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scrolling through twitter high is hilarious yall hate on everything LMFAO why is everyone so angry
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Ur mom’s enemy telling you she sucks then ur mom gets up and superkicks her…this is a top 5 moment of that kids life forever
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“my eyes see Oppenheimer” is the craziest way to announce the biggest award of the night LMFAOOOOOO
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nicki: you’re tall af and you got shot that one time-
megan:
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Fam this isn’t even a hint it’s the whole van😭😭😭
Apple Music hints at Kendrick Lamar’s 'good kid, m.A.A.d city' being in the Top 10 of the '100 Best Albums' list 👀
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO SHE SAID YALL SOME DORKS IM CRYING
Miriam Margolyes says she worries about ‘HARRY POTTER’ fans because “they should be over that by now.”
“It was 25 years ago and it’s for children.”
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it should be illegal to format tweets like this if ur not actually announcing a death
Samuel L. Jackson, legendary actor and the highest grossing actor of all time. Age 75.
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silencing the only Palestinian in congress during the genocide of her people. america’s commitment to evil is unmatched and every day they make sure history will remember it that way
BREAKING: The House votes 234-188 to censure Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib for “promoting false narratives” about the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel and for her use of the phrase "from the river to the sea," which is considered by some as a call for ending Israel's existence.
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Being 6’1” is so overrated I keep hitting my head on shit and I’m not having THAT much sex
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sorry yall my internet was down all day yesterday but i’m here now alive and well. i’m assuming this still goes for all of heads of state too right?
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i be lying to uber drivers saying “right here is perfect” knowing damn well i ain’t never been to this location nor do i know where the hell i am at
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Fantano is awesome man. I disagree with nearly everything he has to say about music, but this is simply hilarious LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I shit u not this mf recorded himself sleeping for 10 minutes straight and uploaded it as a review 😭😭😭I genuinely think calling him slurs would've been less insulting
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@MichaelaOkla
that would feed a family in victorian times michaela ur a breadwinner be proud
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everybody talkin bout berkeley and cambridge, these niggas got me in San Luis Obispo. this year is cooked man i’m so embarrassed
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not him acting
Matthew McConaughey: “More gun control now!”
Also Matthew McConaughey:
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no he wasn’t yall are just antisemitic and stupid. spreading lies and hate against jewish people doesn’t help palestine and also makes you disgusting
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@lackingsaint
i’m shocked they didn’t add when joel doesn’t fight back from clicker that came out of nowhere in a dark tunnel bc it scared me and i threw the controller across the room
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i used to think popcorn would not pop in the microwave unless you pressed the popcorn button bc it activated a special “popcorn heat” that’s required to pop popcorn properly. i used to think this up until 5 minutes ago
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went to pay my taxes the lyft driver asked what my job was so i told him “tiktoker” we did not speak for the rest of the ride
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@alililliterate
idk man this is the same dude that made a tweet about two nonexistent women…i dont think he was worried much about grammar
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tote bags are the most barbaric popular item used today. niggas in medieval times was tossing shit in sheepskin bags with no separation cuz they HAD NO DAMN CHOICE and now people giving up pockets, an invention that solves this problem, just for some vibes makes me sick
tote bags r actually such an inconvenience, no pockets or compartments, just vibes
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living alone is dope i bought a bottle of apple cider and i can have as much as i want without worrying about sharing with family hahaha. unfortunately that’s the only perk everything else is not only sad but incredibly expensive
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carpets be so fuckin wet after u spill shit on them like dog it was not that much water ur being fuckin dramatic
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why am i nervous to ask alexa to do stuff for me i be saying “please” all embarrassed
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@_mandowhore
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LMAO AIGHT what kinda cacti are yall talkin bout tho cuz i’m talkin bout the cartoony cacti you see in like deserts like this bitch right here ->🌵🏜
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@no12anyone
i know but that ain’t work for the joke. and responding to someone correctly saying ur man and brother got charges with “well ur tall and got shot” is weak LMFAO
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referring to people who aren’t chronically online as “genpop” is so hilarious we’re in prison fr
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every week yall come on here shocked that a thing that could never be natural looks like this when it’s massed produced. where tf did you think something called “IMITATION CRAB” came from?? the beautiful and clean Imitation Ocean?
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“yall hear the ocean caught on fire?” Is a real sentence and I fear we are doomed
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Man I didn’t even feel good making this😭😭idk how Kendrick did it
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this how i be in the cribbo thinkin bout the mistreatment of women in modern society🙏🏽
🚨— BREAKING Gary, 44, Missouri,
takes 1 dose of Pfizer's COVID vaccine on 4/10/21, next day forgets where
he is and time, has sudden falls, sensation of entire body burning, tremors, lost speech, and 20 months later no improvement.
