xan drescher 🍓
@cockroachbuffet
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I follow back and I don’t bite =^..^= angeleno, crass connoisseur, merkin enthusiast. booked and busy af https://t.co/XTRTIiRHY4
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2019
Only thing worse is hearing the dirty version of a song you’ve only heard the clean version of.
hearing the clean version of a song piss me off instantly
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every group chat needs a west coast member to catch the beginning of a war
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many of you think you’re dressing like the 2000s but only she really is
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being californian is so beautiful me and my friends were hungry and hanging out at like midnight and in n out is just there. its open and less then a five minute drive away and Satisfying. i will die for my country california
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This is definitely what’s coming up next
Yall think 50 cent ducking whole time he cooking up a documentary about ti and tiny being swingers that drug people . Bookmark it
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There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.
The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.
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This sounds like something I’d do
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I love how everyone in the comments agrees that she was the dark cloud lmao. How delusional she’s nasty/evil af but I liked her on Traitors
Lisa Rinna says there was a dark cloud hanging over her during filming on #RHOBH, adding that it impacted her entire family. She shares that once she left the show, that cloud lifted for all of them, and says there is no chance she would ever return. The chapter, she insists, is
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A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
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Time to enlist magas 🫡
i feel like if you voted for trump you should automatically be drafted for war
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Today is a good reminder of how Elon Musk absolutely destroyed Twitter’s utility as an information tool.
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best way to lose weight is by being attached to an avoidant person
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they ain’t do a single thing right that wasn’t handed to them by a Traitor LMFAOOOOOO
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I wear a Yankees hat wherever I want to
Los Angeles is trending as people complain they can’t wear certain ball caps due to gang politics.
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Why are we teaming up with another country to do this bullshit?? I know why, but it’s infuriating
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