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@palarsebald
bald
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Ambition means wanting to play in a shitter competition that will be easier to win, apparently.
@ChrisofBelper
Mr Tembo
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@HLTCO Now in a competition you are likely to win… still moaning. “The Palace way”. Always “woe is me”. Never any ambition.
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@palarsebald
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A club that has a good relationship with Crystal Palace with a message against our former all-controlling majority owner! How intriguing.
@JUFE_INSIDE
JUFE
2 days
BAYERN FANS WITH A MESSAGE:. “Textor Out! Smash Eagle Football! Close Red & Gol! - For independent clubs, instead of identity-stripped satellite clubs!”
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@palarsebald
bald
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CTE CTE CTE CTE CTE CTE.
@_KierMoore_
Kier Moore 😀
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@CPFC_JB Alan Lee .Alan Lee x Alan Lee x Alan Lee .Alan Lee x Alan Lee.Alan Lee x Alan Lee x Alan Lee x Alan Lee.Alan Lee . Manager: . Alan Lee
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@palarsebald
bald
23 hours
Cheers, sons crying 👍.
@SpursIad
Jack (fpl: yxxtsl)
23 hours
Ten years comes to an end just like that. We will forever be grateful to have you as our greatest servant, Son Heung Min 🤍🤍🤍🤍
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@palarsebald
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@Beniesta_
Benj🏆🇪🇺
24 hours
7th time Palace will have played at the new Wembley on Sunday. Bumps us up to 8th placed in the list (level with Portsmouth) of most appearances at Wembley. Only the Top 6 and Villa have more 🤯.
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@palarsebald
bald
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RT @MusialaEra: Michael Olise. The best player in the world. No one compares to this demon 🌟
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@palarsebald
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RT @MusialaEra: OLISE BRACE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
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@palarsebald
bald
3 days
RT @dtu_whu: @WestHam_Central you’re older, fatter, unemployed, probably no degree, no mrs, no savings account, broke and run a fan account….
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@palarsebald
bald
3 days
They are taking the absolute piss out of UEFA. This saga gets more and more embarrassing for them by the day.
@GloriousBotaYT
Glorious Botafogo 🏆 🏆
3 days
🚨 Breaking 🚨 . Marinakis is likely to invest €100M to back Textor. We are looking at a MCO that will include Botafogo, Nottingham Forest, Rio Ave, Olympiakos, and RWDM Brussels. Marinakis as the majority owner and Textor as administrator of the clubs he’s bringing in. 🗞️
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@palarsebald
bald
3 days
In Nottingham Forest’s what?.
@ge_botafogo
ge Botafogo
3 days
Textor e Marinakis debatem inclusão do Botafogo em rede de clubes do Nottingham Forest
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@palarsebald
bald
4 days
Reality is we obviously don’t need a LOT if we don’t lose any key players but the extra bodies we do bring in need to move me now. Cheap smart business is cool. Now bring in some game changers.
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@palarsebald
bald
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I know we’ve been fucked over this summer. I know budgets, players who want Europa etc is all in the air right now. And EE / MG futures remain up in the air. But if it’s all hinged on this then I expect some SERIOUS movement after the CAS hearing. We should still be spending ~.
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@palarsebald
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May 26th:. Glasner: “4 competitions, 4 titles to win, and we will go for all of them”. Parish: “[FA Cup win] was pretty good, wasn’t it? Shall we do it again? Let’s do it again!”. July 29th:. *£2m spent*. Glasner: “we have not made the most of the transfer window. I hope we don’t.
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@palarsebald
bald
4 days
This is the most retarded saga ever why are they STILL briefing this shit to the media as if Parish is gonna go oh shit let’s sell Eze for 40m!.
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@palarsebald
bald
4 days
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NO ONE CARES WHAT ARSENAL’S PLAN IS, IT AINT HAPPENING.
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
4 days
Arsenal not worried by Eberechi Eze's release clause expiring after holding talks with Crystal Palace. #AFC plan has always been to bid below the clause valuation should they proceed with a deal. Eze remains keen on a move.🦅.
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@palarsebald
bald
4 days
Trying to play moral high ground with your partner when your a sex worker is an interesting spin on things.
@xxoorita
r.
5 days
im pro- go through ur mans phone, idc. If you’ve ever done OF or any form of SW you know how disgusting men are and it’s always the most charming and “sweet” men too. Everybody go through ur mans phone today.
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@palarsebald
bald
5 days
Why are we in this 3 times.
@wealth_united_
Wealth
5 days
Football conspiracies Everyone knows but doesn’t say😳. Extended Thread 🧵 Enjoy . 1. Casemiro randomly appeared at Real Madrid, nobody knows where he came from.
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@palarsebald
bald
5 days
Glasner came out in the press and complained about our transfer window and said he hoped we wouldn’t lose any more players and this is how we respond? Not good… #CPFC.
@mcgrathmike
Mike McGrath
5 days
Rob Holding has joined Colorado Rapids in MLS after agreeing to leave Crystal Palace on a free transfer. Will be managed by ex-#LUFC + #MUFC coach Chris Armas. Former #Arsenal CB now at Kroenke-owned Rapids . 🇺🇸🦅⚽️🥅 #Rapids96.
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@palarsebald
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@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
5 days
Former Barcelona forward Carles Perez has been injured after a dog attacked him and bit his genitals. The incident happened while the Celta Vigo striker — currently on loan to Aris Thessaloniki — was walking his own dog, according to Spanish outlet Marca and Perez. He was
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