments that have no relevance to me are not cool. Have had five in the last 2 hours.

Feature request for @SkyUK (cc @SkyHelpTeam) - please consider adding a shared “watch later” playlist that is synced between the Sky Go app and Sky Stream OS. For extra credit, also sync positions on watched programs, would really help integrate both platforms. #SkyStream #SkyGo.

Trying to weigh up whether to sign up for @SkyUK via #SkyStream or @NOW via @NOWSport to watch the new #Formula1 season. Thoughts, comments or feedback on either platform (specifically catch-up) would be hugely helpful!.

If anyone has a spare ticket for @BIB_band and @firewindmusic in #Bristol at @FleeceBristol on 22nd February, a DM would be massively appreciated!. #BeastInBlack #HeavyMetal #LiveMusic.

RT @craigwatson1987: Long shot, but does anyone have a spare/unwanted standing ticket for Beast in Black at @fleecebristol on 22nd February….

Still looking, would appreciate an RT please! 🙏🙏.

Long shot, but does anyone have a spare/unwanted standing ticket for Beast in Black at @fleecebristol on 22nd February?. #BeastInBlack #Bristol #HeavyMetal.

Watching the #Encanto Hollywood Bowl show on @DisneyPlus. The instrumental & vocal talent is exceptional and the staging is incredible, but the sound production is paper thin. There’s a huge lack of bass in the entire mix, especially evident in “Bruno” and Surface Pressure.