Craig
@craigdurrant
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Software Developer during the day, drums for Desmond and the Tutus, everything for Yo Grapes at night.
Johannesburg
Joined August 2009
Hey everyone who tweeted "Big tings coming" in 2018, just wanted to find out if you are indeed involved in big tings now?
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Whenever I learn a new fact, I fantasise about it coming up in a quiz night and me contributing to the team.
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Don't worry if you forget your moisturiser when you go on holiday, you can always rub sunscreen all over your body before you go to bed.
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The year is 2028, Joburg is now all padel courts. Hospitals, schools, malls, all bulldozed to make space for more padel courts. Wake up in a padel court. Walk the dog in a padel court, drive a little padel court to work. Arrive at work. Work is a padel court.
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The way Americans pronounce the name ‘Craig’ should be a crime.
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Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.
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Bronny James is on my flight to LA. I think I was in the background of his documentary slamming pork rinds so if that makes the final cut everybody be cool about it
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I don't know much about what happens after death, but I do know that when I die this will still be in my wallet.
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