Sammy Breakfast
@sam_thraxx
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software engineer | tsla investor | meme lover
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2017
i’ve created a streaming service that pays artists 12x more than spotify
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Barnes & Nobles*
Her twerk wind smelled like a Barnes & Noble
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this video makes being a garbage man look amazing
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mfw a mf orders three beers for the table when there are 4 of us lol
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and that my frens, is why i live in LA lol
LA is so obviously designed by and for people who have sex it’s not even funny. Incredible how obvious this is driving home from SF.
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awesome 🔥
I have accidentally stumbled across the single greatest reason to stay thin/in shape through my line of work and unfortunately I can never tweet it because it is the absolute darkest and least politically correct realization ever
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candy is so good
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it’s important to have a consistent nighttime routine for instance every night before bed i plug my phone into the charger across the room away from my bed, then go over to my phone and watch ig reels until i fall asleep on the floor
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this is awesome 😂 mr fallon, i salute you 👏
What’s Behind Me w/ @sydney_sweeney: 3 Labubus doing 6 7 at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru 🤣 #FallonTonight
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i just got hit on by an 18 year old, a 21 year old, a 24 year old, a 27 year old, and a 30 year old..
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coworkers said i look like them (they’re 18) yall wouldn’t have believed the look on their faces when i told them my real age lol
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women be having many societal expectations placed upon them
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none of the women on this flight know i’m listening to audrey hobert
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