
The Lobster
@LikeableLobster
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They’re trying to turn The Lobster into a mascot to sell more Whale Sperm.
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The Lobster rather enjoys horses. Of all colors and sizes really.
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Does anyone know where The Lobster could purchase a fax machine?
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The Lobster has amassed a rather odd number of shovels and is unsure what to do with them.
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They’re saying humans can’t feel pain. It’s just a working theory, but that’s what they’re saying.
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That rat bastard Larry is suing The Lobster over trademarking “The Lobster”.
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