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eczematous Teamster
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2016
We have a TV with Peacock and I always ask if he wants to watch it on the TV and he always says no thank you
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every Sunday my husband wakes up early and watches SNL exactly like this
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I think machines should do what I instruct them to do the first time, on account of they're machines
Small-but-happy win: If you tell ChatGPT not to use em-dashes in your custom instructions, it finally does what it's supposed to do!
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Jacob Elordi's wig is giving me poison damage. Ouch oof ow ow ouch
Inspired by the greatest love story of all time. New trailer for #WutheringHeightsMovie, in cinemas this Valentine’s Day. Pre-order Charli xcx's new album "Wuthering Heights" https://t.co/iU89mW4Vqn
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what if this one switches him back
FETTERMAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER EARLY MORNING FALL, SUFFERS MINOR INJURIES
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Since ICE/CBP have "bean" in Chicago they've: 🚩Shot and killed an unarmed father of two, Silverio Villegas González; 🚩Shot a US citizen five times and bragged about it; 🚩Been caught drunk driving after leaving the Broadview facility; 🚩Admitted to lying in federal court;
We are here for YOU Chicago! Since we’ve BEAN here, crime is down: ⬇️Homicides down 16% ⬇️Shootings down 35% ⬇️Robberies down 41% ⬇️Carjackings down 48% ⬇️Transit Crime down 20% The United States Border Patrol is dedicated to making American cities safer, one deportation at a
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You don't even have to be in the act of bragging! Just say "oh my fiance is coming to pick me up" and people go "oh my God congratulations that's so exciting!" Replace 'fiance' in that sentence with 'boyfriend' or 'husband' and it's CRICKETS
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Speaking as a happily married lady you should be engaged as long as possible because it's the only relationship status that people congratulate
I don't think it's that weird to just be unmarried life partners with someone, but my hater opinion is that I find it extremely weird when someone has had a "fiance" for 10 years with whom they have 2 kids.
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I ran out of characters but actually plagiarism is only half of the ethical concern the other half damage to the user, namely the complete lack of privacy as well as emerging AI psychosis. Even if it doesn't turn you psychotic the sycophancy is bad for your brain
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I am so tired of everyone in my grad school classes talking about how AI doesn't work and has serious ethical concerns but it's here to stay, there's nothing we can do. What do you mean. Why is the Plagiarism But It's Ugly And Wrong All The Time machine an inevitability to you
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i hate to break it to you but the victor/creature shippers have famously already won, as they put their ship to film and called it the rocky horror picture show
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This is like baby brain levels of object permanence. I like the idea of watching a character on a show only to forget who they are entirely the moment they’re not on screen. She’s only off-screen for like 5 minutes!
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Any discourse on this starts and ends with the reality that it is 2025 and we still don’t have one story of a man in love with a monstrous woman in mainstream media. Not one.
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hey everyone next time you talk about a "fuckass bob" can you clarify that you aren't talking about me and actually you think my hair is nice? "Fuckass bob except for Sandy" thanks
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Something that stops me from using chatGPT is how much it sucks you off when you ask things. “What does a balk mean in baseball” Chat GPT: “Wow! What a thoughtful and insightful question. Only a genius among men would have had the courage to ask. Allow me to ponder this
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this pluribus promo is getting out of hand
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
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Does the CTA have BPD? Not a month ago it was "we are gonna cut service to over half the city" now its "hey, let's make the orange like 24/7 and make 20 to 30 busses 10 min wait times" crazy stuff
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