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Has anyone done any studies to find out what the 65+'s are all angry about? They lived through the most properous times we've ever seen, are all on huge pensions sitting in houses they bought for £20k now worth 100x that, what the fuck are they all so bitter about?
Should there be a bank holiday if England win Euro 2024?
All Britons
Yes: 39%
No: 51%
18-24 year olds
Yes: 55%
No: 32%
65+ year olds
Yes: 18%
No: 73%
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This lads life is over isn't it, will be the most hated prisoner in the country, he's got 60/70 years of torture ahead of him, deserves everything coming to him
First pictures of Southport stabbing suspect Axel Rudakubana. Updates:
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All you can drink all day in a mixed fanzone, someone get a live stream of this going, will be fucking carnage 😂
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Lovely photo of Chernobyl
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Said it once and ill say it again, if I was a woman I'd be a fucking billionaire, send them farts, snots, toenail clippings owt they want
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Surely it's come to point where we need to just shut off all support and relationships with this entire area of the world, they'll be blowing each other up forever, stop helping them and just let them destroy each other
BREAKING: The President of Iran has warned of a 'massive' response if Israel launches even 'the tiniest invasion'.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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“Dark arts”? Your top scoring striker is about to be banned for breaking the rules on gambling ya fucking goth
Thomas Frank wants the Premier League to look into what he called the 'dark arts' of sporting behavior in football 👇
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@jacknufc165
Yep never seen any rough times in their entire lives, decades of having stuff handed on a plate
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Some really horny fellas on this app, 3k likes for a middle aged tubby boiler you wouldn’t look twice at in real life, the thirst is off the scale
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Stop liking photos of old boilers ya daft cunt and support ya local team
@BBCSport
U would think they won the league the way they're celebrating at the end lmao dicks
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@NUFCMurph
No idea, it'll all come out no doubt, probably get the mental health card throw out
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You’re not an
#NUFC
fan if you want to leave SJP, I don’t care what extra revenue a new soulless stadium brings, 60k is more than enough, if people miss out on tickets then so what, extend SJP and never move, best stadium in the world and could easily be upgraded to compete
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Dubravka the only keeper in history who left a club as he didn’t want to be number 2 to end up number 4, fantastic
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A lot of Liverpool fans laughing at our fan getting stabbed, heaven forbid anyone ever says anything about their past though…
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha back to Glazers out after one loss
Gutted....that's on Glazers, Arnold, Murtough and co for leaving us with no options in big games. Manager being hung out to dry
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What an absolute fucking joke Ticketmaster is, can't fucking believe it
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Got straight in his car and went down, no media teams or photographers, what a fucking sound bloke
So here's all your angels together after Anthony turned up at the hospital to meet Jozef a mere couple of hours after he saw my tweet. Inspirational, emotional, I'm still in awe. I tried to edit the video to flip it but I'm shit & it's not happening, sorry!
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Fuck me you’d think we invented time wasting the way sky are going on, every team has done this for decades!
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Tino having a cracking game, look forward to him not getting a minute against Wolves at the weekend
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How do some people have all the luck, Botman is a professional footballer, absolutely class, millionaire, good looking and I bet he’s at least 9 inches, not fair
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They've taken £17k, put a few red and silver tin foil things up, made a Wearside display in the most shocking font you've ever seen and now have called it quits, what a fucking belter, swindled their own owner/fans hahahahahaha
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Also I know we say this every weekend but Sven Botman is the best defender I’ve seen in an NUFC shirt, unbelievable once again
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I don’t know how we’ll get over this, this has totally ruined the memory of Wednesday when we absolutely battered PSG at home 4-1 in one of the greatest champions league nights ever, shame
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Spurs players arriving at the crown plaza in town if anyone wants to come set fireworks off outside
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3 years hahahahahahaha
🎙️ Callum Wilson in 2020: “It is absolutely marvellous for me, it's got me on the scoresheet today. Long may it continue to be honest”.
Not so marvellous now, is it Callum? 🤐😬
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Oooooooo a wanna dance with Tonali, I wanna win the league with Tonali, I wanna dance with Tonali, with Tonali who loves me
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Genuinely can't believe I'm seeing Mackems piping up about last night, it took a shocking pen decision to stop us doing the double over the French champions and they think it's somehow a win for them, they'll never see their club in this competition ffs, read the room 😂
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This is who Adam Pearson gives a platform to, an absolute embarrassment to the fanbase
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Bruno is the best player I’ve ever seen in an NUFC shirt, whole stadium was laughing at how good he was
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Think I've read "Barnes is getting closer" every week for the past 4 month 😂
🚨 NUFC fitness update…
❓ Howe “certainly hopes” to have Almiron (illness) in squad for Villa but Lascelles (calf) likely to miss out
❌ Barnes & Wilson getting “closer” but not ready yet. Willock is behind them
☑️ Trippier OK after groin soreness at weekend
#fpl
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If we’re all “horse punchers” then they’re all now seagull shaggers, that’s how it works doesn’t it?
