my sister in Christ i did not learn about shell coverages to impress men. I learned bc i am annoying

happy, growing, successful, & reading the name of people who think they’re better than me in my hometown’s arrest report. life is good 😌

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

LET’S FUCKING GO

i love when people start getting filler and instead of looking younger it’s just like. okay your face is getting really really big in all directions

@DallasWings the prophecy has been fulfilled 🙏

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you’ve never seen me during march madness

when youre in your 20s everyone is hot. in your 30s, lifestyle choices begin to show and its more impressive to be hot

When I want to respond to something I see online, I often have to stop and remind myself that more than half of American adults cannot read above a fifth grade level. I’m not arguing with someone who has the comprehension skills of a 10 year old.

Got to love arbitrary calls changing games in a billion dollar sports league.

For my own mental health I need the nba to start asap

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this defense looks like SHIT what is going on

the spread for Nebraska today being -42.5 is straight up disrespectful lmao

just when the refs think they’re free from DT here comes Paige😭

hey fuck you buddy

Hey @AltitudeTV I don't know who is in charge of this decision, but not having @katywinge calling games is sad especially after she won sportscaster of the year. I enjoy the games greatly when she's commentating. Thanks.

is anybody else’s period synced with the full moon phases

some of you don’t see life and sex europeanly enough