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21. Patrick Roberts enjoyer. Stephen Mulhern denier. Laurence Fox once called me a cuck. Baby I’m ready to go. Foals forever. 11th in the world in FPL, somehow.
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mad how ‘town’ means somewhere completely different to everyone
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“i once took a photo with some mates before a night out and became a huge twitter meme in 2021”
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Yer boyfriends crying cause Tomori’s not in the England squad despite having never watched him in a live game of Serie A in his life.
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I’m sorry seen enough discourse on this now and no one’s acknowledging the fact it’s just a flawlessly executed pun. Yer da is fuming but he’d be patting himself on the back if he’d come up with it in the pub.
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Sorry the concept of buying a hotdog from a van outside of a football ground with the intention of javelining it into the home end is absolutely absurd and hilarious.
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Happy Raoul Moat day to all that celebrate.
Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.
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I have never seen anything more embarrassing in my life. Oh my word.
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Think my new favourite historical domino effect might be a Harry Kane goal leading to a random Welsh man being outed as a nonce online after raising over £30,000 for a German girl.
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20 people in a single file queue at a pub in London. Just walked up to the bar and was served before them all. Absolute morons.
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It’s Christmas Eve. Ticket inspector on this train has checked my ticket and railcard twice. Has given out 2 tickets. Brother have a beer and chill out.
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Socks an insanely underrated Christmas present. Rarely have ever had to go out of my way to go and buy new socks due to a consistent rotation arriving every year. Will not have sock slander.
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Convinced 90% of England fans like this have never been to a club game in their lives.
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just got the ick imagining someone laying out their presents for the sole purpose of taking a photo for snapchat
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Comments on some of these posts are insane. How tapped do you have to be to think a woman would go out of her way to fabricate a story to ‘ruin his career’. There was insufficient evidence to prove he was guilty, it does not mean he is innocent.
🚨 BREAKING: Benjamin Mendy has been found NOT GUILTY on six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault but will face retrial on two outstanding charges.
(Source: Sky Sports)
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Probably because he’s spent freshers week between Market Shaker and Digi the big weirdo.
Rumour has it Love Island's Paige & Adam have split, after Paige deletes all Instagram photo's of the pair 👀💔
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xGNO through the roof here (Expected Gary Neville Ohhhhhhhhhs)
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it’s february 2020: the 1975 have just debuted if you’re too shy live, everyone’s buzzing and the government have ensured us that coronavirus poses no threat, we’ve got the whole summer ahead of us, life is good and getting better - it couldn’t go wrong from here
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Yer boyfriend tries to organise a mosh pit to a song about young men taking their own life.
Sam Fender - Dead Boys (Finsbury Park)
Crowd went nuts for this 😍
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Me wondering why I’ve been ill for weeks and my skins flaring up.
The literal mould by my head every night:
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They’ve fully lost their minds.
Let’s face it a 70,000 seater stadium just isn’t big enough.
It’s time for the Club to make plans to demolish SJP, move the pitch towards barrack road. A complete rebuild is needed.
A 90,000 seater is order.
#NUFC
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Sums up what I said the other day. People in these fanzones don’t enjoy football. Couldn’t imagine a worse place to watch it.
Completely normal reaction to a draw. This country is very sick.
#ENGUSA
#WorldcupQatar2022
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can we collectively agree that ‘woop there it is’ and ‘here we here we fucking go’ are not allowed at 2021 festivals?
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Huge fan of the anti-gambling stance we’ve taken this weekend. Sunderland AFC, crushing the bookies.👏
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Had the discussion the other day that Declan McKenna was the most 2017 indie artist possible and have spent time compiling a more comprehensive list for some other years. Some gaps need to be filled and I am hoping for some suggestions. This is very scientific.
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Honouring Newcastle by dressing as Cheryl Cole in the Fight For This Love music video. Respect.
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Dread to think how many Carhartt side bags are in that Loyle Carner crowd.
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My favourite thing at Glasto are the people who don’t know the words to a song that frantically scramble to mouth along something that looks like the words when the camera pans to them. Absolutely zero slander, completely respect the mental gymnastics.
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what? you’re an ‘03 baby? ah shit this pandemic is nuts, mad that you’re in here cause you would’ve been 16 when these closed ahaha
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Well, it took them over a decade, investment from a deplorable authoritarian state, a £700m squad, an own goal, a mistake from a free kick and a penalty. But they’ve beaten us. We’ll never be mastered.
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Things that the stats don’t show. Oozes class. What a player. Some nugget on here will tell you Lisandro Martinez is better because he performs more blocks or tackles.
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London is the best city in the county by a mile. An unreal drink. Loads to do. Transport is reliable, quick and relatively cheap. Just a fantastic place really. Northerners just don’t really like to admit it.
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Socialist Sam directly giving money to the Saudi Arabian state so it is. It’s a high time for hypersonic missiles.
I always joked that one day we might play St James' Park in Newcastle, and now we're actually gonna play it on the 9th June next year. It's gonna be such a special moment and I hope you all join us for it 🖤🤍 tickets on sale next Friday 9th Sept, presale info below x
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Absolutely hilarious there’s an entire crowd of people at Glastonbury here choosing to see Yungblud over Paul McCartney. Parents with their children facilitating it too. Horrifying.
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*tucks his Retro Fiorentina shirt from Classic Football Shirts back into his baggy blue jeans in disgust*
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Won’t believe the Queen is dead until we hear confirmation from official source Gibbo in the WhatsApp chat. Thank you.
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The post-covid gigging generation. All arseholes.
