Corporate Cowboy
@cowboyexec
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Current Fintech Capo & 7x WDC champion | Retired Tigerland Gunrunner | Areola rates $20 |
Nashville, TN
Joined April 2024
All Nancy did was like trains and they killed her for it.
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saying “joint” instead of movie
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having a gender affirming beer at a gender affirming tailgate throwing a gender affirming football with my friends listening to gender affirming dua lipa and charli xcx on the aux
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I take back every bad thing I said about this man.
Former Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is officially dating pop star Katy Perry, with the couple spotted kissing on her yacht off Santa Barbara
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Iran is architecturally simply cooking on levels almost no one else is
Another banger of an apartment design in Iran! This time in the city of Birjand, designed by Sahar Kamaleddin and Nima Safdari
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The male equivalent is ordering McDonald’s delivery when you’re in the Uber going home.
Charging my vibrator before I go out will always be a big brain move
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So you’re telling me a US soldier in his barracks room could be playing against Ex-Dictator Bashar al-Assad???!!!??
Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.
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The way I fire off a banger tweet that’s followed by a flop really puts my dopamine at equilibrium.
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No Feeled? Not gonna make it
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Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Ocean Alley in Nashville?!?!? Let’s Fucking Go
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Better idea: find a girl with a rich family and become CEO of her dad’s company
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@thebeltedhombre New York City is the Albania of America!
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“I’m gonna be Mayor of New York and a I don’t want to do this without you” is a level of game I couldn’t even fathom.
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I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible. Keep your dog out of the bar.
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RAMIREZ, SECURE BURGER TOWN
Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb. Read more: https://t.co/AkmU3diD97
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Kids be emailing me for networking like I’m gonna respond. Meanwhile a kid from my fraternity hits me up and I always take the time. Why? Because I slathered that kid in BBQ sauce and made him do bear crawls around my yard on a 100 degree day. He’s earned it
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