Claus
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Epicure without portfolio. Working for dreams. Nightmare to some. Listen with compassion. Amplify dignity and humanity. BLM RESIST @clausw.bsky.social
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Joined March 2009
Went to Walgreens and asked an employee where the gluten-free toilet paper was. He's gone to ask his manager.
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PATRIOTS: Ol’ Tea’s got a burr in his saddle—Trump’s fixin’ to redraw Cali maps darker’n a moonless night in Gizzard Ridge. Vote YES on Prop 50 or kiss fair elections goodbye! Help Tea holler #CAVoteYesProp50 in the replies—let’s get 1,000 real quick!
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY - 72 - and all I want for my birthday is for you to RETWEET THIS VIDEO!
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Me: Welcome to my she shed Gynecologist: Will you please stop calling it that…
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My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHuey LouieDewevDublin. Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.
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Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of fuel? He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
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Reagan signs the Economic Recovery Tax Act of 1981, beginning his Reagonomics program that slowly destroyed the middle class.
Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?
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There are two types of people I can't stand... Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
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The IRS will allow churches across the country to endorse political candidates. Texas — with more than 200 megachurches — will be the epicenter for pastors and congregations to test out their new influence, one expert said. https://t.co/BDpHm9NXtu
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While the IRS move applies across the country, Texas — with more than 200 megachurches — will be the epicenter for pastors and congregations to test out their new influence, one expert said.
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New: Despite having an office of hundreds of attorneys, Ken Paxton is frequently opting for private lawyers -- many to whom he has personal or political ties -- to argue on behalf of Texas. One attorney cost taxpayers more than $24,000 for a day's work.
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Despite having an office of hundreds of attorneys, Ken Paxton is frequently opting for private lawyers — many to whom he has personal or political ties — to argue on behalf of Texas. One attorney...
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It's almost like there's a secret cabal of pedophiles that's controlling the country
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If you are truly an ALPHA MALE- a little female pubic hair shouldn't scare you off. OOOH you got a lil hair in your mouth and are freaking out? Poor baby. Give up your ALPHA MALE card. Aren't you supposed to be the fellas capable of fighting saber tooth tigers? 😂😂
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"Redskins" is trending for one reason. "Epstein" keeps trending. He's running out of distractions and is forced to go back to his greatest hits: https://t.co/45Z7zOzWkA
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Iran said Trump's assault on its bunker failed to reach adequate depth to accomplish anything. To which Stormy Daniels quipped: You too?!
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It seems we’ve reached the “Iranian sleeper cell” stage of manufacturing consent for another war https://t.co/KqeouOzJ14
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Do you agree Trump should be impeached and removed? Tell Congress that here:
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Contact Congress today!
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Creating a headline that Trump will "decide" if we are at war with Iran in two weeks is not providing the news, it is selling his own rhetoric for free. attn: NY Times
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