the Real Clem Shady
@cpsemple
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Memes. Immaturity. Jaded former idealist. No DMs.
Bronx, NY
Joined July 2010
Most people have 5 senses, sight, hearing, taste, smell & touch But very few have 6 the very rare sense of humour
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No matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, just remember, the groove is in the heart
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It’s the biggest psy op ever
Deportations vs Protests. Clinton; 12.5m-Protests: 0 Bush: 10m-Protests: 0 Obama: 5.2m-Protests: 0 Biden: 7m-Protests: 0 Trump: 1.2m-Protests: THOUSANDS All whipped up by the legacy media.
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Chuck, you sanctimonious, power-drunk fossil...shut the fuck up. Please... Just... SHUT THE FUCK UP... And listen... You are not "standing up for accountability." You are weaponizing a single tragic incident...still under investigation, facts still emerging..:to grandstand,
The Senate is scheduled to take the first procedural vote on a funding package including DHS funding tomorrow. Let me be clear: Until ICE is properly reined in and overhauled, the DHS funding bill won’t have the votes to pass the Senate.
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Can you imagine how much worse the world would be if all these podcasters weren't solving the world's problems, for free, right here on Twitter?
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Things patients have said to me that didn’t result in me giving them subpar care as a nurse: I hate you I hate women I hate white people I hate (insert any race) You stupid dyke If these cops weren’t here I’d kill you You want this? (flashed me) Bitch Whore I’ve been spit on,
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Nicki Minaj just stepped onto the White House stage and dropped a verbal thermobaric warhead straight into the skulls of every sniveling, hate-drenched, pearl-clutching parasite who's spent years trying to paint her...and Trump...as the villains in their sad little morality play.
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What in the actual fuck is wrong with the left's deranged hive mind? They screech like banshees over Ilhan Omar getting spritzed with some mystery liquid...barely a goddamn inconvenience, no hospitalization, no real harm, just another victim card to play in their endless
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They don’t want peace. Let’s burn the fucking pretense to the ground. They don’t want unity. They don’t want healing. They don’t want stability. They want blood in the streets. They want neighbors ready to slit throats over manufactured grievances. They want the entire
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People who don’t stand in the middle of the grocery store aisle and have self-awareness are the real heroes.
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My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man. Fantastic father. Terrible air traffic controller.
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