- Gary is now disabled
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Before yall start gettin misogynistic please remember you make $15 an hour this is not gon be a problem for you
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nigga been rolling weed since prehistoric times ain’t no reason why he should be able to do it that fast LMAO
I made a new rolling trays and ashtrays. And these fuckers are CURVY.
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idk bro maybe u shouldn’t be alive anymore
The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman
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biden is a fucking embarrassment that just co-signed a genocide and forever written america’s name as a supporter of the of one of the most evil acts in recent history. he should be ashamed of himself and every american should be ashamed of this country
Biden claims that "based on the information we've seen to date," the deadly explosion at a hospital in Gaza "appears to be result of an errant rocket fired by a terrorist group in Gaza" and expresses condolences for victims
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@MichaelaOkla
i should go back to the days when i was lying to myself about having dates bc now i’m just honest about it i think i was happier then
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when u realize you’re the machine theyve been raging against
Rage Against the Machine went from fighting the system to telling you get vaccinated and men can give birth🤦♂️
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If u see this nigga on ur girl’s fyp just know she boutta leave u
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@punpunpunpun
this was part of his defense fam I know they were NOT trying to hear this shit forever LMAO
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They hated it😭😭😭
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she’s so real bc so would i. y’all not gon tell me my comically large hat ain’t a vibe
Zendaya defends her infamous 2014 Teen Vogue party look:
“I still see memes about this look with my hat. I stick by it. We thought it was chic at the time, and I think it’s still chic. I’d wear it again.”
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Me: man shes looking like a good women. Go ahead and make it official fam
Also me: or....keep fuckin around with other girls
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we raised $1.5 MILLION FOR PALESTINE TODAY SHEEEEEEESH! Absolutely unreal😭😭😭FREE PALESTINE!!
CREATORS FOR PALESTINE HAS NOW
OFFICIALLY RAISED 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PALESTINE. THATS THE END OF THE LIVE STREAM THIS IS MONUMENTAL! NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU CANT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
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in a romanian prison over an unfunny bit from a video trying to save face after losing an online beef that you started with a teenager. it don’t get more embarrassing than this
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bio says free speech and ur burning books that hurt ur feelings hahaha ur a bitch and i hope ur kid grows up and learns that
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@sarahschauer
I dont know if this will mean anything or will help, but you liked a video of mine the other day and it meant so much to me. I know that the internet can be a terrible place, but your presence has brightened so many peoples days. Thank you for being exactly who you are as you are
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spent the past day reading all the posts about Mat just in awe. i didn’t even know him but I feel like I did just from what everyone has said. In life you should aspire to have even half of the impact Mat did on so many people. A truly beautiful human being inside and out
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My whole house is positive for covid I’m positive for missing her
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“i was waiting on ddg”
timothee:
Timothée Chalamet shuts down Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner fued rumours
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The people in the next door hotel room were having sex loud af I guess they must’ve been celebrating MY ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS BAYBEEEEEEE WE LIIIIIIT
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brodie scared of some tape meanwhile conservatives called for the “eradication of transgenderism” like yesterday and we were just supposed to move on. this is why nothing yall say can be taken seriously because you’re sensitive pussies
Stop exaggerating, trans issues aren’t that big of a deal
Nobody is forcing anything on you or your family
It’s not like we are openly shipping trans flags to your doorstep
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i ain’t gon hold u this is an abomination. truly feels like the thing in the beginning of a sci-fi movie that ends up destroying humanity by the end, and unnaturally taking what someone recorded and making them do whatever you want just bc u can feels like destroying humanity too
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u know what…happiness overrated anyway. being happy don’t make u funny and if u aren’t funny what’s the point
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la has a bad rep but i’ve met some of the sweetest, most genuine people living here and they only try to convince you to follow their instagram for like an hour
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dope video. what the fuck is this caption
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this being a top comment on the song😭😭😭drake might’ve fr lost the internet im crying
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i think cussing is professional if it’s clearly being used to provide emphasis on a subject. people ARE dying over dumb shit, how else would u say that? “people are dying over dumb things” that don’t hit the same
Baltimore City Mayor’s response to a 7 year old being shot & killed.
Yes, this is actually the Mayor. Unbelievable.
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Kendrick please I have a life to live I cannot keep up with this
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fuck is the movie so dark for
First look at Jude Law as Captain Hook in ‘PETER PAN & WENDY’.
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FUCK PARTYNEXTDOOR WHY TF WOULD HE MAKE THIS HIS FUCKING ALBUM COVER MY RECENT SPOTIFY LOOKS INSANE
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yall saying she should say who it is but every time a black woman actually says what happened to her yall don’t believe it if ur fav artist is involved
Latto said there is a male feature on her album & he gave her a hard time clearing the track because she wouldn’t sleep with him.
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tiktok owes me money and they really dodging my calls at
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if i catch them in the streets i’m gonna have to treat them with respect and ask kindly for their help i’m not a fighter
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