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It probably stank but I bet it grips like a retarded kid when you try to take away his Lego set
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@GraduatedBen
I wouldn’t really care if they denied someone newly into exotic pet ownership but this man has been caring for that animal for 3 decades. Insane to take it from him.
Free Albert.
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@BowTiedBroke
@TheRealMrsBroke
El Salvador with Bukele at the helm is on track to have less violent crime per capita than the US.
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Me if blacking out and texting women I haven’t seen in 3 years was a sport
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JPMorgan JPMorgan
when one of their when one of their
employees helps employees says
Jeffrey Epstein “would” online
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Don’t listen to anyone that can’t bench 225lbs about anything
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You talk shit about your ex to your friends who secretly want to bang her.
I hire Singaporean virtual assistants at $3 an hour to comment “trans icon🏳️⚧️” on her photos 400 times per day until she checks herself into a mental institution.
We are not the same.
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How I (5’10 and 3/8ths) approach the 6’3 ex-volleyball player at the bar
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@scorched_water
Ms. Katchadourian I personally like both. That’s why they are both nice castles and not the scary one.
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@kiesriver
Don’t care and didn’t ask. You’re fat in my mind and that’s all that matters. Lose weight, retard.
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@kiesriver
Blah blah blah. Every woman I’ve fucked has been better looking than you. Lose some weight and maybe you’ll feel better about yourself.
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Shawty lost some weight and started doing her nails and it led to a bigger diamond.
Some of you ladies could stand to learn from this.
fiancés are like pancakes. no shame in throwing the first one out.
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@_SwagHercules
Been there. Not as viciously as this young lad though.
Bright side: the broad that did it to me is a single mom who hates her life and occasionally drunkenly asks my friends for my new number.
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You know that while you were split up some dude had her like this and at one point it slipped out and she guided it back in.
P.S. he asked if she liked it and she went “yeaaaaaaaaa”
18 yrs ago I met my wife, 13 yrs later I lost her.
3 yrs ago I got her back and built
@HostageTape
into an 8 figure business. (
#Thread
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Single mom: “does anyone know where my toddler is or why there’s blood all over my living room?”
The pitbull she adopted:
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@LegendaryEnergy
Depends on the area.
I’d prefer a small/mid-sized American city to London or Paris.
I’d also prefer Prague or Warsaw to Chicago or Philadelphia.
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what if we kissed at the residential holding facility? 🙈
🚨🚨NEW JAIL HOUSE JUST DROPPED
This one is in Bedford, PA, was built in 1895, has almost 8,000 sq ft and 18 jail cells
Currently listed for $274,900 🧵🧵🧵
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@BowTiedBroke
@TheRealMrsBroke
I love seeing it. Had a friend from El Salvador face similar shakedowns at the hands of MS-13 and he cannot get enough of their new leader.
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@Waterplea
@ebitdaddy90
It means her coochie probably reeks of body odor and patchouli but I bet that mfer be gripping
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@Oilfield_Rando
“abandoned buildings are the same thing as 1 million junkies shooting up and chasing each other around with an axe. I am very smart.”
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I refuse to drink alcohol around people I work with unless we are super tight but even then I refuse to at corporate events.
I have seen too many morons piss away their career progression by being a belligerent dickhead at a Christmas Party, going away party, or other event.…
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unmarried 27+ year old women can find Prince Charming with this one simple trick: weigh under 125lbs
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My dream job is telling a bunch of entitled laborers from Missouri who have been using their union to hold the company hostage that I have replaced them with robots or sent their jobs to China.
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@LegendaryEnergy
@nayibbukele
without a doubt. my ex girlfriend is Salvadoran (still friends) and the changes he has made have greatly improved the quality of life for law abiding citizens.
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when I get blackout at Thanksgiving and tell my cousin that maybe her husband wouldn’t have left her if she laid off the candy and soda
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My lawyer just answered the phone by saying “asuh dude”
I am going to federal prison.
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getting absolutely shitfaced before donating blood so the person on their death bed can have a little fun on the way out
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no serious person prefers their eggs scrambled after 12 years old.
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Hey when I joined grindr I thought it was for people with big career aspirations
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A lot of men in Oklahoma, Arizona, and Texas have claimed to be abducted by aliens but really I just had a hobby of roofie’ing random rednecks and fingering their butts between 1976 and 1994.
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when I’m a few drinks and a couple of nose beers deep and one of my friends walks into the bar.
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mom: “go play with the kid down the street”
the kid down the street:
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your buddy who disappeared from the bar and isn’t answering his phone:
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@BowTiedBroke
@TheRealMrsBroke
Love seeing El Salvador improve, not American violent crimes increase. I may have worded that poorly.
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@pope_head
“I took drugs and nefarious spirits/demons fucked with me but it totally led to enlightenment.”
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I love flirting so much sometimes I just be slinging game at women I have no intention of sleeping with.
You can’t be the Rizz God without first being the Rizz intern, Rizz associate, and Rizz manager.
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I’m so glad I spent my college years partying and chasing tail instead of whatever stupid shit this is 🤣
Columbia students really are the gift that just keeps on giving 😂😂
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A B C D E F *ding*
A *ding*
A B C D E F G *ding*
A B C D E F G *ding*
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O *ding*
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T *ding ding ding*
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Y’all let this mfer run around calling himself Diddy for 20 years and didn’t think he was into some wild shit???
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How I (28M) look to the girl coming over to nurse me through this hangover
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Jonah Hill was right and people should set more, not less, boundaries when it comes to who they have romantic relationships with.
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@MomsPostingLs
He rides in a ford explorer sometimes but he’s not the one driving and he has to sit in the back.
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@telmudic
As a guy who enjoyed hot Au Pairs in his early twenties. Thank you to all the men/women/families willing to choose hotties and letting them borrow your BMW to come hangout with me.
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I have been vindicated once again on the “pooping at my house” issue
You can catch HIV from public bathrooms if junkies wipe their needle with the TP
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I put in my DNA for 23 and me and I came back 100% retarded and gay
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@Newsweek
“Go kill for us while we tear down statues of your forefathers, use your tax dollars caring for illegals, and try to trans your preschoolers.”
A $500,000 signing bonus couldn’t convince me to sign that dotted line again.
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You come to me on the day I’ve finally mustered up enough courage to send a hog pic to my favorite e-girl, and you tell me she’s a man?
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TFW the filthy whore that cheated on you in 9th grade by making out with Mike Lewis at the pep rally loses custody of her kids
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Higher than giraffe pussy on stilts whipping a Porsche 911 and having legal impunity because of family connections.
I might lean right but I would kill to be this guy.
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@ccmembersonly
Prayers up for you and yours.
Might be nice to stop by the gift shop and get the young woman and baby with no signs of a family a teddy bear and a congratulations or get well soon card.
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