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This really is the chant the whole stadium should sing it’s sick
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Bro 9k at a prem match Bournemouth what are you doing in this league😭
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Get this Eze chant rocking around selhurst 🤩
Oh we’ve got Ebere Eze
Came to us from QPR
Playing for Super Pat Vieira
SE25 Superstar…
To this tune
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I know it’s like arguing with a wall but I cannot understand why if we aren’t going to buy a RB we don’t play CR there
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Now it’s just dragged through the mud but “Crystal Palace” used to mean something real
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Palace 1-0 Chelsea. Guehi
Palace 2-0 Chelsea. Matheus França
Palace 3-0 Chelsea. Olise
Palace 4-0 Chelsea. Gallagher (Og)
Palace 5-0 Chelsea. Steve Parish
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The real question is what celebration will do for the hattrick
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🤯🤯🤯No goalkeeper has ever kept a clean sheet when Odsonne Edouard has scored 🥶🦅
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90 minutes of support for the team was elite
Best fans in England
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Didn’t beat palace once
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Thanks JB x
Jack Butland signs as new Rangers FC goalkeeper — understand contract will be valid until June 2027, four year deal. 🔵🤝🏻
#RangersFC
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The way benteke goes ‘where’s wilf’ and then wilf goes flying in 0.1 seconds later is amazing
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TAKE ME UP TO SELHURST WHERE ILL SEE YOU PLAY
PLAYING WITH MARC GUEHI REALLY MAKES MY DAY
I REALLY WANT TO
KEEP CLEAN SHEETS WITH YOU
RICHARDS MY AMERICAN BOY
AMERICAN BOY
#CPFC
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Add Joachim Andersen or Crystal Palace to this and it’s unreal imo
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EXCL: Wilfried Zaha is set to sign a 200k p/w contract at Crystal Palace, announcement from the club ready. Zaha wanted to be playing in Europe next season but expressed his love for
#cpfc
and his distaste for other clubs competing for his signature, especially ‘small’ fenerbace
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If you weren’t there 2 years ago
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Btw everyone remember when Ayew should’ve squared to an open benteke and he didn’t?
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Got underwear and socks and I’m no longer 5 years old so it’s a W
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Didn’t realise how much I miss this chant already ffs I want the Carabou cup to start again
If any neutrals are wondering how Vieira is settling in at SE25 I think this clip sums it up…
It’s been too long since we’ve had a manger that feels so involved with the club 🦅
#CPFC
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“This is the colloseum, it has 19,200 people inside it a day, narrowly beaten by a certain man’s missus.”
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Those “15m on a Henderson wasted” people have gone quiet
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We’re gonna be edged by Zaha links every window until he retires ffs
👑 ‘Napoli, Aston Villa and Crystal Palace are interested in Wilfried Zaha.’
[
@_samiyenhaber
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#CPFC
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Guys I met Zaha today but I didn’t have a pen so he signed my notes
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Hahaha this might be the single worst highlight I’ve ever seen keep it coming admin
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We should really back this game, just like last year vs PSV especially since the current season has nothing worth playing for
#cpfc
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We sold AWB - kept with Ward 🤷♂️
Lost Zaha - kept with Schlupp 🤷♂️
Extended Roy in the summer 🤷♂️
Selhurst park has seen the least goals this season 🤷♂️
Where is the direction
Where is the value season ticket and ticket holders pay for?
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The core of Andersen Guehi Lerma and Ebs deserve defending and support. Players who care the most and show it
Jefferson Lerma stood there for ages clapping the fans. He’s not been at the club long but what a guy.
Characters like this are 100% needed.
🎥
@iamAlexHowell
#CPFC
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This guys gonna be special and I’m already seeing certain comparisons to one of the best CMs to ever grace selhurst and the etihad
Get him in the team on Thursday
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I’m logging on after a tough run of fixtures with good results and an under invested squad and wilf out and people want Vieira gone? Ffs this fanbase
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Dua Lipa on Richards’ performance:
“He dominated the midfield. His moves were tactical brilliance, disrupting Villa's flow. He flawlessly dictated our play. His game was a fusion of strategic bite and calm composure, making him a standout maestro for us!”
@eastmamba
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#cpfc
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Need Hughes to score to relegate Watford and kiss the palace badge
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Richards and Fergerson trying to get Roy’s attention to prove they’re not injured
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Ayew and luka should never play football again let alone for palace
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Wait until they realise…
Football’s in a lovely spot, but it’s crying for a maverick of this generation. Mbappe & Haaland are nice, but there’s a real need for an aesthetically-pleasing, attractive, ball magnet superstar of the sport. Who’s going to step up and be the one?
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Palace beat Utd. Zaha scores for gala. Brighton ship 6 to villa. Darren England makes a mistake that should cost him his job
Good day
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Congratulations to the Southampton girl for breaking my extremely long standing record as the last person to have a pen saved by Pete the eagle
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@StrikingViking7
It took 4000 likes for me to find a Bournemouth fan well done mate maybe not a 100% Npc club
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If I speak
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Franca celebration pics this is what I’m here for
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I would like to thank all fenerbache fans for harassing Zaha to the point where he wants to stay with us 🧡
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This time last year a retired Roy Hodgson was a pundit as palace lost to Fulham
Now he’s the manager
Talk about backwards steps
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I feel like ever since this banner has gone up it’s been further justified by events that have followed it
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@DrizzyCPFC
Nah mate we only scouted him on the other side of the world for months and spent 20m +ballon d’or clause even when he is injured and brought a whole Brazilian community for the announcement video and put him in the middle of the advertisement for it to be a coincidence
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Me and bro at the function discussing how Olise is better than Saka
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If every Premier League manager took part in a 20 man royal rumble, who would win?
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I think we shocked and impressed the Southampton fans and made them jealous with the class of our away support tbh
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FFP committee are gonna award us points at this rate 💀
💷 Money spent on new players since 2019 [per
@Transfermarkt
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2. Man Utd (£778m)
3. Man City (£753m)
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13. Brighton (£294m)
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17. Bournemouth (£239m)
18. Fulham (£204m)
19. Burnley (£196m)
20. Sheff Utd (£175m)
21. Crystal Palace (£172m)
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