BREAKING: David Lee, 39, of Roker Avenue, is standing trial on charges of committing an obscene sexual act against a seagull in public last year:
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I think I speak for literally everyone when I say them sacking this bald fraud and replacing him with Southgate will be the funniest thing ever, please let it happen
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Fantastic viewing this, we all knew a helmet who chose to support Man Utd when we were growing up, hope they’re absolutely sick
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Why are so many English football fans on here so desperate to see random NUFC fans stabbed and beaten up in paris all because one fan knocked a cap off another’s head? So weird
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@GeordieButcher
Aye that's it, don't like anyone younger than them having it any easier than they did but they forget they lived in much easier times than we do
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The bungelow of light is half empty because everyone's on backs at Nissan, funniest thing I've read on here in years
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Can't believe there's people whinging at this, get 2 decent centre backs in for nothing and concentrate the money elsewhere, absolute no brainer
Newcastle eye cut-price deals for Tosin Adarabioyo and Lloyd Kelly as PSR concerns influence transfer plans
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@LukeEdwardsTele
#TelegraphFootball
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Didn't they give us grief for celebrating Gordon's tackle a few weeks ago? Yet they're all buzzing over this whilst 2-0 down hahahahahahahaha
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Btw Lewis Hall was fucking outstanding, Kudus didn't get a sniff off him, has to start every game now
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Newcastle United into their first final in decades and aliens decide to visit earth, fantastic timing
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Hope Luca is crying his eyes out hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Woke up feel nervous as fuck. Get are Luca ready for school. I said I hope we win tonight lad. He said dad we will be ok we will win 3-1. Give me goosebumps come on our blue boys do it for us all we are all behind you every kick of that ball. Come on. 💙💙💙💙 3-1 would be lovely
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Sunderland about the lose the "Jude Bellingham sometimes comes to our games as his brother plays for us" trophy, nightmare
🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Jobe Bellingham as one of their priority targets for the summer.
Oliver Glasner wants him and Dougie Freedman is working to convince the player.
👀Other clubs including Brentford want Jobe, open race — as
@jaydmharris
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@Samtoooon
They'll find a way, always do, with how understaffed prisons are and his crimes, he'll get plenty grief
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Wilson will go down as one of our greatest ever strikers, most of his career here was playing under Bruce and he’ll be our 2nd highest Prem goalscorer by the end of this season, what a player
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Almiron has cost us more points this season than he won us points last season, a truly horrific footballer, counting down the days until he's never seen at SJP again
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Bruno needs to spend less time on Twitter and more time training because he’s been shocking so far this season, Tonali is embarrassing him right now
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Let’s change the rules because NUFC are in it 😂😂😂😂
So this is how it would work (and work beautifully)
🎟️4th - 7th make the UCL Playoffs.
🥇Winner: Champions League spot
🥈Finalist: Europa League
🥉Two losing semi-finalists play for the Conference League spot.
Giving all clubs a better shot at UCL football 🔥
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Dan Burn should never start for us again, if he does it means Eddie Howe doesn't have a back bone, cost us once again
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Feel like a broken record here but Miggy having to cut back every time because of his one foot is absolutely killing us whenever we do move forward
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If I'm Bruno I'm absolutely begging PSG to pay the release clause, surrounded by utter muppets here
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Not a single person talks about NUFC and PIF and Saudi Arabia etc in real life, not a football fan in the country sits with his pals on a Friday in the boozer talking about it, literally only an issue for the journos who think as they’ve got a blue tick they’re important
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Wonder what the headlines will be tomorrow “homesick Tonali doesn’t score in an 8-0 thriller”
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Since Klopp joined Liverpool they’ve broken the transfer record for a goalkeeper and a centre back and are now breaking the all time English transfer record, some ceiling that is like
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Lads stop arguing with fans of small clubs like palace and Everton, we’re mixing with the big boys now, get back to arguing with AC Milan pasta paedos and Barca paella perverts
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Mind this will be the worst loss ever if we bottle it, considering the levels both teams are at these days, I'll be jumping in the North Sea if we lose
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Aye but yous don’t have a 24 hour Greggs in Milan do you, end of discussion
footballing bias aside I’m not sure you could pay me enough to move from milan to newcastle, downgrading in every single department (weather, food, people, city, vibes, style, art, nightlife) only upside is not seeing messias’ face in training anymore
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“We are in the championship” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha how tinpot
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Let’s all spare a thought for Bazza the podcaster who hasn’t been to an NUFC game in his life, thought he had a table he could get 11 others to pay for for him, got grassed to club Wembley and had the table cancelled and then failed at the ballot, NUFC twitter really is top class
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Can’t believe the night I had last night, me and the bairn were caught on camera shouting some midly offensive stuff after the match, next thing I know I’m up Northumberland helping a pal cut a tree down, not your typical Wednesday night that’s for sure
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@AlexC_1892
Too easy that though, let him get tortured for the rest of his life instead and be in pain
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Mind if the ITK’s have missed the biggest transfer in our history, that should surely end them all? 😂
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Had people in mentions this week telling me Solanke was better 😂 best striker we've had since Big Al, a genuine superstar
The pass from Bruno Guimarães, the finish from Isak.