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If you’re heading to St James Park today for the Sam Fender gig and aren’t too familiar with the grounds history, I’ve provided a handy guide below to help familiarise yourself with some of its best moments. Enjoy!
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Like look at their little smile the moment it leaves their mouth. That is a cheeky da grin if I’ve ever seen one.
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This is exactly it. I’ve seen Sam Fender 8 times and really do enjoy his music but just couldn’t face a gig again after the last gig I was at. That’s not a concert it’s just a Newcastle football match without the footy.
I like Sam Fender’s music
I go to a few NUFC games each Season, to host the Exec Box at work
I would go to SJP to watch another singer/band
There was not a chance I was going to this
I don’t understand how any SAFC fan could go, even if they were the biggest Sam Fender fan!
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Really think it’s acceptable for your employees to be using such foul language on social media?
@BBCSport
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i booked night cafe tickets before i’d done a single gcse exam and by the time the gig comes around i’ll be more than halfway through my first year at university
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Insanely earnest from Sunderland here, wishing multi-billion pound organisation Nike ‘the very best of luck for the future’.
@FootballCliches
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Spurs fans chanting “your support is fucking shit” to the 50,000 tea towel bearing geordies on their big day, spectacular
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Oh my fucking word. Kill it with fire. I’m so angry I absolutely hate him. Vile vile horrible man.
Important announcement - please share this video with your friends to spread the word. x
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Can festival/gig organisers please end their relationship with Carlsberg, literally no one wants to drink it?
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6 minutes into I’m A Celeb and friends of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia Anthony ‘3 pints’ McPartlin and Declan ‘3 ft’ Donnelly have made a joke about Sunderland. We are their world.
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Hilarious for most club fans that, as much as it’s crap, there’s a game to go back to next week and it’ll all be forgotten about. The BoxPark pint-throwing goblins are going to be distraught for weeks bless them.
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Not seen the country go this Bunting mental since the 2012 Jubilee.
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Quite annoyed that Sam Fender’s turned his gigs into stupid mag breeding ground fodder. Love his tunes and he’s good live but honestly can’t face going to see him after the absolute embarrassing state of his last arena show.
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the change of tone in the government’s coronavirus advertising is wild
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Huge respect to the Pigeon Detectives and Sea Girls who I don’t think have missed a mid-sized UK festival for about 6 years.
🎉 YOUR 1ST WAVE OF ARTISTS! 🎉
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We've had an insane amount of sign ups already, with 20k of you ready and waiting to buy tickets!!
Pre-Sale registration here: 🎫
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the most dangerous combo
Show me a picture that PROVES you went to a British school
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It’s insane. Guy who served me was looking for someone to serve and people in the queue just completely oblivious. I’ve worked 1 shift behind a bar in my life and even I would be exasperated by it.
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Jude Bellingham on Wearside. There’s a good chance he is aware of the big bear that sits on top of the van.
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How can you physically be 8hours late for your BeReal? Not being very real.
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Tweeted this because it was funny and now a ticket inspector is getting dogs abuse in the comments.
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lad imagine they inaugurated prime ministers like this in britain and you just had ed sheeran or cheryl cole stood singing about how class the country is
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To be charged with 7 counts in the first place and to be also facing retrial hardly screams completely innocent individual and nice man.
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Goat
Bored. Quote this with the funniest video you’ve got saved on your phone
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Sneaking into the Academy of Light Overnight 24 hour Challenge (WE GOT CAUGHT!!!!!)
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A plea to Sunderland AFC to bin off Invaders Must Die for Friday’s game and return to the grand entrance of Dance of the Knights followed by the booming noise of the Futureheads.
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The BBC are the BBC and they have their obvious faults but fuck me, their coverage of Glasto is just unbelievable. Watch pretty much whatever set I want for free from the comfort of my own sofa in UHD? Yes please.
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Howling at the fact Blake Lively probably knows who Phil Parkinson is.
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- A lad brought through our academy primarily as a winger.
- A lad signed from League Two as an attacking midfielder.
- A teenage full-back brought in from Northern Ireland.
Our back three today. Utterly exemplary.
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What a signing this is for Newcastle United.
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Helped us beat Sunderland Six Nil. Brother we did not have a shot.
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Someone at Arctic Monkeys has just told us ‘we can’t stand there’ because his mate was sat there to go to the bar. Didn’t know they did unreserved seating at standing gigs.
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This is just the funny nutty Geordie humour we all love. They’re such a laugh up there. Nothing like those scumbag Mackems that did the same thing and were lambasted for it.
This Newcastle fan in the fountain at Trafalgar Square this afternoon… 🤣🤦♂️
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Signing a number 10 from League Two and turning him into an adept Championship centre half. O’Nien quietly going by extremely well this season.
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Taylor Swift singing a FIFA tune. What a moment. She’s just like us lads.
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This is so small time I don’t even want to bite but I will. If ever you needed proof it’s not a derby then Middlesbrough players doing Newcastle celebrations is stonking evidence. They’ll always be second best bless them.
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Jake Humphrey shouts “Cauliflower Loses” when the Metro pulls into Brockley Whins
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According to Sky Sports Keith ‘Keef’ Downie, Sunderland aren’t worthy of national media coverage. Despite being mentioned within 5 minutes of the coverage of an FA Cup tie we’re not involved in on ITV, of course.
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find it odd that the EU are always so critical of the vaccines, have they even heard ‘if you wanna’?
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The bed can also not be moved from the wall. Appreciate people being genuinely helpful but I’m not a fucking moron.
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