he’s twitters flavor of the month and he currently doesn’t have running water in his mobile home - cashapp is $420doggface208 🧡.

this is most south jersey thing i’ve ever heard

these are some things i’ve learned recently: . 1. everyone’s gay as fuck.2. everyone’s horny all the time.

new music is cool but have you ever listened to the same song 17 times in a row every fucking day for a month straight.

hold up, so god made the earth. and god was like hold up, this shit is boring, it need more shit. god was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch, dinosaurs on that bitch. then he like why i put dinosaurs on that shit

we love small boobs and a fat butt.

drove 7 hours to suck dick BUT in those seven hours i learned some of my bedroom habits stem from the trauma of how i lost my virginity so who’s the real winner here.

@jojos_circuises @singlegrandad ty for the update!!.

everyday we stray further and further from gods light

i’m gonna need the link to this porn pls n thnx

this thread is horrifying. the fact that this man is getting away with this nonsense is horrifying. why isnt everyone paying attention why why why.

@shutupmeghan hey so rq: yes we should help animals that are fleeing from wildfire damage by leaving water outside for them. this however is from the grand canyon and there’s postings EVERYWHERE to not do this due to disease that the squirrels (may) carry.

when your bellybutton catches the nut it becomes a kiddie pool.

shoutout my boy phil, people are big mad about him shutting shit down but he’s the only one handling this with decency. that’s my gov @GovMurphy.

i’m too early for work so i’m grabbing coffee from mcdonald’s and this older guy starts hitting on me. he asks how old i am so i tell him 17, he conTINUES TO HIT ON ME. and ends with “stay in school, don’t do drugs, and don’t do dirty old men, we’re the worst” BRO.

the perfect man doesn’t exis-.

if i see you smoking cigarettes in 2018 i’m punching you in the throat on sight.

i can't believe we're in 2017 and people still smoke cigarettes.

tyler has me blocked on twitter now so i don’t feel as bad announcing that we’ve broken up, see y’all in the streets this summer (masked up of course) xo.

sad in italy but i guess it’s better than being sad in new jersey.

i don’t think i want a relationship ever again, just wanna have sex with all my friends xo.

when i was younger i used to only wear push up bras bc i was so sad about having small boobs but now i’m like HELL YEAH TINY TITTIES WHATS UP I DONT EVEN HAVE TO WEAR A BRA FUCK YOU VICTORIA’s SECREt.

america runs on baja blast.

if i was running for office i would simply not sexually assault people.

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that’s why i take butt pics on company time.

it's ok to steal from the grocery store as long as you put your cart back in the cart corral :).

please don't disrespect the bluth's like this /:

sex is a great way to spend time with your friends.

i really do wanna TRY to not eat meat but i really like chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and general tso chicken and chicken parm.

yeah who the fuck actually calls mays landing "the land" ?????