Beautifully crafted from Newcastle 😮💨
📺
@tntsports
&
@discoveryplusUK
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Dunno how but in my section of the leazes there’s about 20-25 seats that have a different set of Scottish kids every game, a school or club or something, none of them are NUFC fans, they sit and make daft noises all game, such a shame that actual fans can’t get them tickets
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Sky Sports doesn’t have much longer left, their 20 year old business model doesn’t work in the age of fibre internet and streaming, they can’t work out what to do next so it’ll kill them off, the sooner the Prem launch a Netflix style package the game is up for them
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Barnes was meant to be back at the end of November, forget signing players this summer, we need an entire new medical department, utter shambles
🚨NUFC fitness update
🇧🇷 Joelinton faces SIX WEEKS out with thigh injury
🏴 Anderson (back) & Willock (Achilles) won’t be back “anytime soon”. Murphy (shoulder) “close”
❌ Barnes “getting closer” but has “long way to go”
❓ Howe “hopeful” Wilson (calf) back end of month
#fpl
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Mind if we sell Trippier and get Solanke/Billing in then I'll officially be starting the NE12 branch of Amnesty International and be joining the NUFC Against Sportswashing nonces
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Mackems getting themselves in a tizzy over a fake Trippier rumour whilst they’ve got a current player arrested for a rape and a fan who diddles pigeons 😂😂😂
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The sooner we have an actual functioning footballer on the right wing the better, Almiron hopeless once again
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Mad some people on here, Willock anonymous all game, Bruno barely touched the ball, Almiron abysmal and it’s Gordon getting pelters 🤣
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Tonali doesn't need a rest, Italy didn't rest him, who the fuck do we think we are? He's fit enough for Italian man of the match displays but not fit enough to do a better job than fucking Longstaff, boils my piss
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These lot are genuinely so tinpot now it’s actually quite sad
SAFC’s Captain saves the life of a dog
NUFC’s Captain can’t even hold a lead
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It’s amazing that when we were shit under Rafa all the English pundits were always blaming him, we’re even worse under Bruce and none of them are criticising him at all, honestly can’t wrap my head round it
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Paul dummet should be trialled for war crimes if Everton stay up because of that point
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We’ve had 14 years of underinvestment by Ashley, we’re getting linked to top class players now and yet people are still whining about age, price, position etc, fuck me get a grip, if they want to spend £30m on Trippier let them, he improves us immensely
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Hope James Maddison has started packing his stuff up and is on rightmove looking at darras hall, players will be desperate to join us now
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A reminder that no one, Sean Casey, Burnsie, Looney nonce, Keith NCSL, Steve wraith’s OAP chums, Highland Paedo, not a single one of them called this, not a single one had even the slightest it was happening, no one has sources so stop fucking believing a word they say
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How has it "failed"? We're 2.5 years in and had a final and played in the CL already, we were bottom when they came in, I'd say it's going pretty well 😂
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Yesterday was another example of why I'm not rushing to replace Howe, the Pope injury has done more damage to this season than anything else, Dubravka hopeless, no manager in the world is doing better than Howe with the injuries we've had
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Just paid £15 for the worst breakfast known to man, get me home ASAP 😂😂
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A reminder lads, we may have played at the San Siro and Nou Camp in a competition they’ll never qualify for, but unless we get to Wembley for a division 3 play off or a Pizza Hut final we’ll never live it down
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Any pictures from the last 7 years available?
If you’re heading to St James Park today for the Sam Fender gig and aren’t too familiar with the grounds history, I’ve provided a handy guide below to help familiarise yourself with some of its best moments. Enjoy!
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Guarantee Tindall is the first assistant manager/coach to be warned to sit back down tonight
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Eddie Howe has to be in the running for manager of the season, we looked completely fucked when he came in, hadn’t won a game and we could still potentially finish top half, first team in history to not win any of the first 14 games but stay up, mental
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Please go for maximum piss boiling, Aramco on £50m a year or LIV Golf for £70m
#NUFC
are set to unveil a new shirt sponsor which will be in place for the 2023/24 season |
@lee_ryder
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Notice the amount of tweets from a certain teams fan base about how much we paid for Gordon have disappeared, I feel bad we got him for so cheap, one of the best wingers in the league now
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Everyone at the club need sacking if they walk away from Guehi over £5m then spend £45m on Gomez mind
Newcastle United will walk away from a deal to sign Marc Guehi if Crystal Palace don't accept their offer by this weekend.
Joe Gomez has been discussed internally as an alternative.
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@LukeEdwardsTele
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#NUFC
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Spent nearly 3 years here surrounded by average players, will go on to greatness somewhere else, what a shame
Struggling to find words now! Disappointed to not go through in the FA Cup. We still have 10 games in the premier league to save our season. We count on our fans as always 🖤🤍
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